Yolo

[micdotcom]

Watch: Samantha Bee gives Jimmy Fallon and NBC the treatment they deserve over Trump

[briannathestrange-deactivated20]

[a-strange-tad-deactivated201905]

I guess you could say that’s a….. racist pig

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

oh so it aint even a subtle thing.

[ashncole]

This movie went over so many heads

[oldpinkyena]

This movie covers racism very gracefully and it’s really amazing

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[thepumpkinqueenn]

[thepumpkinqueenn]

WELCOME TO HALLOWEEN ☠️🎃👻⚰️🔪

[thepumpkinqueenn]

[bryzzo]

[lucidnee]

I love baseball

[taylortownsend]

[erinptah]

“but what are Hillary’s POLICIES?”

So I got tired of not seeing any news on HRC’s actual positions because every single media outlet is busy fact-checking Trump’s latest Twitter tantrum, and decided to look some up.

Also, tired of stories about 26-year-olds complaining that they can’t get behind Clinton because they don’t know what she stands for, and also have no idea who Ralph Nader is, even though these frickin’ kids are only two years younger than me and also Wikipedia exists

But anyway. Hillary Clinton! Actual positions!

Guys, there’s so much to love.

We already knew she wants harder regulation on the megabanks, right?

Not as hardcore as Bernie wants, but in the same direction?

Turns out she bundles that with a bunch of provisions to support and protect credit unions!

Seriously, I love my credit union. And they’re tiny and responsible and don’t secretly open millions of accounts in the names of unaware users.

Universal quality pre-K for every kid!

Paid medical leave and new-parent leave. Not just for new moms, either. Regardless of gender.

Funding childcare centers on college campuses for student parents!

omg you guys, her plans for addressing autism. Note the total absence of the word “curing.” It’s all about “providing support” and “early diagnosis” and “improving access” and “increasing opportunities.”

She’s full of specific plans for Alzheimer’s research and treatment

Including supporting stem-cell research

You know how otherwise work-ready people sometimes get stuck as unpaid caregivers when a family member becomes sick or disabled? Well, Hillary wants to give those people credit where credit is due.

By which I mean, tax credit

And Social Security benefits

and you know the horrific unnecessary price hikes we’ve seen on EpiPens and various livesaving drugs? Think that oughta be a crime? So does HRC.

Plus she supports emergency imports of similar treatments from other countries (the ones with quality safety standards, obv) if that’s what it takes to save lives

Hillary stands with Planned Parenthood

Supports more funding for VA mental health treatments

And better training for police on how to de-escalate when they’re called in on a crisis situation

Seriously, she’s coming at mental health from all sides, it’s fantastic

Her rhetoric about the police also hits better training to deal with implicit bias

Comprehensive background checks for gun buying!

Close the Charleston loophole

End the special legal protections that gun manufacturers get when the rest of the manufacturing industry doesn’t

eyyyy, btw, guess where Sanders fell on that issue?

that’s right: this time Clinton was the one dragging Bernie to the left

Solar panels!

I mean, clean energy in general, but “solar panels” is the shiniest part

Automatic voter registration

AUTOMATIC VOTER REGISTRATION

No more harried every-four-year drives pleading for everyone to register, even if it’s inconvenient, even if there are serious barriers in your way

No more “welcome to the polling center, whoops, looks like you were registered but it got thrown out on a technicality and nobody told you”

Automatic voter registration!!

Raise the minimum wage to $12/hr

Still not the $16/hr we’d have if it had kept up with inflation since the ‘70s, but a big improvement

I’m not even in a minimum-wage job and this would still give me a raise of at least $320/month

and obviously the tipped minimum wage is a national shame, well guess what, HRC wants to do away with that

Fewer loopholes and more taxes for the super-rich, including the Buffett Rule and a millionaire tax

Hella infrastructure investment plans: covering our roads, bridges, airports, dams, public transit, and Internet access

She’s planning to upgrade our 25 most costly freight bottlenecks

Did you know our country had a cost issue with freight bottlenecks?

Because I had no idea

and this happens over and over with her policies

things you didn’t even know were things

but Hermione Rodham Clinton has already looked up the statistics, talked to the experts, and written the ten-page memo

and listen, voting for HRC for no other reason than to keep Trump and his tax-evading business-bankrupting employee-stiffing racist sexist across-the-board-hateful loose-cannon general inanity out of office is completely legitimate –

but if I never see another “why don’t we know more about her plans?? it is a hopeless unsolvable mystery for the ages!” post again it will be too soon.

[dduane]

This is the conscience I’m voting.

[nanner]

Do not come at me with any lesser of two evils bullshit or “well, at least she’s not Trump.”

Bitch has her shit together and it’s time people start respecting that!

