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Feeling patriotic with all the flags i had to draw 🇬🇧
If anyones wondering why i havent dropped a fic in a while this is what i’ve been up to 🫠🫠
this is BEAUTIFUL
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oh my goodness
this is breathtakingly stunning
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Ghost can’t understand you today. Usually, you’re so boisterous, loud and excited and laughing. Sure, a bit excitable for a beta, but none of them really fit into stereotypes. Today though, you’re acting like-
Well. Him.
Silent, eyes distant as you roll through the motions of the morning. It’s strange, to see you so skittish- arms folded like you’re hugging yourself. Like you’re keeping all your insides in, desperately not trying to let your guts spill out. The others all notice pretty quick, Soap visibly deflating when you don’t laugh at his usual antics. When he reaches out- you stand, letting out some kind of half assed excuse that your breakfast isn’t sitting well.
You end up hiding in your garage most of the day, fixing their gear up- exchanging parts, counting ammo. It helps, physically doing something you know will make a difference. You don’t answer the group chat, or their individual texts. You’re just.. a black hole. A pit of this strange emptiness, your scent stale and brittle- like dead grass. He wishes your pheromones were stronger, wishes he could understand you better.
When you skip lunch, Ghost decides it’s enough. The hangar is silent when he opens the back entrance- large garage door shut tight, like you were in a cocoon. No music, just the sound of a welding machine and distant sparks from under one of your little personal projects. He knows you can smell his scent- the way it sours when you don’t stop working and sit up.
“Hey.” He grunts, nudging your foot. The sound of the welder clicks off, and you slowly slide out on your creeper. You don’t lift up the welding mask, a black pit of nothing for Ghost to grasp onto.
“You skipped lunch.” He grunts, his scent souring more when you look away instead, shrugging your shoulders.
“Wasn’t hungry.”
“Weren’t hungry at breakfast either. You broken?” His voice sounds far harsher than he means, and he can tell it’s not working when you roll back under the hood of your project again.
“I’m fine, Ghost. I’ll just eat later,” you growl, and he probably should leave it at that. His broken instincts click and spark in the back of his skull though, an urge to examine his pack mate- soothe them, maybe.
How did Gaz usually do it? His nest was always clean and nice, he usually coaxed Ghost into laying down and taking a nap in the omega’s nest. He purred too, let Ghost relax on his chest and fall asleep to the vibrations.
Hm.
That must be what you needed.
You let out a shout that Ghost ignores when he yanks you back out from under the car. You thrash and kick at the alpha, snarling and yowling when he yanks off your welding mask-
“Simon- quit it- let go-!”
Puffy eyed. Your face is red and wet, and those broken instincts are suddenly pounding at the inside of Simon’s skull. He lets out gargled chuffs, hugging your body tightly against his and rubbing his masked face against you. Your teeth try to sink into his shoulder, only to shudder when you get a face full of pheromones instead. Usually Simon isn’t very good at using his, relying more often on physical presence since his glands worked poorly on good days, too thick with scar tissue to properly fill a room.
Somehow, the need to soothe you makes something in him work- old alpha instincts that are gnarled and twisted howling with desperation. Of course your arms go limp, huffing and sucking in deep breaths of your lieutenant. It’s almost cute, how fast you settle against him- that snarling dog you were mere moments ago fading like smoke.
He carries you like that all the way back to Gaz’s nest, your body clinging tightly to his massive frame the omega yips and jumps at the sight of you two. Circling the pair of you, his own pheromones blanketing you as the man wraps you both in blankets.
“I knew something was wrong, you should have been honest, pup! Now look at you both, all tuckered out hm? Simon, you did such a good job, such a good alpha,” Kyle cooed, scratching under the man’s chin and pressing kisses against both of your heads. Simon’s rumbling became louder, pleased alpha mixing well with the omega’s calming scent. You felt high, drooling and blinking tiredly against Simon’s tit- his rumbling rattling your skull just slightly in this- super satisfying way.
Your eyes finally closed when Gaz curled up against the two of you, face tucked into your hair as you drifted off to sleep.
Maybe being cared for wasn’t so bad.
