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cis people: I'm such an ally to trans people! I love them so much
trans people: great. can you do one thing for us? can you not play the shitty wizard video game? the one where the main enemies are the antisemitic Jewish coded goblins teaming up with the wizard nazis? the game based off of a series with antisemitism, racism, slavery apologists, homophobia, and a nazi getting a redemption? the game that gives money directly to the figurehead of a hate movement that gets children in the UK killed? you know that game? don't play it.
cis people: OMG YOU'RE ASKING SO MUCH OF ME!!! YOU'RE SO DEMANDING!!! I'M SORRY I'M NOT PERFECT!!!
so this is an excellent case of Arson, Murder, Jaywalking.
the issue with continuing to consume the harry potter universe isn't that fictional characters weren't written the way you think they should have been to more directly impart the moral lesson you think people should learn.
the issue is that JKR, a real person, is using the real money that she gets from this franchise, and her own popularity on social media, to tell other people that trans people should not exist anymore.
people still have a real fondness for fictional characters, because the brain doesn't have a separate emotional category for 'pretend person'. we love characters the same way we love our friends. and this is why people still cling to franchises even after their creators are revealed to be real assholes who are using their money to do asshole things.
it is also why it's fucking absurd to get bogged down in literary criticism of the series (i.e "a nazi getting a redemption") rather than focusing on the real-world actions of the actual, living human beings involved.
#fighting antisemitism involves critiquing the real human beings involved in perpetuating it#not getting bogged down playing Spot The Goblin#STORIES AREN'T BAD WHEN THEY'RE MORE COMPLEX THAN#AN INSTRUCTIONAL GUIDE TO BEING A GOOD PERSON#stories are bad when the author is like 'you know what's great? stripping trans people of their rights.'
nothing like rereading a book you loved when you were younger only to realize the author can't write
there is not a single role chris pratt does that jack black couldn’t do better
at the people saying jack black couldn’t play star lord: why? no really, go ahead and tell me. I think I know the answer but I want to hear you say it.
Everyone on the notes has galaxy brain energy
*wakes up in middle of night from dream that Mercedes Lackey wrote licensed SU novels* why did I keep reading those why did it never at any point explain how pearl and jasper had a bunch of purple “blood wizard” babies in the *first* place
#neither of them gave birth to babies #she at least knew that pearl and jasper could not emit babies #honestly my biggest concern was why the babies were purple like did she #‘oh god does she have one of them confused with amethyst who greenlit this’ #‘why is jasper concerned that pearl was just using her for her body’ #‘and expressing physical self-consciousness about her bigness this is actually the worst thing lackeys ever done’ #‘worse than the guy whose soulmate was a horse and then they caught fire’ #i was genuinely extremely upset about all this
I was really mad at my imaginary Mercedes Lackey at about 4:30 AM last night. How dare she do this, in my dream, that I had. Unacceptable.
My subconscious generated a lot of genuinely realistic Lackeyan prose for this awful wizard-kidfic AU, even. I started writing up a post about why it was so bad in the dream, part of which I put in the tags up there. Because that’s what tags are. They’re sleep-talk.
Why can’t my brain save that energy for other stuff.
I was ALL ABOUT the forbidden, never-to-be-feasibly-consummated yearning between that kid and his horse. I’ll just draw my line in the sand, here, and stay on this side, where all the uncomfortably invasive soulbonds and dubious consent issues SQUARED are.
Okay, but like. This specific horse could give consent. If Lackey’s going to go there, and she’s going to have that one -ed up scene in the gryphon books, and she’s going to have Mornelithe Falconsbane the sexy naked furry, she’d might as well go all the way. Is all I’m saying.
WHY STOP AT THIS SPECIFIC POINT LACKEY
WE ALREADY KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
OWN IT
The specific horse could give consent, but then ALL HER FRIENDS WOULD KNOW ABOUT IT, is what I’m saying. She’s an obligate telepath whose life’s work (and most important relationship) is dreadfully public along like three different axes, if her and her miserable pimply-faced trainee and their already-deeply-uncomfortable-but-national-security-rests-on-us-all-determinedly-not-talking-about-that power imbalance ever DID get it on, like they WANT to, it would stand to seriously, irreparably compromise the fabric of EVERYTHING SHE HAS LITERALLY BEEN ALLOWED TO RETURN TO EARTH AS AVATAR OF. for LOVE (thirst).
Every single one of her coworkers knows how they feel! EVERYONE CAN SEE THIS AWFUL IMPASSE THEY’RE STUCK IN and they are all VERY WIGGED OUT ABOUT IT. I’ve never ever seen that dynamic (we haven’t, but want to, but everyone knows, and we can’t, for real can’t, it would be for real bad) anywhere else, probably because actual scenarios where “having any sort of sexual congress at all ever would dismay and alarm hundreds of people” are few and far between, and this one was poorly-rendered if not wholly accidental.
