I saw this ad on my dashboard and I have to speak out. This is going to sound crazy but bare with me. So, I used to eat these. Literally eat these. If you were born in the 90ā²s you know these were delicious. But they came in like a fine dust with a few pellets of gum in there to break it up and I would carry three of these jugs around with me on a keychain on my backpack. Everyone knew you werenāt supposed to eat these but they tasted so good I would go into the bathroom at school and just eat an entire jug. So after a couple weeks of eating these I stopped being able to poop. Like I explicitly remember being constipated for a good part of my 2nd grade year. And my mom was likeĀ āiām not going to buy you any more of that gum youāre having too much sugar itās making you constipatedā but little did she know i was actually eating like 5 of these a day. so she stopped buying them for me and like 2 days later i was in school and i shit my pants and it was bright pink and it stuck to my ass all day and when i got home i literally had to pull the tiny 2nd grade hairs off my buttcheeks because the bright pink bubble jug diarrhea had been caked to my flat ass because i was too scared to tell anyone i shit myself