Just feelin' up his man :3
Dog trainer!reader who specializes in poorly trained or reactive dogs, helping kyle out with his Belgian malinois who seems hell-bent on chasing and biting anything that moves. You're firm with the dog, steady and unwavering in your command so it knows it can't get away with anything.
You walk kyle through your process, help him build confidence in working with her. He's an amazing owner, just falls into the trap of babying his girl too much, no shame there.
You offer to work with the German shepherd you see around his house too, the one that lays on the porch to watch you work, tail wagging the whole time. You're a bit confused when kyle laughs and says "oh, he's a special kind, love. He'd be too happy to learn from you."
All the while German shepherd shifter!ghost is watching you give commands like a hawk, fantasizing about what sort of commands you'd give him. Christ, was it a good idea to stay over at gazs during leave.
Tattletale
Simon "Ghost" Riley x f!reader x Johnny "Soap" MacTavish
Simon is a stubborn man. He fucked you once but wanted you to initiate the second time. You on the other hand were too stubborn to give in to the man staring daggers at you from across the bar. So in an act of desperation, Simon cooks up a plan starring his favorite Sergeant. Too bad you're a very clever girl.
Contains: very little plot, unprotected sex, d/s ghoap dynamic, filming during sex, orgasm denial, oral, daddy kink, semi public fingering, double penetration, not edited in the slightest
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You'd let him fuck once.
A fuck that Simon had earned by getting in between some drunk dickhead and you, his chivalry manifesting itself as wetness in your panties. You let him walk you home and split you open on his cock, two things you normally didn't do.
Not saying it hadn't been worth it, it absolutely was.
He fucked you like an animal in heat, arching your back with your ass in the air as he pounded his long cock inside you over and over again. One hand was gripping your hip so hard he left bruises. His other hand was wrapped around your face, covered in the spit and drool you were leaking out as you moaned into his calloused palm.
HOLY REBLOG OF SIMON GETS FUCKED BY JOHNNY IN THIS ONE HE SUBS AND BOTTOMS OHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD THANK YOU JOHN MACTAVISH !!!!
You stitch up the head of the mafia
Keegan!mafia au x nurse!reader
18+||fluff|| part 1?
The rain pounded against your door as you slammed it shut. And you were left absolutely soaked in your scrubs. Much good your umbrella did after a long ass shift.
Your apartment was darker then usual. All of the lights off. Something pricked at your consciousness when you could have sworn you left the living room lamp on. Now almost everything was pitch black. Occasionally illuminated by lightening.
Feeling goose bumps climb onto your skin, you turned on the kitchen light. Just random paranoia, you told yourself.
Until there was a click behind you, followed by a low voice. "Don't move."
Your heart lurched in your chest. But you didn't move another inch. Someone broke in? They sounded like they were just in the living room. You didnt have many valuables, your just a nurse starting your career, no real money to speak of.
"Turn around." He demanded again. It was followed by a quiet pained grunt.
You did. Shaking. Your legs almost collapsing beneath you. "Please...don't shoot." You managed.
He was on your couch, his black hair plastered to his face with either sweat or rain. A gun pointed at you with one hand but the other was holding onto his side. Your eyes widened when the blood became apparent..
"You're a nurse, correct?" He asked. It was hard to deny it when you had scrubs and your hospital ID on and well, a gun pointed at you. You nodded jerkily. "I have a GSD. Stitch me up and I'll be on my way."
You hesitated. The only reason you're still alive is because of his wound. Once he doesn't need you he could just shoot you. "I'll pay you, get on with it." He said, a palor coming to his skin.
Deciding it better to listen, you ran and grabbed your first aid kit. Turned on the lights and looked at his wound.
He was wearing business attire strangely enough. You tried not to pay mind as to why he had this kind of wound. Your fingers worked carefully as you cleaned the area. The bullet appeared to have went in cleanly, staying intact. Getting it out was another story.
He tensed as you prodded. The gun was still in his hand but no longer pointed at you. "I...apologize if I scared you. It wasn't my intent."
You almost paused. He was apologizing? His head tipped back when your finally reached the bullet, groaning quietly. "How did you get this?" You asked.
"Bad decision making skills." He said, gritting his perfect teeth. You tried not to look at his face too much, but his eyes, icy blue, were hard to ignore.
