November 10th needs to get here so I can be the obnoxious Target employee at work and in all my glory promoting the hell out of reputation. Just like I did for 1989 three years ago lol!
Like no joke.
THAT’S WHY JESS IS MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE
But wait. There’s more.
LOOK AT YOUR FACE if this post doesn’t make everyone happy idek
This was the aftermath of 1989 release.
OH MY GOODNESS THIS PICTURE I ACTUALLY LAUGHED AT MY COMPUTER YOU’RE SUCH A SUNSHINE
This was me seen physically digging my own grave over 1989.
ICONIC
absolutetaylorswifttrash
This is beautiful. I may be an asshole for doing it, but every time I’m in Target I spread out all of Taylor’s albums so they’re in everyone’s direct eyeline.
You mean like this @absolutetaylorswifttrash
@jtmaster13 Precisely.
This should be a requirement for any target employee
It should be a requirement for every Target employee to have mandatory, spontaneous dance sessions.
A post shared by Jess (@jtmaster13) on Oct 23, 2014 at 12:57am PDT
Like so.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS AMAZING
You think I’m done?
A post shared by Jess (@jtmaster13) on Nov 2, 2014 at 11:17pm PST
Jess, I love you
Jess, you’re seriously one of my favorite people on tumblr
And I mean I’ve got some great ornament ideas for that Christmas tree of yours
It just keeps getting better 😂
stocking stuffer anyone?
That’s it - I’m leaving cookies and milk out for Jess! @jtmaster13
@dancingonmyown1985 why leave cookies and milk out…
When you can leave a Taylor themed gingerbread house?
I’m sorry … but Jess is ICONIC.
What’s even more iconic was jamming out to How You Get The Girl with my Target partner in crime Skelly. He sure won this girl over.
We should just keep reblogging this because it’s the best thing ever.
well hello this is a masterpiece
It has begun.
Gotta reblog this because it’s clinically proven that having more Jess in your life makes you a happier person 😸
A sarcastic angel among us, this beloved icon and spirited force of nature is just out there DOING. THAT.
