[asapscience]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[distorte]

[highmami]

Just a reminder..

[yousaveeveryonebutwhosavesyou]

[dsxsbx]

[cestlabellevie]

[aureliism]

[inaminadikaaa]

[pleasefireme]

Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding products from him”!

[sinbadism]

hes from an alternate timeline

[cuttlefishlovr]

the McDogs man actually proves the multiverse theory

[breakfastautocrat]

This is a decidedly unfriendly reminder that I don’t want you following me or liking/reblogging my posts if you are a Trump supporter, neo-Confederate, TERF, neo-Nazi, or a supporter of any other sort of white supremacist or fascist movement. Get the fuck out. I don’t want you here.

[fiorilex]

Yess! Already 25 people unfollowed me. Feels so good to take the garbage out.

[star-plasma]

[corporationkills]

god made a mistake when he made me a person instead of a friendly little cat on a midwestern apple orchard

[piraticoctopus]

Hi this is one of my favorite pictures of Pikachu ever

[crimsonservbot]

[xiaq]

This man is the real MVP.

[the-memedaddy]

[sheabutterbitch]