"Why my apartment?" You asked again. Grabbing a needle and then thread.
"Window was unlocked and it was the first I stumbled on." He explained. Sounding so...casual. It was almost reassuring. "I just got lucky when you were a nurse."
His hands flexed when you threaded the first needle through. Then again. But he was taking the pain fairly well. You could tell he was still staring at you. Crouching near the couch to take care of him. Didn't think you'd be doing that on a Monday. "You're beautiful."
This time you did pause. Looked at him and furrowed your brows. He smiled a bit. "What? Surely you already know that, love."
Heat flushed your cheeks and you cleared your throat. "It's hard to take compliments from someone who broke into my place and pointed a gun at me."
He chuckled. "Fair enough."
A few moments later you finished the job with wrapping a bandage around his torso. Making sure it was tight enough to staunch any bleeding.
You slowly stood up. He watched. Like a predator sizing up its prey. But he didn't move. Only watched. Your heart raced none the less. Waiting. "Well?" You said quietly.
His brow quirked. "Well what?"
You shuffled from foot to foot. "What happens now?"
"You get your preety little self in your bedroom and I will leave. And clean up the mess." He said, gesturing to the blood.
"Just like that? No killing me, no taking all of my money?" You asked, purely confused.
He laughed. Actually laughed. Your face burned. "Baby, I dont need your money. And you just saved my life. It's the least I could do."
"Oh," you said. Not sure how to feel. What do you say when someone you thought was going to kill you, doesn't kill you and calls you pet names? "Will you be okay?" You finally asked.
He sat up, perfect features pinching. "I'll be fine." Then looks at you. "Thank you, for helping me."
You should pull away but you dont when he grabs your hand and presses a soft kiss to it. "Im indebted to you."
Oh. Oh wow.
You blush for a whole nother reason. Then you walk away.
♡
The next morning the birds are chirping outside your window. Upon waking, youre immediately bombarded with the memories of last night. The man, the wound, the gun...the kiss.
Quickly you get up. Opening the door slowly. It smelled like cleaner. Invading your nostrils but in a pleasant way.
The blood was gone. You have to stare at it for a moment cause it looks like as if it was never there to begin with.
You looked around your apartment, wondering if he was still here. Then your eyes land on an envelope and a single rose.
There was no note, but a massive wad of cash. Hundreds of dollars inside. So much you had to pinch yourself and see if you were dreaming.
He did all this?
The rose stem was completely trimmed of its thorns. You stared at it for a long moment. Wondering if you would ever see him again.
Okay, we got a new one, boys.
Close enough welcome back Chekov's gun.
Prev you can’t bury this in your own tags
ID: A screenshot of tags left on the tumblr post. They read "#it's actually kind of a reverse Chekhov's Gun #Chekhov's Gun says "If there is setup there must be payoff" #Asimov's Tail says "if there is payoff there must be setup" #and I think the tail is also important #a tail is not something you'd expect to see on a character unless explicitly pointed out #someone stepping on the tail not only reveals its existence but also tells us things about it #eg it's floor length sensitive and the character either can't or won't keep it out of the way of foot traffic #the upshot seems to be "acclimatise your audience to things they don't understand before you use them" #you don't need to explain how a gun on the mantelpiece works in the same way you need to explain how your protagonist's tail does" End ID.
Small fae reader, who is found by 141 in a glass bottle on some superior officers' desk. You were lethargic from lack of fresh air, your wings were weak and lacked the usual bright color most fae had, and you didn't even flinch when John lightly shook you in your bottle.
"Kept you around as a good luck charm, did they?" He hums as he gently shakes you out onto his palm. You turn your head towards him weakly, whimpering nervously when John curls his fingers around you. "Shh, it's okay. I won't crush you."
True to his word, he kept you safe until they reached the safe house and put you into a more suitable temporary home. "I've never seen a fae in real life before." Kyle whispers as he tries to peak at you through the slates of your cage. "Are the myths true? About their magic granting good luck to teams?"
"Not if you mistreat them. You saw those sorry bastards." Ghosy grunts, shooing Kyle away from your cage. "That's why we get to take care of them."
