howdy friends

if i were a bird i would be very small

[g0alieglazer]

the canes after a rod the bod 2nd intermission come to jesus pep talk and a line of coke each on their way out of the dressing room:

[mens-rights-activia]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

[echarping]

I want everyone to know that this was taken by a white male.

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

yes unfortunately i am indeed a white male

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

for now

[depsidase]

[matthewjohnsons]

spotify wrapped but it’s your bank showing you your 100 worst purchases of the year

[yeonggisbitch]

im already crying fuck

[catchymemes]

[lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers]

Sometimes people are just soooo close to getting it.

[iliveinmyblanket]

Check out accidentally left wing on twitter it’s gold

[e-the-village-cryptid]

same energy

[commodorecliche]

also check out r/SelfAwareWolves

[thedappleddragon]

POV it’s 2010 and you’re watching kinztube and everything is ok

[whitepeopletwitter]

[joshpeck]

[weaver-z]

Presenting: The funniest game of Among Us ever played, in 6 pictures.

[j6]

[iknowyouloveme-thanks]

Rachelle Hampton analyzed Twilight’s murmurs so we didn’t have to.

[iknowyouloveme-thanks]

Bonus:

[menamarco]

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

[baconis42]

oh what a life

[dee-the-red-witch]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[jemariel]

Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasn’t caused a single death in months.

Those dates you go on with your partner? They’re in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.

You can hug your friends.

You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.

And so will you.

[do-angels-dream-of-starry-seas]

LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST