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neutralbacteria

yourknightinshiningplastic

Is it sad that I know all of these vines basically by heart

blogthegreatrouge

educational af

goldnpoc

The X one lmaoooo

spudsexuall

My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it.

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake. -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

addictedtothe-thrill

Flip your phone upside down

starwarsgraphictee

worth it

trestyoselfchris-deactivated201

I’m high rn and I just experienced pure joy

memecage

WW2 SIREN

aleksandrsokolovichromanov

British Sirens warning of an impending Luftwaffe raid during the blitz, c. 1941

vthevegan-blog

jibril2-deactivated20150509

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

hellabitcoins-deactivated201704

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

ilovesmoothjazz1998

hellabitcoins

u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

hellabitcoins-deactivated201704

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

chocolatefitspo

this whole post got me in tears

alexander

What moms are like when guests are about to be coming over…

allteenhumor

I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals

I M LIVID

sweaterkittensahoy

Everyone go home. Puns are done.

laffgaff

I just farted in my wallet.

Now I have gas money.

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spankmehillary-deactivated20220

What song is this Nicki verse from?

jehovahhthickness

Stop dating abusive women 2018

jessnesquik

Hardly any women are gonna reblog this tbh 🙃

jehovahhthickness

A lot of women behave like this and think this ain’t abuse

But let a nigga slap them, damage their clothes and pour a drink on them, all hell will break loose.

EVERYONE CAN BE A VICTIM OF DOMESTIC ABUSE!

thesunsword

Buddy has the soul of an angel and composure out of this world

goldaquarius-deactivated2018070

Just in case anyone wants the context: He has been making music in Chicago, he recently performed to a large audience and met London on da track, who offered him an opportunity in LA. She didn’t want to leave Chicago because of her business there. He told her that she doesn’t have to go, he just needs to do this for his music. She got upset because he straight up told her that he valued his career over their relationship and she did this.

Now I’m not a relationship expert, but I will never understand how some of y’all expect people to put you above the shit they have to do. Always put your career, your job, your livelihood first. This was all kinds of fucked up, really fucking abusive and manipulative, he should definitely go to LA with or without her.

chrstabellathornofthebriars-blog

Many women *WILL* reblog this, because part of feminism is acknowledging that women are just as capable of being abusive as men. Acting as though women cannot be abusive is misogyny, and relies on the misogynist tropes that women are frail, and innocent in comparison to men. Any true feminist must acknowledge that neither of these things are necessarily true and that a woman is in fact capable of being abusive whether it’s to another woman, a man, or a nonbinary person. The reason we focus on abuse from men towards women is that it is more prevalent, and institutionally encouraged, justified, and allowed without consequence, while a woman even “talking back” to a man is to be “put in her place.” Don’t bring your weak, fragile “Few women will reblog this” shit up in here. We know what abuse looks like when we see it.

musinvenusian

THANK YOU ^^^^

westafricanbaby

@deliamelodyofficial GOD BLESS YOU!!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾.

I see dumb comments like that everytime someone makes a post about abusive women but if you actually check the notes, 9/10 majority of the people reblogging are women🙄.