Kazii The Avali

aro/ace avali

[pukicho]

Heyy puki whats your opinion on the CEO of

UnitedHealthcare getting shot?

I saw this news channel talking about it, and this fucking guy kept saying how 'scary' it was that this happened. He must've said 'scary' like six times in under a minute.

Scary for who?? I'm not scared. I feel like if you're not a morally-repugnant billionaire who directly adversely affected the lives of millions, it should feel like any other fucking Tuesday to you.

[kaziitheavali]

id argue it shouldn't feel like any other Tuesday. id argue that it should be a celebration.

[lmaonade]

sunday

[kaziitheavali]

i love how the artstyle makes it look like a chunk of yhe ocean is missing

[thebadchoicemachine]

[dxmedstudent]

This is how you do a meme. I don’t want to tell anyone my name or my bra size or my date of birth on the internet. Why can’t we make memes using useless and non-personal data points?

[queenoforeos]

color-theorycon… sounds wonderful

[otiksimr]

E…EeebyDeeby MeowMeow??

[rat-detector]

Hehehe. Anon Plinko

[kaziitheavali]

mine is furry con. i do not upset.

[felisrandomis]

I Take

I take :v  This is an editable lineart you’re welcome to color yourself! Find the lines here: https://t.me/felis_doodles/1061 or here: Avali Noms.png

Posted using PostyBirb

[kaziitheavali]

totally didnt read that as edible and not editable

[i-am-a-snom]

cc - )___\ I am going to eat so much pie.

CC °)____\ AND NO ONE WILL STOP ME! MWAHAHA!!!!!-

cc < )___\ *cough cough*

cc ò )___\ I am not cut out for evil laughs.

[robosnom]

ㄸ•】_〕_〕_\ y04r f0rm 1s 0ff. Y04'r3 d01ng:

ㄸ□】_〕_〕_\ mw6h6h6h6h6h6h6!

ㄸ•】_〕_〕_\ wh3n y04 sh04ld b3 d01ng:

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ㄸ^】_〕_〕_\ s33 th3 d1ff3r3nc3 6 d33p br36th 6nd s0m3 b6ckl1ght1ng m6k3s?

[i-am-a-snom]

📋🖊c= )___\ I see, I see..

[snom-in-a-grid]

[cc o')___\][Sir I dont ][ ]

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[ ][think you ][ ]

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[ ][need that ][much pie]

[robosnom]

ㄸ•】_〕_〕_\ 6nd wh6t 6r3 y04 g01ng t0 d0 6b04t 1t?

[ ㄸ•】_〕_〕_\ ] w61t

[kaziitheavali]

there is so many snoms.

[i-am-a-snom]

Well, I just caught Snom trying to make a post far past the time he should be on Tumblr. How do I know? Because I found him asleep on the phone. Ended up typing:

"cc = )___\ Hello rveryone, thsi is Snom! It is very late but I tope you all have w fa yadtic nighr! I hopebyoy all dleepwell and hav:vvvvvv:vvv:vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv"

I'm going to put the phone on the charger and put Snom back in the mini fridge bed for the night.

~Vidri

[kaziitheavali]

what a beautiful sleepy creature

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i….i always assumed it was just a weird name

[cum--brulee]

Can they make dildos like that?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i was about to bully you for this comment but then i read your url and i’m just too tired

[ultimatebottom69]

Yes . They did .

Lucky you .

[whateverisupposeyeet]

It’s a boner

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hey fuck yourself

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no wait

[kaziitheavali]

ok but why is it inflateable. why do you want a dildo to be inflated.

[i-am-a-fish]

I love butter!!!! I love salt!!! :D

[kikisgamingservice]

Whatever *unsalts your butter*

[ms-gay-sex]

*resalts your butter*

[kaziitheavali]

*adds more butter*

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm logged in

[i-am-a-fish]

but why

[darkmoonravewolf]

To see my cat

[i-am-a-fish]

you're right, I remember now

[kaziitheavali]

i know you didnt ask for it but i think you would also enjoy seeing my cats

[writing-prompt-s]

It's been over a month since your manager was possessed by a demon. Yet, instead of fetching the nearest priest or throwing a bucket of holy water at them, you and your coworkers have just rolled with it, as the demon is WAY more bearable to work under.

[kaziitheavali]

i mean he does on occasion bark orders. these orders are commonly possible and simple compaired to the vessels tho. we get 4 day work weeks and no overtime. they follow the contract better aswell keeping the assigned tasks. we also get unlimited sick days as he just summons someone to work our shift.

[retrogamingblog2]

Exploded Console Posters made by Angerinet

[i-am-a-fish]

I got that temporary sadness in me

[i-am-a-fish]

I also have inevitable joy lying dormant within me. Also bones are in me

[kaziitheavali]

are the muscles in you too?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

some of you bitches deserve a nap and a milkshake tbh

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

um maybe stfu and accept that u are lovable and life owes u a bagel

[confused-tapeworm-colony]

I don't like bagels

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

dearest babe the bagel is a metaphor for the baked good of your choice

[kaziitheavali]

you are wholesome. i love you (platonically).

[i-am-a-fish]

I made this, please feel free to use

[i-am-a-fish]

I made this post a couple months ago, and I completely forgot that I made it

today has been one of the worst days of my entire life, and this post somehow made its way back to me, like a mental-health chef boyardee can.

it actually helped me a lot

[i-am-a-fish]

have some more

[i-am-a-fish]

hey pal, take it easy! you're scrolling with way too much intensity. look at this horse

[kaziitheavali]

groovy horse

[achivement-unlocked]

Had a dream last night where I was inactive for like a week and in that time, several achivement-unlocked blogs sprung up with various amounts of achievements: like achivement-achivement-unlocked, achivement-achivement-achivement-unlocked, achivement-achivement-achivement-achivement-unlocked and so on / so forth.

I was then tagged in a post fighting for my legacy as an achievement blog and had to choose one

[achivement-unlocked]

[kaziitheavali]

achievement unlocked: the original (or so you think)

[pukicho]

Hello little snake, I've come to enjoy your squirming

[kaziitheavali]

is the snake a good little snake?