[riotd]

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

[chaseadrian]

brat 4 brat THE PITT 2.15, "9:00 P.M."

[cuteycandycataclysm]

Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

[omegaversereloaded]

Let's kill him

[nintendo-wheee]

[lasaraconor]

[vsingers]

new favorite tweet

[robaran]

insp. / credit

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[divorcedfranklangdon]

Mel plugging her ears while listening to Santos dictate about a kid getting his fingers blown off by a firework

[hi-raethia]

[girldraki]

[agnes-nielsens]

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

[dogpuppy]

[jame7t]

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

[lichtenbug]

[japril]

Wow, Friedrich Nietzsche.

[jarvypup]

anytime i talk to people i feel like i need to be shot.

[revivivivify]