Katy the Platypus

I have literally lost all motivation in my life, to the point where I write and blog and don't do much else. I much prefer the fantasy worlds inside my head to reality, which is why I write. I don't bite so feel free to ask me something!

[ruinedchildhood]

[4kidsofficial-deactivated201301]

no1 cares if ur vegan or a vegetarian what we’re annoyed with is that you insist that ur better than us and that we’re satan or something because we eat meat omfg

[profaned-soul-deactivated201212]

You’re supporting an industry that condones the murder and abuse of billions of lives. You’re not Satan, you’re God. Satan kills far fewer people.

[4kidsofficial-deactivated201301]

did you just call me god

[opspind]

Thomas Sanders

[droojoseph]

HOW

DID HE GET TEACHERS

IN HIS BEDROOM

[loveydoveykirk]

the real question is

HOW 

DID HE GET HIS TEACHERS

ON A PLANE WITH HIM

[katy-the-platypus]

Have y'all never heard of a class trip?

[femininefreak]

[ygsolis]

oh hey look something the media doesn’t want you to believe exists 

[chaotic-claire]

This picture has always made me so happy

[moscato-mami]

Bless

[heysatanas]

let’s fund ocean exploration a bit more!

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

[neuxue]

Okay I know we always go on about Marvel’s uncanny casting ability. 

But if you thought they were the only ones, let me draw your attention to this man:

Viggo Mortensen, aka Aragorn son of Arathorn, aka Sexiest Ranger in Middle Earth

would hike, often for more than a day, to remote filming locations, in costume, for the sake of authenticity

was the best swordsman Bob Anderson (swordsmaster/instructor for LotR, Pirates of the Caribbean, etc) says he has ever trained

occasionally writes poetry (more book!canon than film!canon but um hello)

does all his own stunts

lived all over and speaks about 23940209384 languages

you know that scene at the end of Fellowship when he’s fighting the Uruk-hai? And one throws a dagger at him and he hits it away with his sword? Yeah, the guy who threw it was supposed to miss, but accidentally threw it directly at Viggo. Who just casually Aragorned and hit it away. 

They actually cast Aragorn to play Aragorn

[whatisyourlefteyebrowdoingdavid]

Aragorned is a thing

[katerinaxxpetrova]

[duncantargaryen]

#the winner of harry potter puberty

[spongebob-daily]

[la-rinascente]

next time someone tells you Muslim countries oppress women, let them know Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Turkey, Kosovo, Kyrgyzstan, and Senegal have all had female Presidents or Prime Ministers and 1/3rd of Egypt’s parliament is female but the US has yet to even have a female vice president and can’t say “vagina” when discussing female reproductive rights

[wehatefeminism]

Feminists say that if they walk around naked and get raped, it’s not their fault.  Let me ask you this, if you owned a bank and left the doors wide open with no security and you got robbed in the middle of the night, is it the robbers fault or yours?

[klutzykay-deactivated20181205]

Literally the robber’s fault??? They walked in and took something that wasn’t theirs??? They knew pretty well that they shouldn’t steal things??? What is your argument even trying to prove???

[supersmashmother-blog]

Also can we stop equating women with inanimate possessions in an attempt to show their value and worth??? Jesus fucking christ. I’m not a bank with the doors left open. I’m not a car parked in a “bad neighborhood”. I’m not a shiny wrist watch, or a purse left unattended. I’m a fucking human being. I am not a consumable good. I’m not here for the taking. And if your miniscule brain can’t wrap around that concept, don’t confuse yourself by thinking that your opinion is in any way valuable or worth sharing.

[miss-mouth-blog]

^ THIS GIRL TOOK US TO CHURCH.

[beverlyroadgoose]

minimalist bedrooms are nice but you’ll never catch my cluttered materialist ass alive

[orangejuiceaholic-deactivated20]

amazing.

[askatruscum]

What to do if you have a binding injury

1. Take the binder off. I don’t care how dysphoric you are, I don’t care how bad you feel, I don’t care who is around. DO NOT PUT IT BACK ON. 

2. Go to the doctor. Or to a nurse. When I broke my ribs, I went to the nurse at my school because that was free and that worked fine.

3. Accept that there isn’t anything you can do to heal faster. The most likely thing that doc is going to tell you is that you have some bruised ribs, and you need to let them heal. Sometimes broken ribs can break lungs, which is potentially fatal, so no matter what, you still need to do step two, but that’s probably not going to be the case. 

4. Treat yo’self. Get some icecream, and settle down with your favorite tv show. This is gonna be rough on your mental health. 

5. Tell people that you are injured (make up a bull-riding/bungee-jumping story if you don’t wanna tell em why). This will garner you some sympathy points, and people will go easier on you. Maybe your boss will let you wear a hoodie to work.

6. Don’t reflect too hard on it. The first thing you are going to think is not “oh I have an injury so I better take care of myself” it’s going to be “this is the physical manifestation of my dysphoria and why does being trans always ruin my life”. Try to refrain from that particular thought. You have an injury. Treat it like any other injury or illness you could get. 

—————————————— 

What not to do. 

1. Put that damn binder back on. Don’t. I see you tempted. Don’t. 

2. I SAID DON’T. 

3. You could end up with a warped ribcage if you don’t allow yourself to heal. Don’t put it back on. 

4. Really. Don’t.  

[femboy-fever]

Here’s the original, for anyone who wanted it.

Good advice from someone who isn’t an asshole who changes people’s important trans posts.

[jerfreyy-deactivated20240211]

Kim Jong Un Would Really Hate For You To Watch This, Which Is Exactly Why You Should

[trashbagtricks-blog]

so fucking moving

[ladylinencloset]

I got chills

[thequazzaclausestarringtimallen]

holy shit

[textured]

So stop asking which Korea I’m from, so ignorant and fucking terrible to even think it’s an okay question to ask. Bless this brave woman and her family.

[misandry-mermaid]

Her name is Yeomni Park.

[shelovessomeone]

Always reblog

[tehbloodspessangel]

It makes me terrified to think that she was one of the lucky ones who got away

[written-on-polaroids]

Reblog if you started worrying about the way you look before you were even 16.

i hope this doesn’t get any notes.

[written-on-polaroids]

damn

[troyesbirthmark]

I was about 8 I think

[organic-creep]

Fucking 7 years old.

[lunar-awakening-deactivated2017]

I was six when my family started telling me I need to eat less because i won’t be pretty and no one will marry me. Also my dance teacher used to scream at me in front of 50 other dancers to suck in my stomach and start exercising outside of rehearsals. 

[divine-noire]

If I mispronounce your name because it is foreign to my tongue, correct me.

I don’t purposefully allow the accents of your name to fall flat on my tongue like the European English demands or the language to sound chopped and misheard.

If I don’t say your name correctly, don’t shrug and say it’s ok because people have been doing it all your life. Your mother worked hard to name you that name, with all its syllables and apostrophes and hyphens and inflection.

I don’t want to disrespect your heritage, your culture, your great grandmother or grandfather and their struggle.

If I mispronounce your name, forgive me, but don’t let it happen again. Make sure everyone knows your name.

[sheabutterlovin]

This

[jeremiahtosis]

Harry Potter

the books: dark themes 

the movies: slightly less dark themes 

a very potter musical: ‘oh look voldemort’s tap dancing’