By the time you were feeling more awake, you were able to take in the space around you. It was a large enclosure, bigger than anything you'd ever had before. Plush moss, smooth rocks laid down in paths, twigs, and some beautiful flowers fill the area, making your dull wings flutter in delight.
"Oh, hello, little fae. How are you feeling?" You jolt slightly when you hear a voice, the same voice that rescued you. You pull some of the fern leaves away from the glass, grinning when you see his bearded face. "I assumed you would want more privacy in your little home."
"It's very nice. But I'm very hungry." You tap your tiny palms against the glass eagerly. "Do you have strawberries?" John chuckles as he gently opens your jar, placing down two strawberries and a small cupful of honey.
"Get your energy back, little fae. You'll fly better when you're full."
Beware of scams.
Sorry, not a drabble, but I wanna remind everyone not to get themselves scammed.
Reminder, don't change your password to something someone else tells you. Don't contact support through any way except the official ways. Don't give out any information about yourself online. Be careful about links you press on, don't enter any information on a fake link. Be careful about what you download, only download from trusted sources. When downloading applications (especially from unsecure sources, but also including on other, possibly trusted apps!), be especially careful. On desktop, run a malware scanner occasionally, especially if you feel your pc is unusually slow, laggy or noisy. Remember to occasionally clear cache and cookies, especially on mobile.
And a special reminder that if someone dms you "hey, I accidentally reported your account!", then that isn't true. Your account is fine. They will tell you to contact support through other apps, usually discord, possibly whatsapp. Don't. Do not contact support through any ways except official, even if you feel pressured because they tell you your account will be deleted soon. Some of these have gotten quite good and will send you a fake document. The fake support may send you a "certificate". It is a fake. Do not follow their instructions. Report any involved accounts, often times these got hacked themselves. If in doubt, ask support through official ways. If you did follow their instructions, immediately change your password.
Also, not scams, but be very careful about which information you give out online. People can be dirty liars, and even if they're not trying to scam you, they don't always have the best intentions.
Stay safe online everyone.
johnny and simon both eat like dogs. like you could actually feed their meals to a dog. sweet potato, ground beef, and whatever veg was about to turn rotten. and no seasoning. time can’t be wasted on seasoning in their household.
dinner is a fleeting affair. both of them hunched over their bowls and inhaling. you’re staring at them in shock as they devour their flavorless, meaningless slop.
then to the couch for tv time. you feel a bit like a zookeeper that’s just thrown a limb of mean into a lions enclosure. the beasts fed, and now they lick their paws and relax.
they don’t even like the two teams playing on the television right now.
“why don’t you two come to my place tomorrow for a change?”
“wot? something wrong with our flat, dove?”
“no, no! of course not!”
they may look like lions but they frighten easily. the last thing you mean to do is scare them off.
“course not, just thought a change of pace might be nice?”
they share a weary look. change isn’t their favorite thing, not after years of strict military routine. they agree nonetheless. and they show up right on time, no surprise there.
they share another weary look when you ask them to take off their shoes before coming in.
“i made dinner. just something light,” you smile despite knowing dinner was far more effort than you care to let on.
johnny barrels towards the kitchen. “what’s the occasion, lass? you did all this for us?” and you shrug.
“just thought i’d thank the two of you, y’know. you’re always around to lend a hand.”
they just gape at you like there’s no brain activity happening within their thick skulls.
“well, have a seat then.” you gesture towards the set table with proper cutlery and a vase of flowers in the center.
you bring them both their plates of food, no ground beef, or sweet potatoes, or cottage cheese. and they hunch themselves over, ready to inhale as per usual.
“hasn’t anyone taught you how two to take your time?”
they stare at you again. just as stupidly as they did moments ago. this time they’ve gone silent because both of them are half hard beneath the table.
“going slowly makes it better, you know. not everything is a race.”
and that’s how you end up with simon between your thighs and your back pressed against johnny’s chest as he rubs your shoulders.
“slow, right? that makes it all better?”
simon is rolling his hips agonizingly slowly, dragging his cock against your warm walls.
“simon, faster please,” you beg him. he’s been going at this for the better part of an hour.
he tuts at you. “none of that. you wanted slow, you’re getting slow.
