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Fucking witchcraft oh my god

If you have billions of dollars it shouldn’t be a crime to steal from you. You’ve got enough money that your security should be your own responsibility and anyone who manages to swipe from your hoard deserves applause for besting a supervillain

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Over a billion and you reach the social connotations that dragons have, as in stealing from you is considered a Challenge rather than a Crime

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things janet did: THAT

#the good place

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#cats

geekandmisandry

I think that evolution has gone too far in that “play dead” is no longer a valid strategy.

Sometimes you just want to flop over on the ground and pretend to be dead until the thing you don’t like goes away and then get up and eat some fruit.

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my clothes: *has a bunch of words and shit about how youre supposed to wash em right on the tag*

me: .. youre fabric go in the robot sink

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#cats

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this tweet is everything

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I used to work at the National Gallery in London. Old men came up to me fairly regularly to complain about the young girls (and sometimes the tourists of a particular ethnicity or nationality) taking selfies with the art. I’d smile and say, it’s an interesting diptych because so many of the most celebrated works in the Gallery are portraits– the ‘selfies’ of yesteryear– and indeed, Van Eyck’s /Portrait of a Man/ (1433) may be the earliest known panel self portrait, ant the very least in western art history, so framing oneself in that context, comparing the methods of portraiture over a span of a little under 600 years, is at its heart a commentary on the human desire to remember and be remembered, to catalog one’s existence and give it authenticity.

They did not like that let me tell you.

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Jameela Jamil photographed by John Tsiavis for Vera

#jameela jamil #crush #beautiful people

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kattitude123

This is a testament to how good lighting and filming techniques can make anything look sexy.

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since it seems unlikely snape could have known about james' (presumably) stag patronus do you think after years of thinking of his doe patronus as a great symbol of his love for lily he would have found out about harry's patronus and that james had been a stag animagus and just like ... realised JP was coming back from the dead to own his whole life yet again?