Kedodda

24, I am a biologist and a bit of a gamer (mostly flight sims like IL-2 or the like), recently got my pilot certification, and am currently working as a lube tech.

[uuchiha]

[swan2swan]

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

[thatgalpal]

this is a fever dream right

[aaronexplainsitall]

He fucking DEATH DROPPED

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

you weren’t a “well behaved” child you had anxiety and were terrified of conflict

[beguilewritesstuff]

[enby-life]

HOT TIP!!!

You will drink more water if it tastes good. I’m dead serious. Throw some mint in there, throw some lemon or strawberry or a little flavor packet. Your brain likes things that taste good.

[enby-life]

You know why people like lemonade? Flavored water

You know why people like tea? Flavored water

You know why people like koolaid? Flavored water

People like flavored water. Brains like flavored water. It’s like being forced to choose between a rock or a rock with glitter on it. You want the glitter rock

[flightofthefantasies]

I do love glitter and sparkly things

[kedodda]

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[guerrillatech]

[pretentiouslimericks]

The trigger discipline is what makes this for me

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[windwardstar]

My best/favorite teacher would literally take off the points for a question that the majority of the class got wrong from the total on the test and then hold a lesson on the topic because she realized if 90% of her students didn’t know the answer then she hadn’t done a good job teaching it.

[randaness]

I hate it when teachers take pride in having a large percentage of students get bad grades in their classes. It just means that students aren’t learning from you

[yourladyindank]

I think the left and right need to come together and have a chat about what they want, how they want it, and why.

A lot of touch has been lost

[jonnyarmani]

I think the Right has reason in their corner.

Constitution of the United States - Wikipedia

Its not a living document.

It is written in stone, just like this guy...

Ten Commandments - Wikipedia

10 easy rules to live by for a happy life!

[yourladyindank]

This is the opposite of a conversation by clarifying points and goals also separation of church and state thanks

[breadblogguy]

Both sides believe that they are so absolutely right and that the other is so absolutely wrong that it creates a delusion of self righteousness vs true evil on both sides. Neither are capable of considering that they may be wrong about some things, and that’s what leads to the left calling the right nazis and the right calling the left communists.

It’s pathetic and sad. Anyone who feeds into the two political parties is part of the division of our own nation.

[bellybuttonblue-deactivated2021]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Yeah it’s cause you’re all anti-gun.

[rapacious-flesh-deactivated2018]

[thepleasuregoblin]

my ideal gender presentation is whatever is going on with jojo characters

[kalichnikov]

it's called "thriving" or colloquially "living your best life"

[jame7t]

cats are little narcissists because they will see you upset or troubled and they’ll think “you know what would help? a healthy dosage of ME” and they’ll headbutt you and snuggle you.

anyway it DOES work so I can’t fault them

[just-shower-thoughts]

The fact that Jeff Bezos is bald indicates we’re nowhere close to finding a cure for hairloss.

[puyopuyo]

*minces garlic so good you fall in love with me*

[themessyoracle-deactivated20230]

themessyoracle.com

[shawsbear]

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE KING

[mindofskinny]

Goodnight 🌙

[kedodda]

Cried twice before work already, its not even 7!