K Crafts All the Things

30 something - ADHD - All of the hobbies - INFJ The Advocate

[anyataylorjoys]

The Matrix 1999 | dir. The Wachowskis

[princeofsparkles]

[knifefightscene]

No more girlbossing i want to girl rest girl sleep girl lay down etc

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

My life advice is you should slack off as much as possible

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

I am in a hell of my own creation

[homosgenic]

SAY YOU’LL BE THERE Spice Girls

[kcraftsallthethings]

Yo can we talk for one second just how JOYFUL this is???

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

One of the best parts of 2020 is the constant feeling that you’re being an over-reacting weirdo but also, impossibly, that at the same time you’re not taking it seriously enough, are taking too many risks, and that you might die or kill your family because of them.

THIS IS ALL GREAT FOR MENTAL HEALTH.

[kcraftsallthethings]

Hey here from 2021 to say, WELCOME TO ALL THIS AND MORE Either you're under-reacting by like, seeing some friends for the first time in two years and don't you know that makes you irresponsible but also you're over-reacting because everyone else in your town has decided the pandemic is over even though it's decidedly not, also climate change is here to fuck everybody yay aren't we having so much fun.

[lorelaigilmoure]

[kcraftsallthethings]

so like, 2020 was gonna be my year, I was single after breaking up with the dude I thought I'd spend the rest of my life with, I had the theatre booked - The Shakespeare Company were in my town doing three plays including a gender-swapped Taming of the Shrew!!! I had a solo holiday to Prague booked, I'd ordered my provisional driving license! I was going to have the time of my life!

and as we roll onto the end of 2021, well, prob never gonna have a year ever again really lmao

[jaaneymann]

with every passing day in this quarantine of 2020 i find myself increasingly embracing chidi's philosophy from this one particular episode

[kcraftsallthethings]

Wow still here in April 2021

[kcraftsallthethings]

HOW IS THIS STILL HAPPENING IN DECEMBER 2021

[kcraftsallthethings]

Which Below Deck cast member are you? Take this quiz to find out

I'll take anyone but Adrienne

Got Captain Lee which tracks because I’m wholesome but also lowkey terrifying

[megustamemes]

Sofa sitting positions

[overworked-strawberry]

tag yourself im ian have you ever been on a fucking sofa

[extremelyyydorky]

why am i legit all of them 😂

[pyromaniac-fairy-of-water]

Ian sit on the fucking sofa

[xwhiskersonkittens]

[georgeharrisonissoimportant-dea]

i’m worth five fucking dollars

[booksblanketsandcoffee-blog]

$36.00 dont be disappointed in me @sunriseovertheroomwhereithappens

[cottagecori]

I ONLY GOT $9.00 HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET $36.00

[prince-of-shibes]

$81.50….

[killaspyglass]

im worth a freaking $1.50 

[childishgambeardo]

$60

[i-just-punched-malfoy-deactivat]

81

[that-one-otaku13]

$71

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

$39.50

[tinysidestrashcaptain]

$81.00

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

GRANDMOTHER

[not-so-innocent-bi-sander]

… $89

[mystic-cat-collector-blog]

$20.50

@flowers-and-seashells, your go.

[pomgore-deactivated20200704]

$18.50

Hrmm, how about three people?

@territorial-utopia @blu-oktoberfest @shanreey, PROVE TO ME YOUR WORTH

[territorial-utopia]

$46,50

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@gentlegiantdreamer @pizsospa @ashiftingworkshop if you guys are up to this

[stars-sunsets-and-oliver]

$8.

[junepop45]

$29.50

[thatonegirrl16]

$10 :P

[scumbagsblog]

$77 🤫

[tryintheirbest]

$66

[kid-with-the-hat-and-no-shoes-d]

I’m worth 15 dollars and 50 cents yee I could buy a few burgers with that. Or some music. Or a cool blanket. Or maybe a frog.

[https-crespo]

5 FUHKKIN DOLLARS

[imanireo-deactivated20220408]

…$26

shit

[elenamatisstuff]

27

[hatetheouternet]

$11 I’m tagging anyone who sees this and @dead-dewy10 @aubreywoods28 @honeyneveahh312

[honeyneveahh312-deactivated2019]

$83… uHM @fandom-trash-242 @actualxtrashx

[fandom-trash-242-deactivated201]

$18 …. Well I guess it could be worse.

