Titz

The Wondrous World Of Titz Me

[sacred-portal]

[angelbabyspice]

line his shit up

[avioletmoonrise]

every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am

[valtsv]

sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

[valtsv]

everyone suggesting uranium isn't wrong but anyone who said "literally any rock if you're willing to resort to violence" are the only people who can get on my level. you're hired.

[milfbaitt]

caincore

[valtsv]

okay which fandom that sprung up out of nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain is this a reference to i can't keep up anymore

[valtsv]

oh you meant like. that guy from the bible who invented murder. right.

[greeniery]

I’ve had a tumblr for 4 years what the fuck am I doing with my life 

[greeniery]

chuckles darkly

[plant-based-person]

[creatingblackcharacters]

"I've never heard of Megan Thee Stallion before" if you've ever said any variation of "Hot Girl Summer" then congratulations you've benefitted from an internationally popular Black female artist's creativity

[creatingblackcharacters]

"I thought those were just memes" yeah y'all tend to do this to a lot of things Black people create and/or do, while conveniently cutting them out in the process. You should really consider how easy it was and why that is. I do have a suggestion.

[stah-l]

pikmin book club

[b1tchcup]

my favorite tweet ever. Every time I go to find it I’m blown away by how few retweets it has

[saltedume]

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

[kadharonon]

…how does Jafar lose all his appeal to me if they make him buff.

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm sorry, let me know if this is better

[calstone-light-o]

why is it always them

[ceruleansageredux]

at least it didn't involve classified documents this time?

[calstone-light-o]

no but I think finding one in a war zone and measuring it out of spite is at least on the same level

[gondorrevealparty]

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

[jadeharleyinc]

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

[punkitt-is-here]

[escuerzoresucitado]

Good morning

[bipolarfujoshi]

[moon-lord-big-naturals]

For some reason none of my Miis like my beescake...

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

stop deactivating

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

[tetrafelino]

I like this actor, I should watch more of his movies *opens IMDB page* he should be in better movies

[sallllltywater]

Two freaks on fleet! Saltjaw the beastmaster and Reaktik that alcoholic engineer

(Add to the officers in proper height comparison) link to the officer post ➡️ here