I done goofed.

I'm Katie and I'm 27 also a huge nerd. Loves memes and yelling. Stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder. I'm actually funny I promise 😂 PSN: Katkazoo1631 @darkiplierneedstowifemeup on instagram!

[literaila]

a wall away: touya todoroki x gn!reader

your neighbor prohero!touya has a very special way of communicating

[nunalastor]

source by ryu1sh_

[anisas-nonsense]

The devil works hard but fanfic writers work harder

Ps. Y’all are amazing and the most creative writers ❤︎. keep up the amazing work ✩

[corvusalbus93]

Crowfather: Why are you sad? 

Death: I don’t know. 

Crowfather: So, just for no reason? 

Death: Oh, no, there are plenty of reasons. I’m just not sure which one it is this time.

[winterpower98]

I have this funny hc that if a Esper shows up who is the avatar of Persephone, Hyde would be heart-struck but at first he’s confused.

Hyde: Why am I blushing? Why is the world gone pink? How am I shaking like this?

Shadow Member: Maybe it’s because that person over there has the powers of Persephone and by Greek mythology, you two are married.

Hyde: (turns at Hades)

Hades: Well Excuse ME for doting over my wife throughout my time.

Alright but now I want Hades to actually give Hyde advice on how to flirt with Persephone's Esper.

He just becomes Hyde's wingman!

[catchymemes]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

Is it just me or are the new tumblr users convinced there's a penalty of some kind for using this site like it's meant to be used?

[beardedmrbean]

reblogs have always been in short supply for artists, sadly, but it's hitting the shitposts and even the cat pictures lately. Gotta keep getting the word out that reblogs are good and keep people posting new material that will be passed around for the next 12 years

[mornington-the-crescent]

They’re used to other social media sites, where the only equivalent of reblogging is straight-up content theft; so the idea that you can put someone else’s stuff on your page and have it not be a bad thing is a strange experience for them.

They’re likely also used to an algorithm recommending content based on what they hit “like” on, so they probably think that that’s how this works, too.

[anotherdayofdrudgery]

[valtsv]

Can I be your gargoyle?

like, romantically? platonically? sexually?

[thegoldenfox64]

Decoratively

[valtsv]

ngl i forgot that was an option

[capacity]

actually an alarming amount of straight girls (my sister is one of them) hate body hair on men including happy trails. and i blame hollywood for making every scene where a guy is shirtless having the actor be 100% perfectly waxed and shaved smh

If they won’t kiss his tummy hair on the way down to the balls I will

[the-haiku-bot]

If they won’t kiss his

tummy hair on the way down

to the balls I will

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[capacity]

I really am a poet arent I

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[the-real-skeletor]

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

[nsomniacsdream]

39

[nsomniacsdream]

38

[nsomniacsdream]

37

[wickedwonderlandd]

[egberts]

[rubyyyyyaps]

I have 99 problems and getting a sexy villain who loves me solves all of them

[halondrus]

a girl must see her special little character at least once a day lest she get consumed by rage and start throwing rocks at people

[immor-ral]

I love wounded men 👉👈

[rum-maj]

[animentality]

[quasi-normalcy]

Why the fuck do these people think that people go to work?

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification