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absolute menace but still such a good boy :')))

X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) dir. Gavin Hood

there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

anarcho-gamerist

I use spicy to describe food

catgirlforeskin

my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it

fruitviking

Twilight

s4pph0m3t

alchemyfreak321

Simon "Ghost" Riley

Credit: OG Ghost render by Pavseh@deviantart

sophsun1

CARY ELWES as Westley in The Princess Bride (1987)

slipping-into-madness

undeadentropy

Don't even worry about all that

montanabohemian

#well why did he even buy a scrying mirror if he didn’t expect his familiar to scry

omnybus

"dry cleaning" implies the existence of "wet cleaning"

hst3000

...Laundry.

softlyspector-deactivated202408

sorry i have to go stare at images of that guy. yeah it’s gonna be all day.

tacofriendss

Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.🏎

catgirlforeskin

Car dependency is so deeply engrained in the United States that we don’t dare to imagine rolling a z-scale Amtrak ALC-42 over them titties. Choo. 🚊

vigilantsycamore

"There are five tiny guys on this titty. The train is going to run them over and kill them unless we redirect it onto this other titty where there's only one tiny guy"