Freak boi supreme

Gate kid turned puppy femboy, gender-fluid dyke, tranny, sex fiend

[evil-mage]

do u guys remember when Karim said he was gonna “Make America Great Again”?

[shimmerytimbers]

[moonandstarshangoutinbars]

james biting his necklace/chain trying to look sexy in front of regulus but the pendant breaks off in his mouth so he just starts legitimately choking to death

[moonyloops]

sirius calling remus over for an intimate night and the mf pulls up in this

[vermilionamillion]

my roman empire is remus being alone after the war

[gaybookghost]

James Potter is the type of boyfriend to fight of Regulus's nightmares by having an invisible battle with the air and throwing all sorts of punches and then climbing back into bed and hugging Regulus and saying that they're all gone and they can't get to him anymore

[goddamnit-its-me-again]

I absolutely despise pretty!Kaz Brekker as a concept. That boy looks like a corpse, he looks half-dead and sleep deprived at all times. Fanart where he looks like he works out every day and has clear skin??? Not my Dirtyhands.

That boy is 17 years old, living in KETTERDAM, which is the smokiest place in godsdamned Kerch, has the shittiest haircut known to mankind (verified by Nina Zenik) and cosplays as a dramatic edgelord crime boss.

He is a gangly, traumatised teenage boy two seconds from passing out at any given moment, not a sauve mafia boss. Let pretty Kaz die out, please.

[jaxx-a-phone]

The way Matthias is shown consistently to be kind when not under extreme duress. The way he cares for Alys and the entirety of his interactions with the little Fjerdan boy towards the end of Crooked Kingdom. He makes me sick. He’s so “Should’ve been a father, but he never even made it to his twenties”, and “Harsh and sweet and bitter to leave it all, I’ll bless my homeland ‘til I die”.

[nikoliesss]

The first time I saw Freddy Carter's Kaz Brekker I lost it because all I could see was him as his edgy horse boy role in that one British(?) horse show from a while ago

[nikoliesss]

The things a father figure would do for Kaz Brekker

[moonyloops]

just sirius and his unruly hair

[flamgayagenda]

Chad busting into the break room: They call me Baby maker three thousand!!

Robert: *already climbing out the window, because fuck no they are NOT gonna be caught having sex in the break for the THIRD TIME THAT WEEK .... it was o ly tuesday!!*

[siriusstardust]

“your writing isnt realistic” im so sorry that my stories about dead wizards from the 70s that were mentioned maybe once in a franchise where ive picked the crumbs of their canonical personalities up like a mouse and twisted it into a universe where everyone is gay isnt realistic enough for you

[enjoyerofstories]

Not matthias thinking "maybe nina and inej deserve better than me and kaz" 😭

[blueisconfused]

wesper shared playlist where jesper physically cannot stop adding terrible songs from the 2010s and wylan keeps taking them off because he knows jesper is just adding them for the bit

one day jesper adds one back and wylan doesn’t notice until later. that night jesper is in the kitchen and he hears someone go, “jes,” in an extremely calm voice.

he looks up to see wylan in the hallway. “yes, wy?” he says.

wylan doesn’t say anything, just presses a button and fixes jesper with a very pissed-off glare as “raining tacos” starts blasting over a speaker.

jesper wants to laugh so badly but he’s a little terrified because wylan is genuinely fuming at this.

and then the song ends and wylan just turns around and leaves and jesper’s like “???”

(wylan, meanwhile, has added several songs that he’s thought a lot on. he has explanations for each, saying stuff like “the percussion here reminds me of you, and when the strings add onto it that’s like the time we…” etc etc.

jesper thinks it’s lovely. he then proceeds to add 20 copies of the gummy bear song)

[emberemberhearts]

remus pretends he doesnt see people he knows so he doesn’t have to say hello btw

[boysiebyro]

And a little Remus Lupin to go with his Sirius

“God, how I like you.”