The interest is of course predicated on the Companion system NOT being elastic enough to just handwave them as an edge case and let them get on with it. They’re so meddlesome and wrought to specific purpose I can’t imagine them tolerating it gracefully, let alone the spectre of “these horses will love and accept and also like LOVE love you” getting out as a rumor, which has the potential to ALSO nastily precipitate “Actually, Companions can lie mind-to-mind” becoming fatally public if an attempted cover-up went south.
Edit: oh, ahah–yeah, I meant dubious on the trainee’s part.
I HAVE LITERALLY NO MEMORY OF WRITING THIS POST AT ALL AND ALSO I FORGOT THEY WERE FUCKIMG. SOULBONDED?? IN BRIGHTLY BURNING??
Time… for a re-read.
I uh.... I don't get it.
OH GOD DAMN IT.
Domesticated computers will eat a disc right out of someone’s hand but wild computers are too shy you have to leave the disc on the ground and let it walk over to it and eat it itself
I hate these new purebred computers with no disc slot…it’s not healthy to only live on a USB diet
corporations like apple are pushing the idea that computers can survive off of wifi and bluetooth alone. not only is this easily debunked pseudoscience, but it’s also causing actually healthy computers to DIE OUT. wifi and bluetooth are good enrichment for your computer, yes, but they NEED physical media and hardware connection in order to actually be healthy enough to survive to maturity. computers NEED large cases to accomodate their organs and to let them grow. they NEED robust peripherals and hardware in order to get the nutrients they need such as electricity and data. don’t even get me started on how they genetically copyright their computers so that they can only be seen by apple certified technicians when they’re sick. apple is normalizing computers only living through their adolescence, and even then suffering the entire time. a healthy computer will live for several decades, but apple wants computers to stay babies forever. because of this, they mass produce computers that will die in only one to two years and expect everyone to just buy a new one. a healthy computer can actually cool itself down, but apple is obsessed with them looking sleek and thin. this means that all of their organs are restricted and they can barely breathe. if your computer is regularly heating up to the point that it’s wheezing constantly and still can’t cool itself down, it is NOT healthy!
"Why don't the people of Gotham just move?"
Because it's a massive East Coast city but the property values are probably like $200 a month for a three bedroom apartment, and most Gothamites are like, "Hey, Bane never swore to break my back."
And here's the thing: you're not just moving out of Gotham City. You're moving into the rest of the DC universe. And it has hero-based power scaling.
Oh, Metropolis looks fucking great. But it gets invaded by aliens and robots and demigods, because Superman is there.
Wonder Woman's tangling with gods.
You go to Central City, and some Reverse-Flash motherfucker runs backwards from an alternate future and kicks your balls off at the speed of light.
You could move to the West Coast, and oh, an entire city just gets exploded by Cyborg Superman or some shit.
How about you move to Indianapolis, or Cleveland? Haha, no. They have no protector during the alien invasions, and you're in Cleveland
So stay in Gotham. Sure, you have lunatics, but you know that if you had a gun, you at least have a chance against the Joker or Riddler. Mongo of War-World would crush you. But Gotham just has creeps, and you know you have a chance. Even Bane, R'as Al-Ghul, Killer Croc, and Mr. Freeze are just slightly altered dudes. Oh no, Poison Ivy is going to kiss me to death! Who gives a shit, you kinda wanted to go out that way anyway.
There are super-intelligent telepathic gorilla warlords in Africa and the Greek titans are real and chained in the abyss
this is funnier the earlier in march you reblog it it
✨ it’s march ✨
😔 it’s march 😔
you know what dad? maybe i don't wanna be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned. it's a lot of pressure to put on me and honestly i've been feeling stressed recently because of it
hold on lemme google something
ok yeah this is funny
Who do we think would play Dionysus in a live-action film about the Greek gods? In honour of his varied depictions in antiquity, I would like to suggest that he’s played by both Danny DeVito and Timothee Chalamet, and the actor playing him just randomly changes between scenes without anyone commenting on it. Sometimes, he even changes mid-scene via a clever camera angle, e.g. Apollo walks in front of him and suddenly he’s Danny DeVito. Again, this goes entirely unremarked upon.
Jack Black.
The only other acceptable answer.
This video somehow pinpoints my exact sense of humor
I’m gonna scream
TWO BEDS TUESDAY ON 2/22/22 LET’S GO!!!!
