i preen for satan

im katie im 23

[paper-mario-wiki]

dont get why teeth need nerves and shit in em. dont know why i cant just have my mouth rocks obliterate my food without them making me feel like there are wasps inside my gums desperately trying to get out every time i eat something with more than a teaspoon of sugar or anything 10 degrees above or below room tempurature

[hockeylesbians]

They cheered for the baby and booed everyone else. This is the greatest thing 

(i saw this on twitter but hadn’t seen it on tumblr so i needed to post it. pls watch this)

[growlandpounce]

Mob psychology used for cuteness

[sadunit]

does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry up and do what?? leave me alone wtf!!!”

[the-memedaddy]

[thatboytitz]

if this ever happens press shift+delete when it tries to autofill the wrong url

[terror-billie]

#thanks: the tweet was highly relatable but the comment was life-changing

[contrarose]

the kind of softness that comes with bare legs in cotton sheets and the breeze in your window humming a low nighttime summer song

[kwikemart]

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

[speedoweedo]

im dead at ‘in zoology science licks you’

[speedoweedo]

a science licks a man

[dalniente]

what a big science

[trapcard]

WHY DID THEY DRAG THE MOON LIKE THIS

[lucifers-lettuce-deactivated201]

Reblog if you love our dusty dry ass old moon

[imanes]

me: *pushes ppl away before they have a chance to hurt me*

me: damb why is everyone ignoring me

[c3po]

nearly the end of april.. you know what that means 

[m86-deactivated20171116]

this is an advanced joke

[disasterbisexual-moved]

so no one told you life was gonna be this gay

[ithelpstodream]

[blacberries]

abt me: glowing, eating peaches drinking wine in lingerie, not texting ur desperate ass back

[girthakitt-blog]

Abt me: acne on my chin, eating an unflavored rice cake in the dress I wore yesterday , reading thru texts my ex sent me a year ago

[blankvhs]

my feelings vs me

[kwikemart]

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

[4rianagrande]

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

[amortizing]