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imagine you getting a job at a gamestop and your manager is the type of guy to chug a whole monster energy drink and then say “haha level up!” and he does that every day.

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this is oddly specific are you ok

cbfplr

This is the world’s largest crystal ruby. Mark Mothersbaugh had the gem carved in the shape of an ice cream cone.

timsutton

“A few years ago I became friends with a gemologist, and I saw all these gems that he had lying around, one of which was this big ugly stone that I picked up. “That’s the world’s largest ruby you’re holding.” He didn’t know what to do with it, so next time I saw him I asked if I could carve it. It’s right over there. [Points across the room to a glass case.]

I was thinking: Who do you sell the world’s largest ruby to? Somebody who’s uber-rich. And people don’t get uber-rich unless there’s something dark attached to it. It’s always communists in China, or drug dealers in South America, or oil people in Russia. It’s those kinds of people who are going to want the world’s largest ruby. And I wanted to fuck with them in some way. So I said: I’m going to carve it into a turd. But it will look like a custard. I’m going set it on top of a cone, and it will look like a sweet-treat, but really it’s a turd. They’ll buy it because it’s the world’s largest ruby, but only I’ll know that it’s a turd.“ - Mark Mothersbaugh

glitterytiddies

Chaotic good

sheholdsyoucaptivated

tastefullyoffensive

global-fashions

Herieth Paul, Kai Newman, Jasmine Tookes, Ysaunny Brito, Maria Borges, Francine James, Riley Montana - Vogue Spain March 2016 (part 1) photos Greg Kadel fashion editor Elizabeth Sulcer makeup Mariel Barrera

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Garfield in “Diabetes Hard”

global-fashions

Hadassa Lima - BLUE ARMANI COLLECTION photos Monika Sedlmayr hair/makeup Sigi Kumpfmueller stylist Gabriela Santighian

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This is basically me all weekend… ♠️

dajo42

i’m all for ghosts who are nervous about their first haunting but i’m also all for ghosts on their millionth haunting who are just showing up for the paycheck at this point

dajo42

“you’re on big house in the woods duty again charlie” “ugh. let me guess. suburban white family. the dad’s all “this move is good for us”.“ “yep” “listen i’m just gonna slam all the doors really fucking loudly and shout boo”

brotticelli

i’m intrigued by this post. by saying the ghosts r “just showing up for the paycheck” are u implying that ghosts are paid for hauntings? do ghosts have to work for a living? are u implying the existence of ghost capitalism? because honestly if i get to the afterlife and there’s ghost capitalism i’m gonna be so fuckin mad

80sanime

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manzardworkshop

art-tension

Marco Mazzoni : Coloured pencil illustrations

Marco Mazzoni is an Italian artist who creates beautiful portraits by only using colored pencils. His body of work holds a strong interest in flora and fauna, and often influenced by female herbalists of 16th—18th Century Sardinia. Source: emptykingdom and surrealistisch.blogspot