whatever @ this point

if life doesn't kill me first, i'll probably do it myself. stoney.

[andremichaux]

DONNIE DARKO (2001) dir. Richard Kelly

[deactivated-blog]

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

[teathattast]

God?

[mtfoss]

Am i crazy or does lemonade taste more like dirt than it used to

[thespamman24]

Everything tastes more like dirt when you’re 40 feet underground.

[mtfoss]

I'm not leaving the bunker

[chemsexholmes]

get high and jerk off is the most patriotic thing an american can do

[gnawgag]

fuckmylife666 - against me!

[thylacines-toybox]

Sugar mouse by Jellycat, bought from Borders Books in early 2000′s

[zombearzilla]

This is just simply hilarious.

[thepirateblacknut]

Dermatologists: avoid touching your face, and NEVER pick at your skin!

Me, having 0 impulse control: unfortunate,

[thepirateblacknut]

*plugs in kazoo*  Let’s get this party started

[thepirateblacknut]

Me at 4 am on a school night

[blairwitchh]

the build a bear Axolotl is perfect actually

it said :)

[justneo]

i want he

[themirroredmoon]

Corvid Tarot Tricks: Finding Your Birth Card or Soul Card

I know in my previous post, I mentioned finding your birth card. But what IS your birth card exactly? It’s the card in the Major Arcana that represents you as a person in tarot. In this post, I’ll teach you how to calculate that quickly by using your birthday!

1. Take your birthday and write it out as follows (for this, I’m using a random date) mm-dd-yyyy: 06 - 22 - 20 02

2. Add the numbers together as such:    06    22    20 + 02  —–   48

3. If you get a double digit number HIGHER than 22 (the number of major arcana in most standard decks), add the numbers separately again until you get a number lower than 22.     4 + 8  —-  12 So, the example here has a Birth Card of 12 which is the Hanged Man, which is the 12th card of the Major Arcana! *Note: There are some cards that correlate to zodiac signs, elements, etc. I just gave the easiest example relating to numerology.

[themirroredmoon]

Tarot Spread: Self Work

Card 1 - Past: What aspect in your life you’re currently clinging to; what you may need to let go of; what may need healing still.

Card 2 - Present: What you should focus on; what your Ego needs to know NOW.

Card 3 - Future: What you should be on the look out for; What your Higher Self is trying to tell you.

[themirroredmoon]

Friendly Reminder: Salt and Casting Circles Outside

Please don’t cast circles using Salt outside, especially in the soil. Salt is absorbent and takes water away from plant life, therefore effectively killing off most things.

There is a reason why in the Ancient Near East (Egypt, Mesopotamia, Armenia, etc), Spain, Portugal, etc it was so common to SALT THE EARTH of conquered cities, or even convicted criminals, to prevent re-inhabitation . It destroys soil nutrients, absorbency, and heavily delays and/or stops plant growth all together.

So please, my Witchy Siblings, seek safer alternatives when working outside. Cast a circle in stones or branches. Draw one into the soil itself. Use a biodegradable material like eggshells instead. But please, do NOT use Salt.

[wildeirvane-witch]

Elements

Correspondents and Information

Earth-

Direction: North

Gender: Feminine

Zodiac: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn

Symbols: Pentacles (tarot), salt, sand, dirt, stone, plants

Colors: Green, brown, gold

Traits: grounded, slow and steady, nurturing, growth

Spell disposal: burying in earth or plants

Air-

Direction: East

Gender: masculine

Zodiac: Gemini, Libra, Aquarius

Symbols: bells, chimes, feathers, incense, wands, swords (tarot)

Colors: yellow, sky blue, white, silver

Traits: free flowing, creativity, fast moving, methodical (the mind)

Spell disposal: blow or toss the ash/powder into the wind or air

Fire-

Direction: South

Gender: masculine

Zodiac: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius

Symbols: athame (tarot), swords, candles, lamps/lanterns, flame

Colors: red, orange, gold

Traits: fast moving, chaotic, heated, passion

Spell disposal: burn it

Water-

Direction: West

Gender: feminine

Zodiac: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

Symbols: Cups (tarot), chalice, cauldron, bowl, shell, basically any vessel of water

