[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[clowngirlpony]

Pack of hamburgers enjoying the carcass of a freshly killed hashbrowns

[burlbread]

Idk if I posted my fav rat pic here yet. Here it is:

[normal-horoscopes]

IF YOURE AN ENGLISH SPEAKER HERES SOMETHING YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW:

IN THE ORIGINAL ITALIAN, DANTE'S INFERNO RHYMES. THE ENTIRE THING.

[normal-horoscopes]

THE ENTIRE DIVINE COMEDY RHYMES.

HEARING MY ITALIAN PROFESSOR READ THE FIRST CANTO OUT LOUD IN THE ORIGINAL ITALIAN WAS A FORMATIVE EXPERIENCE FOR ME.

I COULDNT UNDERSTAND A WORD OF WHAT WAS BEING SAID BUT EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE ROOM WAS HIT WITH THE SUDDEN AND INTENSE FEELING THAT THE PERSON WHO WROTE THESE WORDS WAS A MASTER OF THEIR LANGUAGE.

IT IS FAIR TO CALL THE DIVINE COMEDY TRANSCENDANT IN ITS BEAUTY.

[cromodinamica]

* not just rhyme its uhmm all lines have 11 syllabes and it rhymes like ABA BCB CDC etc etc etc for EVER very good

[normal-horoscopes]

ITS A POETIC FORM CALLED TEZRA RIMA THAT IS FAMOUSLY DIFFICULT TO USE WELL

AND MOST ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS DO KEEP VERY CLOSE TO THE ORIGINAL 11 SYLLABLE METER

[normal-horoscopes]

NEVERMIND POST CANCELLED

[normal-horoscopes]

NOTES OF THIS POST:

50% AWESTRUCK ENGLISH SPEAKERS

40% BAFFLED ITALIANS

9% PEOPLE WHO DONT UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RHYME AND VERSE

1% HUMAN PET GUY

[kitty]

[exercicedestyle]

by anatoly kochnev

[wastehound-voof-deactivated2024]

There are no atheists when the toilet water is rising.

[thepugman360]

[calamitysong]

i miss being able to take the battery of my phone out and just hold it

[calamitysong]

is it too much to ask? to be able to hold my phone’s heart in my hand again?

[shxde]

Happy Out of Touch Thursday 

[dennsokagi-deactivated20221213]

hahahaha good job 

[princesstigerbelle]

This is how we know cats are sent from heaven

[karalora]

This is how we know that whatever trouble cats cause is deliberate

[a-remedy-a-melody-deactivated20]

@squidwardsbastard

[squidwardsbastard]

finally…scientific proof!!

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

i truly honestly feel bad for people who don’t think spongebob was ever funny

[horriblewarlock]

Zuko... calm down... let me tell you the story of the old man who turned himself into a pickle. It was the funniest shit i have ever seen...

[horriblewarlock]

STOP TELLING ME ABOUT PICKLE RICK UNCLE!!!! IM TRYING TO CAPTURE THE AVATAR!!!

[unrealengine5]

I finally saw the episode, uncle. I am so, so sorry I doubted you. That was the funniest shit I've ever...

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

can you imagine if coronavirus happened in like 2013. this site would be like "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO A LEARN ABOUT ~SOCIAL DISTANCING~"

[kiddthemaniac]

LUCKILY FOR *YOU* HANDSOME BASTARDS, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS E X A C T L Y SIX FEET TALL.

SO NEXT TIME YOU’RE CHILLING WITH YOUR MOIRAILS, IMAGINE A BEAUTIFUL BENDYPOO LYING ARSE NEKKID ON THE FLOOR BETWEEN YOU. CAN’T FIT A WHOLE SHERLOCK?

THEN YOU’RE T O O  F U C K I N G C L O S E GOD DAMN IT. 

[neon-nobody]

[herrdouglas]

Visit Original Link

I made another random 8 bit song

It reminds me of Oracle of ages

[everythingfox]

wiggle wiggle wiggle

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