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ćăźè”èăéŁăčăă  ~  I Want to Eat Your Pancreas
When youâre having a nerf war with the boys and your teammate gets shot, triggering a flashback
culturally different yet morally aligned heroes.
boyfriends
if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them
teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied
teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian ChristmasâŠ
teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage PatchâŠâŠ.
teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: itâs been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of CapricornâŠâŠâŠâŠ.
teenagers: weâre violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: youâre all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.
teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: donât force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden
teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut
teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: Iâm sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike âŠ
teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and youâre going to get the Rick Astleyâs Crochet
teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I donât normally do this but Iâll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield
if theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died
Come on! I want to squeeze milk from Rhino nips!
Jacksepticeye 2018
god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight
so, a vampire?
i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood
Is it your blood?
it is blood, yes
Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?
it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood
Autumn ~
âI solemnly swear that I am up to no good.âÂ
Friend:Hey do you want to come eat some dip with a spoon?
Me: No I'm good thanks
Friend, about to invent tortilla chips: What if you could also eat the spoon?
Here is my official plan to change the world as we know it:
âą I become a paramedic. âą If I encounter patients who cannot be saved, just as theyâre about to die, Iâll look them dead (haha) in the eyes and slap âem real hard. âą If ghosts are real, this will cause dozens of them to be personally upset with me. I mean, at the very least, theyâll want answers. Iâll be the most haunted person ever. âą This means Iâll have dozens of opportunities to record paranormal phenomenon. âą Iâll get my own show on the Travel Channel called GHOST SLAPPER, through which Iâll eventually get irrefutable scientific evidence that ghosts exist, making me the wealthiest and most respected paranormal researcher of all time. âą On my death bed, one of my interns will slap me real hard, to make sure I come back all pissed off and confused. âą I will be the first ghost to host a ghost hunting show (which is mega cool, come on, admit it). âą Eventually, the secret goes global, and everyone starts slapping their loved ones real hard as they die, because they believe itâs the best way for their spirit to remain here on Earth with them. âą After enough time, death slaps become commonplace. People have DNS (do not slap) instructions in their wills instead of or along with DNR (do not resuscitate) ones. âą HOWEVER, because everyone expects the death slaps, they no longer have the desired effect. Getting slapped is just a natural part of dying, now, but it accomplishes nothing. âą Like with all cultural junk, the origin eventually slips away, and the knowledge of WHY we slap the dying is esoteric at best. âą I, however, remember, and haunt hospitals for centuries, laughing because everybodyâs gettinâ slapped. âą Thank you for your time.
What the fuck man
Excuse me, do you have a better idea?
You are the reason I'm smiling when there's nothing to smile about
The Front BottomsÂ
you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
Couldnât risk it.
didnât realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.
THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe itâs a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what youâre wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT
Yall seen my phone cover, so you know how seriously Iâm taking this â€ïž
I hope it works
The FCC sided with Comcast and decided to let ISPs censor the internet. The Internet needs to stop this from happening: http://cms.fightforthefuture.org/tellfcc/
Last Wednesday, FCC Chairman Tom Wheeler announced a proposal for new rules that would allow for a â fast laneâ of Internet traffic for content providers who are willing (and able) to pay a fee. [1] The proposal reverses the FCCâs previous commitment to net neutrality and open internet and allows ISPâs like Comcast or Verizon to slow down and censor services that donât pay the toll.
We have to be totally honest, this situation is seriously grim. But there is still hope. The FCC already knows that the Internet community wants net neutrality, but they think they can put their spin on these new rules and sneak them through. If we can prove them wrong right now with a massive public outcry, we can literally save the Internet once again.
We need to stop the FCC now. Big business groups are already ramping up lobbying efforts with the FCC in swarms since Wednesdayâs announcement in support of censoring the open Internet and to ensure this dangerous proposal moves forward. [2]
This is a critical moment. In the last few weeks more than 65,000 people have taken action with us. Can you help us get to 80,000 by the end of the day today?
[1] Gautham Nagesh. âFCC to Propose New âNet Neutralityâ Rulesâ. http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304518704579519963416350296
[2] Edward Wyatt. Edward Wyatt. âLobbying Efforts Intensify After F.C.C. Tries 3rd Time on Net Neutralityâ http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/25/business/lobbying-efforts-intensify-after-fcc-tries-3rd-time-on-net-neutrality.html?hpw&rref=politics
 - Fight For The Future
weâre almost Ÿ of the way there!! câmon guys, every bit counts!
will it ever stop
fucking signal boost
IF YOU ARE NOT SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS YOU ARE NOT PAYING ATTENTION.
IF THE U.S. FALLS TO THIS IT WILL OPEN OTHER DANGEROUS DOORS INTERNATIONALLY.
Start a civil war against the US government.
Signal boost for my us followers
I try to keep the things I reblog as blog/mun-centric as possible, but this is something I just canât let slide.
Iâve been following this cause since last year. Iâve signed petitions, Iâve called representatives, Iâve been to protests, the whole nine yards.
This right here? This is not a joke. This is seriously happening, guys.
Remember the Wikipedia shutdown? That was to protest this right here. If you havenât taken action against this yet, frankly, what is wrong with you? If this doesnât get stopped, weâre going to lose the thing that brings us all together unless we shell out huge sums of cash to these corrupt bastards.
Do not just sit there and keep browsing.
Do not scroll past this.
Fight.
PLEASE!!
I love you all, and losing you would (more literally than you would like) kill me.
I ALREADY have enough problems with the internet as is.
Not to mention, my SCHOOL could be affected by this.
PLEASE donât scroll past this.
I, personally, am signing a petition every day to get it through by representativesâ heads.
PLEASE do the same.
i hate how reward systems never work for me like i canât just say âif i finish this assignment i can have a cookieâ bc my brain is like ââŠ..or u could just have one right nowâ and i canât argue with that logic
Self-imposed deadlines donât work either because I know the guy who set them and heâs full of shit
You Arenât Boring I Just Suck At Conversations Iâm Sorry: a novel by me
Iâm Not Ignoring You I Just Donât Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Donât Say Anything At All And Iâm Really Sorry Donât Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.
When at first you don't succeed, succeed harder
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