I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it
"Oops! We're sorry, something went wrong 🥺👉👈" Shut the fuck up. Give me an error code or something and stop trying to be cute about it.
Another reason I hate AI. "Wow, that's a really insightful question, thanks for asking!" shut the fuck up, how dare you 'speak' to me like that.



















