Cosmic Funnies
Origami Around
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Kaledo Art
we're not kids anymore.
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Today's Document
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Mike Driver
RMH
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JBB: An Artblog!
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@kea10robert
Me when my players are trying to guess the answer to a puzzle
The reading comprehension on this website……….
i love stupid people more than anything ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
this is literally what it was like assisting at a preschool 💀
The addition of emojis like 🥰☺️💝 make these statements so much more potent
OKAY THIS CAME UP ON MY ACTIVITY AGAIN. WHY WON’T YOU LET THIS POST DIE IT HAS BEEN 4 YEARS PLEASE
Someone find that post of that dude who gets stuck in an elevator cause that has this exact energy
@shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey
Exactly the same energy thank you my comrade
HI YES I ADORE THIS
I live for old posts that have been reblogged over a while
It has been 5 years leave this out of my activity
never
Monthly reminder to let this die
I can’t not reblog this though XDD
darling, perfection can never die
TAKE IT UPSTAIRS…
“A Thread of Tips” by Shelby
• #16 is missing but to find out more tips, follow her on twitter; be sure to thank her! 😁
Bless you
Incredible
I felt this deep in my bones
Born to be wild
The lady on the scooter was an artist named Szabó Éva (sadly she passed away 4 years ago). She decorated the scooter herself, and as far as I know she could have embroidered the dress herself too, as she was absolutely skilled at the craft and often gave away tapestries to churches.
She worked on cars too (as well as easter eggs, besides teaching folk dance):
She learned the art of Kalocsa patterns from her mother and she believed in keeping the folk motifs alive so passionately that she reportedly told she’d paint an entire house or airplane kalocsai if anyone asked her.
Hungarian art
someone tell me how to walk in heels without crying
Ok. First: when buying heels make sure to buy at the end of the day. Like you should have been up and about for hours before trying them on. This way your feet at their most swollen which means when you wear them you will have room for when they swell up.
Second: break them in. Wear them around the house for 30 minutes a day for a few days before you wear them out the first time. I usually do this for 3-7 days, the higher the heel the more days you do. This helps your feet and leg muscles get used to walking in them. If they still hurt the same they did on day one by the third day though return them, they are cut wrong for your feet.
Third: if the shoes allow for it try wearing those little socks with the cushion pads on the heel and ball of the foot. If the shoe doesn’t allow for that use band-aids friction block stick to protect those areas and reapply when it becomes uncomfortable. do not wait until it already hurts, it’s a blister by then.
This is what I do with my heels and I’m usually pretty good wearing 4 inchers for like 6 hours (not daily mind you). So these tips should help.
THANK YOU
i’m crying
I CHECKED TO SEE IF THERE WAS A UPDATE AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED!!!
IT GOT BETTER
Your future self is hating you for the poor decisions you’re making today.
bold of you to assume current me isnt also hating myself for making the decisions that i am making
push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.
push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.
get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.
stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.
buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.
buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.
strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.
organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.
have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.
push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.
message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.
think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.
become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.
lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.
if you're having a bad day or feeling down, listen to harry saying 'everything's gonna be fine' with ocean sounds in the background. everything will be fine.
5SOS things to remember from this decade:
Luke's obsession with penguins
"Michael, you are YeLLinG."
"It's a volcano! Ah ah ah ah!"
"Oh, that's great! I'd love to sleep with you! Oh no, that sounds bad."
The tour vlogs
"Okay, thank you."
"Oh it’s blood… I mean EW BLOOD"
"Quiff it BABY! Ow!"
"Stop being a baby. Your hair is unquiffable"
"UNQUIFFABLE Ah! *flinches at hairspray*"
"Tadpoles are baby mosquitoes aren’t they?"
"It’s a COW luke!"
"So you go down this cliff." "I go down this cliff."
"I’m sorry, I didn’t invite you to this BBQ so why are you all up in my grill?"
