Endless Elegizing

28, he/him, Philly, dusting off the shelves after many years away.

[super-ion]

Hey man, I saw your living weapon staring at its reflection. You might wanna get that looked at

[devilishdescent]

if she’s your girl then who am i? what year is it? why cant i remember anything…

[devilishdescent]

ugh… my head…

[devilishdescent]

well… no sense in waiting around. ive got to get out of this place. [stands up and you gain control of me] looks dangerous… i should try to find a weapon, just in case.

[trapny]

USE THE WASD KEYS TO MOVE AROUND

[thestuffedalligator]

They’ve been rebuilding the Tower of Babel, but this time they have a team of linguists on site. Every time God smites the builders and invents a dozen new languages, the linguists have a dozen decently sized translations in about a month and work can start up again.

The linguists have been really into it. They say the new phonemes are fascinating. As for God, I assume that at this point he’s just curious to see how far this goes.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

To keep us on out toes, God gives the next group of builders an extra place of articulation called the flongus between the pharynx and the glottis, creating an entire new column of the IPA chart with sounds between sounds that are literally physiologically impossible for non-flongled people to replicate.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Improved symbols for the flongal plosives ("gacks"), flongal trill ("hacks"), flongal fricatives ("groans"), and and the flongal lateral approximant ("moans")

[inthefallofasparrow]

Update: The builders have now simply switched to communicating entirely through a universal sign language like they should've done to start with. No sounds need be spoken, flongal or otherwise. The Tower steadily rises. Be seeing you soon, God, you little bitch.

[koth-harvest-final]

update: the builders are all speaking different sign languages now

[bearie]

kittens conversation:

hey we are all really small do you want to sleep in a pile

other kittens: yeah

[kaysol]

...turns out I typo-ed my new blog name in the previous post, the new one is baja-blastphemy.tumblr.com (with a t)

Apparently baja-blasphemy is much hornier.

[kaysol]

Turns out I simply cannot change the pfp on this blog for some reason so I'm over at baja-blasphemy now

[antlerpunk]

my leitmotif is about to fucking reprise

[moondrunklesbian-deactivated202]

You know the problem with reading a book? You get hooked and then it ends and you feel sad

[moondrunklesbian-deactivated202]

This post is cancelled, I have found a new book and everything is all right again

[moondrunklesbian-deactivated202]

By Talos this cannot be happening

[kaysol]

Twitter's on fire and hopefully it burns to ash, I'm dusting off my tumblr after about 6 years. Scrolling back through my history made me shrivel into a raisin.

[guerrillatech]

[cipheramnesia]

This is why we must repopularize the hurdygurdy at all costs.

[yodawgiheardyoulikemecha]

カニタンク

がとりんぐ三等兵

[catilinas]

tumblr university is OUT tumblr monastery is IN brother tumblrinus is painstakingly copying out the most interesting prev tags on a manuscript of vergil until the abbot calls him out for not making his proto-gothic script accessible enough and also for his heresies

[swagforbirds]

stop calling me "my fragile little flower" or "my beautiful delicate pet" im literally going for a glass cannon build. i can one shot most adults

[swagforbirds]

no . wait . come back im sorry. im your fragile little flower and there is a scary man charging up a beam to turn my beautiful fragile petals into ash

[corvigay-clutter]

i survived a tuesday, and for what? wednesday? disgusting.

[cryptotheism]

Okay but whose subjective experience is ontologically correct????

[juliathefacesofevil]

mine

[decayalectical-deactivated20221]

Hers

[juliathefacesofevil]

mine

[geothefafa]

julia’s

[juliathefacesofevil]

mine

[empresszero]

yeah its julias

[skittybot]

Julia's

[girl-effigy]

yeah julia's

[cryptotheism]

Hm guess that settles that. This "philosophy" shit is pretty easy.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[andhumanslovedstories]

Googled “how to pull out your own tooth” and all the top responses are like “here’s why you shouldn’t pull out your own tooth” and that’s simply not what I asked

[andhumanslovedstories]

this is because of all these dental offices hiring people to write SEO articles that bump to the top of google, in 2003 I could have googled this and gotten to a neon blue geocities called Jim's Teeth DYI written in comic sans by one guy on his lunch break and when I went to go click on the blog post "best pliers for getting those suckers out" my mouse would have left sparkles in its wake