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birdcrow

go to skyrim they said it’ll be fun they said

dragonborn: but maybe you would have more support if you didn't

dragonborn: you know

dragonborn: piss off literally every non-nord person in the world

ulfric: hmm i see your point

ulfric: but answer me this

ulfric: why do you refer to the non-nords as """people"""

dragonborn:

ulfric:

dragonborn: you make my soul hurt

crysdrawsthings

After this I expect to wake up tomorrow to at least five angry Ulfric stans in my inbox. But I am a certified Dominion sponsored meme trash, so…

So, “Do you take constructive criticism” meme with Ulfric Stormcloak aka the Bear of Markarth, Ambassador Elenwen, Elisif the Fair and General Tullius.

Many thanks to @sleepyysalamiri for the kick in this general direction.

crysdrawsthings

Ulfric looks like a long-lost brother of Thorin, Tullius looks like Director Krennic on low settings, Elenwen looks like she is not paid enough to deal with both of them.

Also wine. Also Elanor is probably somewhere nearby only being a one more reason for wine.

Also yes, I am still not funny.

Also thanks a lot to @sleepyysalamiri as a so-author of this… thing.

uesp

Unanswered Lore Question: Why doesn’t the Dragonborn mention the Thalmor Dossier that claims Ulfric Stormcloak has, and is acting as an asset to their interests to anyone?

dhampirfangs

Hi my name is Ulfric Stormcloak and I have a long stormy cloak(that’s how I got my name) with fur that reaches my midback and swamp green eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Ysgramor (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Talos but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a nord but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a jarl, and I rule windhelm. I’m a stormcloak (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly cloaks. I love cloaks and I wear them with all my clothes. For example today I was wearing a Grey cloak and silver armor, and black pants, with silver bracers and boots. I was walking outside Windhelm. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of imperials stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

everythingfox

The song to end all wars

colonel-killa-bee

My dog and me basically 😂

palmer

This is GAY PRIDE Kirby! Reblog for 20 Years of good luck!

997

Sick of this hellsite, so here’s my dA, Insta and Twitter

dA: MiraculousKauri

Insta: kauris_artsies (woah getting a lil retro there)

Twitter: yikes_kauri

Feel free to follow me on whatever you want boos ❤️

I might come on here from time to time, but for now I’m deleting the app. See y’all later. 👋

#important

theweirdwideweb

@staff

doopdoop

Dang ol’ perish man.

hakuteeth

Not to offer advice nobody asked for but fixing ur sleep schedule is life changing

hakuteeth

Things that actually work if u try at them:

Drinking water

No longer making self deprecating jokes

Making sure to take time out of the day to relax and take a breather

Lighting candles

Counting ur breaths in and out if ur having a panic attack

Getting up and trying to do one thing even if u can’t do everything maybe brushing ur teeth but not having the energy to shower

steadfast-deactivated20191017

It really does all start with small steps, as frustrating as that is. 💗

gorgonteeth-blog

Dunmer women? Beautiful. Argonian women? Enchanting. Khajiit women? Enthralling. Orc women? Alluring.

I love all of Tamriel’s women, okay

aqours-remade

>December 17th, 2018

>the no NSFW policy is implemented

>Verizon’s stock takes another hit

>tumblr’s usership declines as bloggers flock to pillowfort. tumblr is bought from Verizon from an “Private party” for a fraction of what Yahoo! initially paid for it

>pillowfort announces early 2019 the beta is over and membership will be free

>servers go down for a few hours to prepare for the new influx

>new and old users cheer as it goes online once more

>they finally log in

>black screen

>drums play

>”HIYA!”

>”Hey! You! You’re finally awake! You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us! And that thief over there!”

>goes as normal until character creation, during which Todd thanks everyone for supporting the kickstarter or donating to paypal to fund The Elder Scrolls VI: Skyrim 2

>everyone goes back to tumblr in a panic

>Bethesda Game Studio logo where the tumblr “t” used to be