“that’s not—not what i meant,” you pant. you roll your head back to look at johnny, hoping he might help you out. he just brushes your hair from your sticky face instead.
“dinner was nice, sweetheart. now enjoy your dessert.”
Lil eepy post cus why not.
So imagine you're out at a pride, right? A big one. You travelled to a large city for this, having been invited by a couple of friends and hey, you want to meet them again, join the demonstration, and maybe you'll even hit someone up!
And boy, you're having a blast. It's loud, it's full, but after getting over your initial anxiety you start to enjoy yourself more and more.
You don't meet anyone you'd like to approach, and neither does anyone approach you. While some people do look hot, they either aren't in your age group or are already taken.
You don't worry too much about it though, after all, this wasn't the main reason you came here for.
By now, your feet start to hurt. The pride march is over, although the mood is still high and you're still laughing, making your way to the nearest transport station, seeing a guy with a "kissing station" sign.
You smile and laugh at him, ready to tell him it's a cool sign, thinking that he wants to be kissed. A little confused when he points at you — does he want you to kiss him? What is going on?
But you realize a few moments later when he points at another guy, then you again.
"You two, kiss!" He cheers.
You're caught off guard. You're usually a rather shy person, you haven't even had a one night stand, and kissing a stranger?
The guy seems just as caught off guard as you.
You've gotta admit, he's hot — wearing a black mask that covers his mouth and nose, walking with three other men, which were grinning at the sight.
You approach him, a bit surprised at yourself, but deciding to live a little.
You were also maybe a little drunk.
You lean in a little, eyes flitting up to him, looking at where his lips are hidden underneath the mask.
Should you? Would he even be comfortable with it?
You divert. Simply choosing to kiss his cheeks instead, ready to pull back again already.
This sufficed after all, right?
Simon looked at you in shock as you pulled back from the kiss. This was not how he had expected his day to go when he had came with.
But then again, fuck it. Might as well.
And so, he pulled his mask down. Leaned in and kissed you on the lips.
Your soul seemed to have left your body for a second there.
And then you grabbed his chin, pulled him down towards you and kissed him, long and deep. Lips moving against eachother, basically making out.
His friends whistles accompanying the scene.
The Civilian's Field Guide to Task Force 141
So you know how Price, Ghost, Soap, and Gaz all enlisted when they were practically kids? I cannot stop thinking about how that means the military basically raised them, like they know how to dismantle a rifle blindfolded, patch a sucking chest wound, and conduct recon in hostile territory, but put them in a normal house, in a normal neighborhood, in a normal environment and suddenly it’s game over.
Which is fine, whatever- until they get assigned to go undercover in some suburban cul de sac and have to act like normal civilians. That’s when the cracks start to show.
Because they’re bad at it. Really bad. By Day Three you have already decided that the four men across the street are either undercover agents, aliens trying out human cosplay, or the weirdest polycule of gay men on the eastern seaboard. Because how the fuck do four fully grown men collectively fail to figure out how to operate a lawn mower or light a grill without a column of flame visible to the ISS?
Or: A comprehensive log of why your home insurance premium is about to skyrocket.
[The Lawn Mower Incident]
[The Grill Incident]
[The Pantry Incident]
[The Grocery Store Incident]
[The Washing Machine Incident]
[The Trick or Treat Incident]
[The Stalker Incident]
[The Christmas Incident(s)]
[The Power Wash Incident]
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Thinking about mer!reader who was born in captivity meeting mer!ghost who was born wild...
You both meet in a mer sanctuary, you having been rescued from an aquarium going bankrupt and ghost under treatment for a boating strike. You've never seen another mer before, but the strange creature in your tank undeniably is one, that much you instincts tell you.
But....but he's so big, bigger than anything you've seen before! You doubt he could ever comfortably fit in your tank! Just looking at him makes your fins flutter nervously, hiding in the rocks on the shelf built into the pool.
He keeps peeking into your cave, chirping and churring in a way that makes your instincts perk but you don't really understand. Safety? Pod? You don't know.
Meanwhile, ghost is losing his mind.
This strange mer is too damn small, and he keeps trying to ask "are you okay? I'm safe, did they hurt you?" But all it does is squeak like a pup and hide!
