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@katiebug0603
I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad
BRING HIM BACK
me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤
the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup
REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL
I think if we all start posting nipples at once they won't be able to stop all of us. and by they I don't just mean tumblr staff I'm referring to the entire world. I think the nipple is a very destigmatizable body part and I expect/demand it to be a normal thing within my lifetime. the fear of nipples is so weird and archaic, it's a body part dude
Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.
Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.
Religion in fantasy worlds: Everyone believes the exact same things about Green Nature Goddess and has official rituals for her that are the same everywhere
Religion irl: Technically it’s heresy for me to worship this skeleton but my spiritual advisor said that it’s legit so I’m gonna keep giving it offerings of yogurt
Religion in fantasy worlds: We’ve gotta pour water over this statue or else the god will get angry
Religion irl: We’ve gotta pour water over this statue? Why? Idk man that’s just what you do. Just do it alright.
Religion in fantasy worlds: These are the rules. The rules are law. Nobody can break the rules.
Religion irl: Okay you say that there are “rules” but how exactly are we defining “rules” here? Like is a suggestion a rule? How are we defining suggestion? No come back. Listen. Are we going by nuance in the original language or are translations fine or-
High control religions/cults recruiting in fantasy worlds: Join us! For we shall all eat the moon! This is a legitimate position to have!
High control religions/cults recruiting irl: We have free snacks. That shirt looks sooo cute on you btw. What, you heard that we wanna eat the moon? The media is always telling lies about us you know. We may have some unorthodox opinions about the moon but, tell you what. Come get some snacks, make some new friends, maybe chat about the moon a bit. See what you think. We’ve got pizza.
Religions in fantasy worlds: We must make a sacrifice to appease the gods! *draws up a sacrifice circle and completely destroys the sacrifice*
Religions irl: We must make a sacrifice to appease the gods! *has a communal barbecue*
I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead
The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability
tumblr may have censored porn but check this out
i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL
youre monogamous? oh… it’s ethical, right? ethical monogamy? okay good for you! i mean pretty much every monogamous couple i’ve met didn’t work out but maybe you guys will beat the odds! haha. so is it a sex thing? you guys have sex with- just each other? huh. how does that work? i could never do monogamy, i’m too jealous, i’d worry my partner would leave me for someone else instead of dating us both… how do you deal with the jealousy? is it hard? like, how hard? extremely? do you think you’ll break up? i mean in the long run these things rarely work out,
the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.
One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.
RIP😔🙏📚🍯
you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.
after much deliberation I have completed a simple task that took me less than 10 minutes, and I'm happy to report that this time it only cost me about 3 days of dread
i love how everyone on this website is kind of pathetic it brings such a sense of understanding and community
🍰 mutual1 jan 32, 2025 - 3:14PM
just had a panic attack mid jerkoff sesh. killing myself goodbye forever #vent #nsfw #<- unless you work at the jacking off store i guess
🎥 mutual2 jan 32, 2025 - 3:09PM
[gif from a movie from 1938]
🐕 mutual3 jan 32, 2025 - 3:07PM
everything is so scary does anyone even know what to do #i hate it here!!!!!!!!!!
🌈 mutual4 jan 32, 2025 - 3:02PM
[gif from house md]
🧍🏻♂️ mutual5 jan 32, 2025 - 2:58PM
thinking of watching tv today #i <3 tv show yayyayayyayy
🏹 mutual6 jan 32, 2025 - 2:52PM
I <3 TRANSGENDER!!!!!!!!!!
🩸 mutual7 jan 32, 2025 - 2:49PM
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🌧️ mutual8 jan 32, 2025 - 2:41PM
[9-paragraph-long analysis of blorbo from their shows] #does this make sense ?? #analysis #myshows
🐏 australianmutual jan 32, 2025 - 2:38PM
still cant sleep. its 5am rn :( #insomniaposting
🍓 mutual9 jan 32, 2025 - 2:35PM
if i dont finish this essay in time there will be bloodshed #dont EVER go to college. evil here.theres assignmence
🧪 mutual10 jan 32, 2025 - 2:31PM
in the hospital again :P #third time this month. lets all die
⛪️ mutual11 jan 32, 2025 - 2:27PM
i have GOT to fuck a priest sacreligious style #nsft #please please please. on my knees for more than one reason if ur picking up what im putting down #get it . because
🦅 americanmutual jan 32, 2025 - 2:24PM
i fucking love burger
🔮 mutual12 jan 32, 2025 - 2:21pm
i hate taylor swift
🪩 mutual13 jan 32, 2025 - 2:20PM
i love taylor swift
🎸 mutual14 jan 32, 2025 - 2:17PM
i miss gerard babygirl come back please come back #MISS GERARDDDDDD :(
🐝 mutual15 jan 32, 2025 - 2:14PM
[image of 2 men standing across the room from each other] They were in love here ... #do u think they ever explored each others bodies
🧊 mutual16 jan 32, 2025 - 2:09PM
i thionk i might be aromantic .
⛏️ mutual17 jan 32, 2025 - 2:02PM
i have beenplaying minecraft. for 17 hours straight
💜 mutual18 jan 32, 2025 - 1:59PM
considering intensive outpatient again #2025 resolution is to Not kill myself its going bad. iop save me
🪐 mutual19 jan 32, 2025 - 1:55PM
I <3 MATH!!!!!!!!!!!!
🦈 mutual20 jan 32, 2025 - 1:52PM
has anybody noticed that the world is so scary and bad
i just feel really at home here