Malum with the megaphones
"I’ll kill you with your own lemon tree."
"What’s a mattababy?"
"Fake betch"
The keeks
"Roberto"
Ketchup, the dog
"Sell the kids for food."
"iT sOUndS a BiT LoUd fOr An aCOusTiC seT, CaLum."
"You giant don't stop."
"_______, let's fucking dance!"
All of them dressed as 80s "sexy" rockstars for Halloween
Calum's pink glittery G-string
"Ashton, my best friend..."
The video where they dressed as retirees
"Let's play titanic. You'll be iceberg and I'll go down."
Their emo hairstyles
"Pretend I'm a girl!"
Ashton's Shaggy hair
"Valntyne"
Them calling Ashton the "dad" of the band
"I'm Calum Hood, I play BASS."
The Cocktail Chats
"Why can't we choose em'?" and "mA hEArt!"
Calum's pink "X" bass
"tHe TrUTh"
Them playing 5 Second Rule with Ellen
"I wanna be a jedi!" "You'll never be a jedi, you're an idiot."
Their obsession with Will Smith
"What kind of dog do you have?" "He has a fat one."
Smash, Mike-Ro-Wave, Dr. Fluke and Cal-Pal
Mint Michael
"I'm Michael, i-i play the triangle."
"Press my cheek against the glass... Glass? Gloss? I don't know who I am."
Luke's constant identity crisis
"Oh my God I just seen Calum's penis."
Ashton in oversized sweaters
"dO My bALLs!"
"I wear heels bigger than your dick."
Ashton's red hair
"iT's A ChOcoLAte miLK PaRTy!"
Calum buying a role of fabric to use as a blanket
"ALrigHT, LoS aNGeLes!!!"
Ashton's Late Late Show tattoo
"This one looks like it's gonna piss me off"
"You nasty, you little nasty!"
That Rolling Stone cover
"We are 5 Seconds of Summer. Summer? SummAh?"
"Fuck you, guys! I'm leaving too!"
"Heyyy, don't swear!"
"I do what I want! I'm punk rock!"
"No, you're not... yOU hAvE piNK HaiRrR."
"Because I like cheesesteaks"
Luke's lip ring
"You had me wrapped around your fucking finger."
Calum's curls
"I am often the hype man on stage, much like Lil Wayne."
Youngblood Era Ashton
"We like polka dots!"
"We like white shirts and leather jackets!"
"Hey man, go fuck yourself."
Luke's quiff
"Twist, bro!" "I'm twisting, mate!"
Calum's blonde streak hair
"We're having fun!"
Michael's red hair
"Is that you? "No, he's awful"
"Fuck me at a quarter to three"
500 Years of Winter - Pizza Song
"DoN't GEt bEtwEEn mE anD mY tEQuila!"
Bandana era Ashton
"I don't know who I am."
Luke in plaid shirts
"You guys are such cunts today."
All of them in black ripped skinny jeans
"I don't like people, I'm not a people person."
"These are my parents." "What happened to them?"
The Buzzfeed video where they read thirsty tweets
"You wanna know where it is? It's at your mom's house."
Their cover of I Miss You
"bUt iS iT baLSamic?"
"Pure fuego."
"It's like you don't even know me sometimes."
Ashton not drinking the pig blood
"Michael, wHat DiD sHe sAy???" and all of Michael's answers to it
"Youngbleh, sayuami, sayuami, out yolaif."
Calum's "Empathy" hoodie
Ashton in glasses
"ThE BoDaCiOUs, tHe CAaaLUm hOOd!"
Literally all of MYT Live
"That's cRaZY."
Their cover of American Idiot
Their tank tops
"Is that marijuana?"
Ashton drinking from that boot
The signs as whatever the hell this is
Is it "Happy Impeachment" or "Merry Impeachment"? I don't wanna offend anyone.
Treason’s Greetings
impeach navidad
pounce!
She did her best
*slams reblog*
Klezmer dolphins.
I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.
roomba.