Ghost can't fit into the tiny cave with the mer, and his instincts are already freaking out because he's separated from his pod! He needs to protect the weird pup!
....how the hell the workers intend to care for you when ghost is at risk of drowning anyone who tries, they have no idea.
Request fill for nonny who wanted captive vs wild mer!!!
Okokok this is great I love this I want to shove this fic into my chest and keep it locked inside my heart
BUT WHAT IF
Actual child mer!user that has been born and raised in captivity meeting Ghost. Actually, yknow what, the whole 141 pod.
You've been rescued from a "collector", being kept as a pet in a small, lonely tank all your short life so far. You don't know any other mers. You can't communicate and you're smaller than you probably should be at your age.
The mer rescue, unfortunately, doesn't have any free regular tanks anymore, and they don't entirely want to isolate you any further either.
So they decided it'd be best to throw you in with an established, adult pod, even if a wild one, especially since this one has a history of taking in pups and returning them to their pod.
The workers have high hopes for you hopefully socializing a little in there. If they were lucky, they could acclimate you enough to release you into the wild later on.
And so, you are rolled from the stretcher into the water, chirping in distress as you swim around, the tank being big enough for you not to spot the other mers yet.
Until you see a shadow fall over you, hear a curr, and look up to see a huge Orca mer swimming above you, looking at you.
You dart away at the sight, manage to crawl into a hiding spot and not come out for the next few hours.
But you keep seeing the Orca mer in front of the entrance, and a couple of other mers too. Chirping and curring and clicking and cooing at you, but all of them are huge and scare you.
It's four, you notice. Four mers that try to approach you again and again. The Orca mer you've already seen, a salmon shaped one, one with black markings on the fins, and a huge dark brown mer.
You've refused to come out until evening now, when you smelled food in the water and you realized how hungry you were.
Seeing as there seemed to be none of them around for now, you dare crawl out of your little hole and swim closer to the surface to get some of the food you had noticed.
Only to scare when you notice one of the divers approach you. You're about to turn around to try and swim away, only for a deep growl to resonate behind you, making the human back off.
You don't understand any sounds they've made so far. However, even you could interpret this one.
You whip around, seeing that Orca mef behind you, and quickly try to dart away, downwards toward your little hideout again.
However, before you get the chance to, two arms wrap around you from behind, the blacktip shark having been too fast and now holding you in place as the pod chirps and coos at you, basically inspecting you.
Meanwhile all you manage to do is instinctually squeak and cry, which earns you some head pats and some churring.
The 141 is absolutely consumed by their parent instincts for you.
They don't quite know why you had been added to their tank after it having been only them for the past few weeks they had been here while Price, Ghost and Soap recovered from their injuries with the fisher boat incident, but they sure as hell weren't about to let you out of your sights again.
A small little pup, apparently young enough to not be able to properly communicate seeing as you only managed to squeak in response to their "Pup? Pod? Pup? We're safe, are you okay? Are you hurt?" and their constant "It's okay, you're safe" instead of being able to properly communicate.
They decided not to try and drag you out of your hiding spot, waiting for you to come out instead yourself.
And when you finally emerged, Ghost scared the absolute shit out of the diver, showing that protectiveness over you before Gaz grabbed you and cooed at you, eventually passing you off to Price who held you like a baby pup.
Noticing you hadn't ate yet, you were getting fed small pieces of the salmon that had been tossed in, torn into even smaller pieces in order for you to eat and digest better.
You aren't let go for the next couple of days, someone always holding you, cooing at you, not being let out of sight for even a second.
The scientists, on one hand, are delighted to see how well the pod has taken you in. You're basically their pup now! If you just manage to grow a bit now, it'd definitely be safe to release you into the wild along with them.
They are, however, not so delighted at not being able to reach and inspect you anymore now, a diver nearly getting torn to shreds just for trying to touch you.
But it seemed like a small price to pay in comparison to their huge victory... Even if they had to find a way to deal with this now.
btw if you’re kink shaming people, I hope you know that every single person who reblogs this post and I are shaming you
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
my friend has a tumblr account but DOESNT know this… life is so empty
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