Life As I Know It

Kazoosh the Cat! Any pronoun works for me (though people usually use she/her/they).

[kazoosh-the-cat]

I have regained access to this tumblr account to let all 0 followers know that I have been playing Love and Deepspace

[husband]

(Butler voice) Your coochie, sir

[kelleysroom-deactivated20180401]

you need human connection to thrive you dumb bitch!

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

D&D Hardmode

Nobody in the party is allowed to have a backstory with dead parents.

[aztechnology]

Too easy, meet me in my gauntlet. D&D Nightmare mode: Nobody in the party is allowed to have a sad backstory.

[robotlyra]

Saving 20 odd dollars a week by not going to Dunkin Donuts for coffee isn’t going to help when the working poor’s real problem is worrying about being able to still make rent if they miss work due to the flu, so let’s stop pretending like this “junior piggybank savers/guilt the poor out of simple comforts” technique is a viable solution to the problem of stagnating wages and skyrocketing living costs.

[theglowqueen]

Matt Mercer as DM: “You bisect the enemy, spilling it’s entrails across the floor. You bathe in its blood as you hear the pieces of its body hit the floor with a wet squelch behind you *makes squelching noise*”

Griffin McElroy as DM: “And then you just cut the dang thing in half. Are you happy? You literally cannot ‘non-lethally’ cut something in half. It’s super dead now”

[sciaphobe]

samoyeds are really just stage-3 evolutions of pomeranians.

Unevolved pomeranian

American eskimos are the awkward stage 2 evolution

Final evolution is samoyed. Ancient legendary pokemon.

[chloros1s]

Great Pyrenees- Mega Evolution

[pretend-animator]

A silly lil Spiderbyte comic

I started this when summer games began. Decided to finish it (and I wanted to draw Widowmaker in a bikini)

[dateamonster]

original theory: succubi are always women, incubi are always men 

facts: in fact succubus comes from the latin word “succubare” which means “to lie under” and incubus comes from the latin word “incubare” which means “to lie on”

new improved theory: incubi are always tops and succubi are always bottoms. gender doesn’t matter at all.

[septictankie]

[animusrox]

[valorousowl]

someone call 911 Guillermo del Toro personally broke into my home, ripped my still beating heart from my chest, gave it a gentle smooch and a pat and put it back, leaving the way he came.

[happifying-things]

[catbountry]

Thppfbt.

[alicentsgf]

theres so many things wrong here i want to Scream hollywood is such a fuckjng mess

[alicentsgf]

you all know why lord of the flies was written about little boys? golding very specifically believed that 1) he was not qualified to write about little girls as he had never experienced being one 2) he did not believe that the same events would transpire if it had been girls because he thought boys behaviour more likely to paint a picture of (male dominated) society and its problems. you can’t keep a female version of the story ‘faithful’ to the book because then it would be unfaithful to what the author was originally trying to portray. why dont you go and spit on goldings grave while you’re at it too.

[rinasaurusrex]

Wasn’t LOTF also written in response to an older book that kind of depicted British boys/men as the golden children of reason and civilization, and Golding, who taught at a boys’ school, was like “lol have you met any actual boys”

[c3po]

shlap shlap shlap shlap (sound of my titties hitting the bars in my minecraft jail )  let me out! let me outtttt!

[bugfluids-deactivated20250511]

[gothvegas]

“ART SKILL” Is subjective, someone might have a worse grasp on anatomy & technique but great ideas or grasp of color/design, or vise versa. someone might be INCREDIBLE at drawing detailed anatomy but be completely shit at composition and color theory.

The only thing that makes someone a “bad artist” is if they have a shit attitude.

[gothvegas]

people are reblogging this post & it makes me glad to see people being aware of their strengths/weaknesses in art cus being aware at both what you are good at and what you are bad at is how you improve as an artist 

[velvetgurl]

ok i decided not to be so emotional and overreacting

[velvetgurl]

failed 

[yoonswife]

me whenever i look at everyone: why am i the only ugly person