[the-and-sign-anon]

$6

[nightvaleheadcanonsforthesoul]

$14

[nightvaleheadcanonsforthesoul]

$34.50

[chaosthedemon]

$16.50

[nitzus-l0st-mind-deactivated202]

$60.50

B i g o o f

[im-just-trying-to-get-bi]

$11

[queen-of-alagaesia]

$9.50

[kcraftsallthethings]

£66, I'm British and apparently a lot older than most of you lmao

[kaijuno]

The most genius I’ve ever felt was when I was working in the physics lab. We had installed a camera at a pressure chamber window so we could watch a laser do pulse ablation on a metal plate. However, we had a problem no one could figure out; the laser would phase in and out on our live feed from the camera. The team was freaking out about the possibility of this 30k laser being defective and they were about to take apart the vacuum chamber when I was like “uh... guys? We’re firing the laser at 23 pulses per second.”

Mind you, I’m a sophomore at this point, working with 3 grad students and a professor. I’m at a point in my career where I can barely explain the math behind what research I’m actually doing.

The professor is like “.... Yeah? What about it?” And I explain: “Most cameras film at 24 frames per second. The laser looks like it’s phasing in and out because it’s out of phase with the camera” so we adjusted the pulse per second a bit until it was in phase and shockingly! It worked perfectly. The prof and the grad students just looked.. dumbfounded? And I guess camera fps rates aren’t common knowledge, at least to them. They treated me like I was the smartest person in the room even though the only reason I knew that information was from making gifsets of Pacific Rim when I was in high school

[feanor-the-dragon]

Look. You are smart. Applying random bits of knowledge gained in unrelated activities is smart. You learned something and retained it, and it was later useful.

This sort of thing happens all the time to me at work, only I usually end up lying about how I knew it, you know, to the other engineers, because it's always like "I hyperfixated on nerf gun manufacturing once," or "I looked it up because something in a fanfiction struck me as scientifically wrong but it turned out to be right," or "I literally learned this watching fursuiting tutorials in preparation for making a protogen headpiece."

It made me feel like an imposter for a while. But here's the thing: I actually knew that stuff. I wasn't faking the knowledge. It didn't matter that I learned it on a late-night YouTube binge started by searching a one-off line from a webcomic, or wherever else. I really know the stuff. I am smart.

You are smart too.

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[plantanarchy]

I showed this video to my 2 y/o niece last night and now every time I get out my phone near her she says “chicken. song”

[aresmarked]

[A bombastic orchestral piece plays, to which the chicken steps in time.]

[emptyuser-name]

[serpents-fr]

[hydrias]

here you go sir

[kcraftsallthethings]

Adrian reporting for duty!

[bastardwordsmith]

There's a uquiz I really want to make but I don't know if I can publicly drag myself that bad

[bastardwordsmith]

Alright everybody. Pick some characters I had strong feelings about as a child and I'll assign you a weird kid personality

[kcraftsallthethings]

Wow just call me directly next time

[kcraftsallthethings]

[great-and-small]

Tag yourself as underappreciated North American fauna!

[kcraftsallthethings]

I remain all of the ones, all of the time somehow.

- not a morning person

- constantly fighting the urge to flee in the woods

- went through a major life change

- now simply vibing

- has exactly one braincell

- Alaska vacation and Caribbean vacation sound equally nice

- secretly a romantic

- keeper of mysteries

- can appreciate some nice dirt

- reacts to anything stressful by curling up in a ball

- loves sunshine

- sings to themself

- just wants to live somewhere cozy

- pretty cute and gay

- would go to a water park just for the lazy river

- fuck around and find out

- anxious leg bouncing non stop

- laughs in the face of your rules

- an artist at heart

- points out wildflowers at the side of the road

- hates confrontation

I contain multitudes and am a cozy chaos gnome

[jaaneymann]

with every passing day in this quarantine of 2020 i find myself increasingly embracing chidi's philosophy from this one particular episode

[kcraftsallthethings]

Wow still here in April 2021