The Hunger Games (2012) The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013)
bonus:
peeta:
#ngl one thing i adore about this series is that the girl is dark and brooding and physically intimidating and deadly with a weapon#and the boy is soft and gentle and generous and kitchen oriented and emotionally brilliant and manipulative#they’re foils in a very traditional way but the traditional gender role split is very neatly inverted#he represents home and domesticity and babies and he’s almost fridged#but he’s not soft in a simplistic way. he knows how to work the crowd by showing a little throat#these books are too stressful for me to reread but parts of them have really stuck with me#the hunger games#peeta mellark
yeah what maculategiraffe said
How to (create): a hate-able character
A hate-able character, for this post, is more of a side villain than the main antagonist—something like a school bully. However, some of these points can still be applied to the main ant., too!
constantly seeks to harass the people around them
most of their friendships (if they have any) are usually out of fear/respect for their power or people who genuinely have moral issues
let them be the one in power—the one who wields the most influence—so they can have things their way most of the time
if people stand up to them, they use the most self-centered excuses to shut down criticisms
make them prejudiced. not just against the main character(s) or the “good guys,” but also groups of people (minorities, typically)
give them annoying, distinguishable traits (ex. eye-rolling, smirking, pretending to be polite)
lacks gratitude (not thankful for what they have & don’t thank people who help them).
brushes off other people’s emotions if it doesn’t concern themself
I love all of these! Building off of them, a good exercise I’ve found is to first identify what your main character “deserves.” Does you character deserve a safe place to sleep? A good day at school?
Then put the side villain directly in the way of your character getting what they deserve.
Example:
Nawal is a high school girl who part-times as a superhero. Her arch nemesis has been trying to figure out her civilian identity all day so Nawal’s been on high alert trying to avoid him. She deserves a good long rest, a good meal, and a safe place to get both.
Nawal’s step-mother has been stewing all day on how unfair her life is. She didn’t sign up for the suburban life when she married Nawal’s father. She has no interest in the running of the house or in managing her rebellious step-daughter.
Nawal is tired. More than tired. Her legs throb as she drags herself the last few steps to her front door. It feels like she’s been running away all day. All she wants to do is sleep.
Nawal lets herself in the door just as her step-mother comes down the stairs.
“You didn’t take out the trash this morning,” her step-mother says. She only glances at Nawal before focusing on the mirror in the hall. She carefully pats at her hair. “Better get to it before your dad gets home.”
“Amy’s supposed to do that today,” Nawal says. She normally wouldn’t talk back, but she’s tired and it seems like Amy’s been leaving more and more of her chores undone lately. “I’m really tired–”
“God,” her step-mother says. Nawal can see her roll her eyes in the mirror. “What do you have to be tired about? Just do it. And the dishes too. You know how much your dad hates a dirty sink.”
She didn’t eat at home today. “But Amy–”
“You’re here and Amy’s not. I don’t have time to argue, I’m already late to the salon.” Her step-mother grabs her purse and pushes Nawal aside. “It better be done when I get back.”
Nawal flinches when the door slams shut. After a long moment, she makes herself stagger to the kitchen. The sink is piled high with dishes, plates and cups and pots and pans. She spots the container that held the left over casserole she’d planned to have for dinner today.
Great. So now she has to figure out what there is to eat that isn’t “Amy’s” and do the dishes and take out the trash. There’s one good thing about being too tired. She’s too tired to cry.
tag yourself (x)
they really need to just switch to producing all candy hearts like this. i would absolutely buy a box (or ten) if i knew somewhere, some robot was doing its best to generate heartfelt messages of total nonsense
tag yourself I’m ants can stay
Beans
Bruce Wayne having to play Fuck, Marry, Kill on a talkshow, except all the options are JL members.
Talkshow host: okay! Your options are the big three! If you didn’t know, That’s Wonder Woman, Superman, and Batman!
Bruce: (with no hesitation) Kill Batman. He’s useless, has no superpowers whatsoever and was once 15 minutes late to save me from a kidnapping.
Talkshow host: As a famous philanthropist and pacifist what are you thoughts on the Red Hood?
Bruce: I love him so so so much. I don’t approve of his methods. I’m glad he’s here in Gotham and I believe in him and cherish him. I worry that the lives he takes will weigh on him and that he’ll lose himself in the violence.
TH: Wow that’s quite personal, it sounds like you know him?
Bruce: He’s Batman’s son and we both know he doesn’t deserve him
TH: Batman’s son????
Bruce: yup
Bruce *leaning closer to the microphone*: his son
Bruce *looking directly at the camera*: who he loves but doesn’t deserve
TH: o-okay then um moving on… uh about the rumors about your and Batman’s relationship-
Bruce: He’s only using me for my body.
Reporter: Oh my god- is that the Red Hood?
Reporter: Red hood sir? Can I ask you a question?
Red Hood: uh yeah?
Reporter: How do you feel about Bruce Wayne’s recent comments on the Late-night Gotham Talk Show?
Red Hood: I hope that Wayne gets custody of me during the inevitable break up. (Grapples off)
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Reporter: Tim Drake-Wayne! How do you feel about the possibility of the Red Hood becoming your new sibling?
Tim: (eyebrow twitching) delighted, god only knows I need more murderous siblings.
Reporter: Elaborate on the ‘more’ part?
Tim: No comment.
Reporter: Is it true you have violent tendencies? We have a comment from your brother Tim about it.
Dick:
Damian, standing next to him: [slurps smoothie loudly]
“It’s radical change or radical failure”