[unicorns-dolphins-deactivated20]

Preach 👌👌

[conductor-cilan-deactivated2017]

I didn’t see the Infrastructure topic cited so here it is, with some analysis

250 billion is a direct investment into stuff like freight, improved airports, safer dams and levees, improved national internet, rebuilt roads, and public transit. 25 billion goes into a national infrastructure bank, which–if merged with an established Cap-and-Trade program, which could match state and local funds for projects. 

All of this is important, as our generation has a major dropoff in vehicle miles travelled and therefore public transit infrastructure is important to maintaining our mobility while cutting down on greenhouse gases. 

And plus, as John Oliver illustrates, infrastructure is…kind of a big deal. 

[memewhore]

[queeringfeministreality]

SO PURE 😭😭

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The pure joy on his face at Pope Baby though

Look at him

this has made his day :D

[starsforscales]

What gets me is Mr. Serious in the last picture, pushing the stroller.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

He is Pope Baby’s bodyguard :D

[bebezaharabenet]

This is too cute

[amroyounes]

Capitalism at its best.  Some role models we should all consider.  I am a fan of Hagen Daz, but after reading this, I need to get me some Cherry Garcia!

[caramelmacchiatoshawty]

I just need to work for them tbh 

[kvngkoala]

And they openly support Black Lives Matter. They are GOLD ❤️

[jynersosgf-blog]

they also have an AMAZING dairy free almondmilk ice cream. changed my life

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

They’ve also gone in front of congress to testify that every shitty business’s claims that minimum wage hikes are bad are complete bullshit

[nice-worm-deactivated20200906]

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

[lilyvonpseudonym]

Why does this pigeon even have a twenty dollar bill. Pigeons had better not have capitalism.

[fatedxdestiny]

[palpamemes]

The more I look at this, the more I can’t stop smiling

[prorevenge]

I've been told you'd like to hear about my Grandmother...

My grandmother got married in 1962, to a young man in the military. For a wedding present, their parents bought them a house in a nice suburb. White picket fence, whole 9 yards. Not long after they moved in, the next door neighbor planted a mullberry tree on the side of his property, near my grandparent’s driveway. Nothing seemed amiss, but if you know Mullberry Trees, you know that sh*t is about to get real.

About 15 years later, the mullberry tree was OBNOXIOUS. The birds would come and eat the berries, and any car parked in the driveway would get sh*t on, and it would stain the cars and ruin paint jobs. My grandmother, upon realizing the culprit, baked a nice apple pie, walked next door, and asked the neighbor if he’d mind trimming back the branches of the tree that hung over her driveway. He told her not to worry, he’d get to it soon. Three days later, my grandmother opened her door to find a half-eaten pie in the plate, crawling with ants, and a note that said “I changed my mind.”

My grandmother threw out the pie, cursing up a storm, and swearing up and down she’d get him to trim that tree or get him back. City ordinance said she could not trim the tree, as the roots were on his property, so the whole tree was his property.

As the years went by, my grandmother repeatedly asked him, ever so nicely, to trim it back. His responses were always along the lines of “No” and “F*ck off.” Finally, in the mid-90s, my grandmother retired, and received a large bonus from her employer for her 35 years of work. She took the money, and bought the empty lot on the other side of the neighbor, then went to a nursery and bought 16 mullberry trees, planting them along her property line, on both sides of his property. About 3 years ago, he became angry at the damage they were doing to his cars, and cut them all back without permission. My grandmother took him to court, and he was forced to reimburse her for the trees at a markup because they’d had 10 years to grow.

[writeasrayne]

…. That is hardcore on a level I hardly knew existed.

[emmersdrawberry]

Thats a level of salty i can only pray I achieve

[unentered]

This is the money dog.  Reblog him for good luck!

[lossed]

i reblogged this yesterday and not long after i stumbled across this site and i’ve already been sent $40 via paypal for filling out a few surveys lmao…. ty money dog 🙌🏽🙌🏽 

[dreamst0niteee]

can you please explain what the site is?

[thegoodandthebadtimes]

you can take short quizzes and get paid for completing them! i’ve made $40-90 a day which they send through paypal. also you can get gift cards through the mail which is pretty awesome. sign up here, confirm your email and take quizzes

[pamatarlatusa]

thank you so much because this is actually legit i got paid this morning 

[baffoonish]

I just wish

[wombshaker]

If one of your boys is treating women like shit and you sit idly and do nothing, you’re a fucking coward

If one of your boys is treating women like shit and you remain friends with them, you’re a fucking coward

If one of your boys is treating women like shit and you don’t check them and let them know they’re wrong, you’re a fucking coward

[omy-ohmy]

And fuck you.

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two