Colors: blue, white, silver, turquoise

Traits: slow and persistent, emotional, free flowing, nurturing

Spell disposal: throw remains into a body of water or float it down a river

Spirit-

Direction: above, below, or within one’s self

Gender: neutral

Zodiac: wheel of the year

Symbols: all magickal tools, pentagram, pentacles, circle, spirals, wheel of the year

Colors: purple, black, white, whatever resonates with you

Traits: divine intelligence, insight, intuition, cosmic energy

I can’t believe I haven’t done a post in the elements yet oh my gods

for all I know I have and forgot cuz I’m stupid but here’s this anyway

[little-eclectic-witch-deactivat]

Seashells and their magical correspondences

Abalone - General use and containment of herbs, Psychic abilities

 Augers - headdresses, magick wands, and protective charms, protection

Cockles - love, friendship, family and emotions

Conch - love and calling spirits

Cowries - prosperity, wealth, femininity, fertility

Clam shells - purification, love

Limpets - Courage, Confidence, Strength

Nautilis - Spiritual Growth,

Oyster - lunar magic, spells on passion, good fortune, virility, sexual love and banishment

Sand dollar - Prosperity, Good Luck, Wisdom

Scallops - Travel, Movement, beauty

Spiral - fate, destiny, change, karma and meditation.

Starfish - Strength, Recovery from trauma

Wentletraps - creativity, building, art, sculpture and inspiration.

Whelk - Dramatic positive change

Most shells can be used in spell jars, satchels, and rituals.

I often place them around my alter as a way to strengthen my spells and incantations.

I hope this post helps anyone looking to get into sea magic  :)

[wildeirvane-witch]

Crystals

Uses and Properties

Black tourmaline-

Protection

Warding

Helps remove obsessive tendencies

Selenite/Satin spar-

Self cleansing and self charging

Can cleanse and charge other sigils

Removes negative energy

Releases blocked emotions

Instills deep peace

Helps with deeper meditations

Green onyx-

Blocking negativity

Boosts confidence

Lowers anxiety

Clear quartz-

Energizing (physical & physical bodies)

Healing

Amplifier

Assists in spirit work

Clarity

Enhances intuition

Protects aura

Aligns & balances chakras

Balances emotions

Cleansing

Stress relief

Can stand in for almost any crystal

Amethyst-

Protection

Anti anxiety

Cleansing

Calming/soothing and peacefulness

Pain reliever

Balances

Helps with sleep/insomnia

Anti nightmare

Wards of negativity

Helps soothe and clear skin

Rose quartz-

Promotes self love

Anti anxiety

Helps with anger

Helps with depression,trauma, and ptsd

Happiness

Lowers stress

Promotes unconditional love

Promotes empathy and forgiveness

Removes negative emotions

Friendship

Helps with self esteem

Peace and harmony

Fluorite-

Stability

Focus

Emotional intelligence

Citrine-

Happiness

Energy

Healing

Wealth

Tiger’s eye-

Strength

Power

Grounding

Luck

Mental clarity

Motivation

Will power

Balance

Helps with phobias

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Cleansing method- CAN go in water:

Quartz

Amethyst

Aventurine

Obsidian

Agate

Jasper

Chalcedony

Tiger’s eye

Citrine

CAN’T go in water:

Selenite/satin spar

Malachite

Pyrite

Gypsum

Lepidolite

CAN’T stay in the sun (THEY’LL FADE):

Fluorite

Celestite

Citrine

Rose quartz

Included quartz

Smokey quartz

Amethyst

Any quartz variations or semi transparent minerals

CAN’T go in salt:

Angelite

Azurite

Carnelian

Hematite

Kyanite

Kunzite

Lapis lazuli

Labradorite

Malachite

Moldavite

Pyrite

Moonstone

Tigers eye

Topaz

Calcite

Ulexite/tv stone

Lepidolite

Jet

More grimoire notes, crystal edition! It‘s not done and (obviously) doesn’t have every crystal there is but it has plenty of the basic and/or commonly used crystals, plus what can and can’t be cleansed by certain things (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LISTEN TO THOSE, SOME CRYSTALS CAN BECOME TOXIC IF THEY COME IN CONTACT WITH WATER OR SALT)