Simply Me

: Mother of boys : Polyamorous : Panromantic : Demisexual : Scorpio : Empath : Loving :

[katiekat1990]

Was feeling myself a bit here...

[katiekat1990]

Ladybugs on the Ceiling

When I was five,

the neighbor boy taught me

that playing doctor

meant learning

that boy bodies

and girl bodies

were different…

 down there.

 A short time after

(maybe a couple of years)

She taught me

girl bodies change…

 The first time,

a bed,

windows open

while watching ladybugs on the ceiling.

A mention, and we begin…

 to learn.

 Hair, a prickle,

tickling at my nose.

A natural musk,

sweat, but sweet with a taste even sweeter.

Thoughts no young one

should have.

Summer nights

and cool basements.

An unspoken desire

and a chance to learn

about ourselves.

Again.

 And then it’s over.

Caught.

It’s wrong.

Steps willing taken.

 Unknown

              of the consequences

Unknown

              of the betrayal…

 Curious?

 Confused?

[wtfzodiacsigns]

Scorpio - WTF #Zodiac #Signs Daily #Horoscope plus #Astrology ! 

[wtfzodiacsigns]

Scorpio - WTF #Zodiac #Signs Daily #Horoscope plus #Astrology ! 

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[docwhofans]

THE POST, THE P O S T

[everyone-loves-purple]

IT’S THE POST!!!!!!!

[katiekat1990]

This is the best thing I've seen in a while!

[katiekat1990]

When you get asked "Dom or Sub" so you get in position, but they call you a perv and you realize they're asking Pizza or Sandwiches😂

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“It takes a level of self love, of dedication and determination to live your greatest life. So, look within. Look at every area of your life and ask yourself these questions: Am I on course? Am I growing mentally, emotionally and spiritually? Anything that is blocking that, anything that is preventing you from living your greatest life, make the tough decision to let it go.”

— Unknown

[wtfzodiacsigns]

Virgo - WTF #Zodiac #Signs Daily #Horoscope plus #Astrology ! 

[wtfzodiacsigns]

Scorpio - WTF #Zodiac #Signs Daily #Horoscope plus #Astrology ! 

[katiekat1990]

Did a stuffed squash and salad for dinner tonight using some items from my #misfitsmarket order. "Some" might be the wrong word. Only items that didn't come from them would be the meat, herbs (duh they only do produce) and the mushrooms!. Everything else on my plate came in my shipment! (at West Warwick, Rhode Island) https://www.instagram.com/p/BygSMbkgR6tYOxFQCM_VIufvjgU12-FZ74WgQ80/?igshid=18asowl50j7fe

[saythefisherman]

“you can’t make a lawful good character interesting and enjoyable”:

[thebloggerbloggerfun]

[teaboot]

They went to the same University and ate at the same caf table in total silence for four straight years. They were best friends

[shittylifeprotips]

SLPT: Confuse those wine snobs by *hearing* the wine

[zombiebiologist]

so i told my mom about this post before she and my dad went on a trip to napa, and she was delighted to try this out

and apparently, when she straight-faced, lifted her glass of chardonnay to her ear and swirled it, she baffled the other winery-goers so much that they all instinctively did exactly the same thing. that sort of crowd-think, that you aren’t quite sure what’s right but you’ll be damned if you’re mistaken for the plebian that you are

but watching that was enough for my mom to lose her composure, laugh so hard she cried, and spill the entire glass all over herself, in the process getting kicked out of the winery

so long story short do this at your own risk

[iahfy]

snazzy asami ❤️

[iahfy]

[kaeraspirit]

Korra.exe has stopped working. Would you like to send a report?

“YES, SHE WENT INTO SUPER GAY MODE!”

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

KORRA IS ALL OF US

[just-shower-thoughts]

In 50 years, all these dances like flossing or dabbing will be like the twist, and parents will be doing them to embarrass their kids.

[katiekat1990]

They'll be embarrassing in 50 years? They're embarrassing now!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Boobs are like model trains: they’re made for the kids, but usually it’s the dads who end up playing with them the most

[fledgling-witch]

The Evidence:

The Magic School Bus can time travel

When asked, Ms. Frizzle denies that she “knows everything”

However, Ms. Frizzle always knows what her students are up to, knows the answer to every question they ask her, and never shows fear even when in extreme mortal peril, as if she’s experienced this all before

Although we know she was in a rock band called the Frizzlettes and was a Shakespearean actress, Ms. Frizzle’s childhood remains mysterious

Ms. Frizzle is EXACTLY the sort of person to travel back in time to teach herself, and is in fact the most likely fictional character to do so

Nobody is ever named “Valerie Frizzle” at birth

Ms. Frizzle dresses queerly and laughs at her own bad jokes

A lot of the series is about Arnold learning to take chances, make mistakes, and get messy - that phrase is more or less targeted at him as a student

Ms. Frizzle looks a lot like a grown-up Arnold

[featherless-wings]

Holy shit???????

[sistertaxon]

She literally has a giant storeroom full of barrels of pickles because she loves pickles so much what more evidence do you need

[fledgling-witch]

[the-dark-aquarian]

What relation do pickles have with the transgender community?

[nentuaby]

One of the medications used in hormone therapy for trans women (spironolactone, which counteracts testosterone) has the side effect of, putting it crudely, making you have to pee all the goddamn time. That causes dehydration and loss of electrolytes.

Pickles and pickle juice turn out to be a fairly convenient and flavorful way of satisfying an electrolyte craving. Those who’ve been on spiro a long time can develop a nigh-spiritual bond with ‘em.

[h3lena-o]

dope

[immolationiv]

LIZ IS TRANS TOO BC SHE HAS HORNS AND FEMALE JACKSONS CHAMELEONS DONT HAVE HORNS

[fledgling-witch]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 This is now and forever shall be my favourite Magic Schoolbus headcanon in all of the world <3

MS FRIZZLE IS AN AWESOME TRANS LADY

With a little trans lizard friend

And a time travelling bus :D

[captainmarvall]

a fan making brie’s dreams come true