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markiplier

Starting a Coven

We’ve got pillow forts.

Reblog to join.

No cult-members allowed.

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Here’s some hot choccy.

Reblog to enjoy.

ONCE A CULT-MEMBER~

ALWAYS A CULT-MEMBER~

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED~

markiplier

Those primitive, back-wards thinking cultists think they can just burn our fort now?

Do they not realize that our coven has surpassed them long ago?

Quickly, my coven! Reblog to enter the pillow fort vault!

Those imbecilic, barbaric cultists cannot burn steel!

Also there are fresh mallows inside with choccy and gram grams for s’mores!

NO CULTISTS ALLOWED~

WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE~

markiplier

NO!

We’ve been betrayed from within!

Damn you cultists! All we wanted was to live in peace and comfort! Look at what you’ve done!

Run my coven! Reblog to FLEE!

Our coven is no more but you can still survive! Though I die here, you shall live on!

Goodbye my comfy friends...

...goodbye~

kay-cin

rebuild?

ionalockhart

petit-cottage

Yuna from Final Fantasy X costume by alpha

andarion

@mugi-ffxiv

#so pretty

Now this is teamwork, huh? xD @silentasagrave

#OW #Overwatch

I died at the end but oh well!

#OW #Overwatch #Mei

zhrianaa

I made a board for the vacation Vasden and Zhri took because… why not! @vasdensoultreader

kay-cin

I don’t think I reblogged this to this blog so.. here.

#mood board #board #mood boards #boards

sxsmth

overwatch: hana song

I’m going to own all these noobs!

hage2013-deactivated20170615

hobbit-hole

if i had to get in a fistfight with any member of the fellowship it would be Frodo because i would easily win

hobbit-hole

all i am saying is that he would ostensibly be the easiest one to take on in a fight given that he’s like three feet tall and has led a life of (physical) leisure compared to all of the others due to his standing as a gentlehobbit

legolas, aragorn, and gimli are all used to combat, sam works as a gardener, merry and pippin often gallivant off and get into mischief so they have the advantage of experience in whatever it is they’ve gotten up to/would possibly fight dirty, gandalf is gandalf so while weapons are out of the question i suppose that depends on if magic is involved. i don’t think i could take him without magic even if he IS old because he’s a very large guy, but maybe

it would be my knuckles against Frodo’s baby soft poet hands, plus i’ve got the additional height and fighting experience. i just think that he would be the easiest to win against in hand-to-hand combat out of the rest of them. also he isn’t real so he can’t offer a rebuttal to my claim

penny-anna

you’re absolutely correct BUT wanting to fight Frodo makes you a monster D:

hobbit-hole

this has nothing to do with WANTING to fight Frodo, i just think he would be easiest for me to beat in a fight with no weapons. unless he utilized his very large feet, but i think he’s too polite to do that because it’s a fist fight and that would be considered playing dirty

penny-anna

for someone who doesn’t want to fight Frodo you sure have put a lot of thought into fighting Frodo……….

animate-mush

OP is wrong though: you fight Pippin.

First off, Pippin has it coming, so you won’t be fighting your conscience at the same time.

Secondly, Pippin is a spoiled rich kid. He’s no less gentry than Frodo is, but Frodo works out and is shown to have better stamina, at least at the outset. Pippin is also both the stupidest and the slowest of the hobbits. They both nearly beat one (1) troll, so that’s comparable, but Pippin appears not to have got a single hit in against the orcs that captured them while Merry was cutting off hands like a boss. Pippin also straight-up tell Bergil that he’s not a fighter.

Also there’s a nonzero chance that Frodo will just straight up curse you (if the guilt of fighting Frodo isn’t enough if a curse by itself).

And, of course, if you try to fight Frodo, you will 100% end up fighting Sam, and he will wreck you (and you’ll deserve it, you monster)

penny-anna

Also: if you fight Frodo you’ll have a very angry Sam & possibly also the entire Fellowship to deal with BUT if you fight Pippin they will probably cheer you on.

westrons-deactivated20200930

Bold of you to assume one could attempt to fight Pippin and NOT instantly be killed by Boromir.

feynites

So here’s the thing - you absolutely DO NOT want to try and fight Frodo or Pippin because they are going to be protected by the rest of the Fellowship, which basically exists to stop asshole Big People from picking on the hobbits. Folk might talk a big game but when the chips are down, you are not going to lay a single hand on any of the hobbits. Either you’ll find yourself immediately fighting all four of them or else you’ll move to land your first hit and suddenly Aragorn will side-tackle you into the trees. And he probably hits like a freight train tbh.

So here’s what you do:

You fight Legolas.

The thing about fist-fighting Legolas of course is that you will lose. This is not a fight you’re gonna win no matter what. But Legolas has his standing competition with Gimli, so once the challenge is issued, he’s not gonna let anyone else step in and fight you either. No one is liable to volunteer on his behalf, either, so you will only end up fighting the one member of the fellowship. If you are lucky he might also take his shirt off. Bonus!

Anyway.

Legolas will mop the floor with you, but he’s also already convinced you’re weaker than him anyway because you’re not an elf, so he’s gonna go kind of easy on you. And when you lose he will be all snide and superior about it, which means everyone in the fellowship is gonna sympathize with you, and Gimli will probably challenge him on your behalf afterwards, but here’s the key thing:

You will have lost a fist-fight to an immortal warrior prince.

That’s a way better loss to cop to than that time you tried to fistfight a pudgy gentlehobbit and got beaten to the point of unconsciousness by his gardener, yeah?