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threebigolsausages-deactivated2

American erotica novel: he inched ever closer to me.

Canadian adaption: he 2.54 centimetered ever closer to me.

rosiemutual-deactivated20180308

smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles

yoichooseno

You know that post with the broken likes? If this doesn’t get enough reblogs to crash the icon then I’m fucking rioting

yamcha

thedarkestlovee

I think about this video often…

bellygangstaboo

what the hell is going on in this country?!

tontonmichel-deactivated2022021

Well damn

justcariii

Shit has been bad for a while

fatcr0w

Right so this lady was smart, if you’re ever in a sedan-style trunk there’s a little pull tab that you can use to get yourself out that is STANDARD in cars built after 2001. It’s the law just like headlights and seatbelts.

if you are in an SUV style vehicle or newer model car you may be able to find the automatic trunk release wire, pull on it, it will pop the trunk

if you can’t find any of that stuff,look for the brake light housing. You will need to pull back the trunk carpeting and feel about. It’s probably bolted in, but some careful wiggling will dislodge it. If people see a goddamn arm waving out of a hole in a car while they poke along I-95 they likely will do something about it

msleoduh

Reblog to save a life….

cheese24k

rihali

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

jetago

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

ohhralphie

OH MY GOD WHAT IS LIFE.

aleuaue

I was laughing so hard I was crying not kidding rn

coldforest

This appeared again and I didn’t even need to watch it to start laughing

littlemissblackbean-deactivated

Why is this so funny

sheerbadluck

i know every single word to this video up by heart

manda

this makes me so happy

whistlepigxxx

“My dad teaching math in Southern California (late 70s/early 80s)”

princessflorida

literally the only math class i would ever look forward to

plvtarch

he’s finally retiring after teaching for 40 years at the same school, so the yearbook had him recreate the picture

jordyjinx

why is this actually one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen .

wereralph

this 7 second video has no business being this funny

suprememoroi-deactivated2020051

okay but why was he summoning pterodactyls?

latenights

A year ago, everything was different. And now I look back I realized that a year can do a lot to a person.

dynamicoceans

The sea toads and coffinfishes are a family of deep-sea anglerfishes.

These are bottom-dwelling fishes found on the continental slopes of the Atlantic, Indian and Pacific Oceans at depths to at least 2,460 m (8,070 ft). Of the two genera in the family, Chaunacops typically occurs at deeper depths than Chaunax, but with considerable overlap.

They have large, globose bodies and short, compressed tails, and are covered with small, spiny scales. The first dorsal fin ray is modified into a short bioluminescent lure which dangles forward over the mouth, which is turned upwards so as to be nearly vertical. The sensory canals of the lateral lines are especially conspicuous.

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