i am the fastest draw in the wild west
they count down from ten
i pull my gun
i shoot
there is a bang, then silence
my opponent stands unharmed and confused
i have hit my foot
it takes .02 seconds
the crowd cheers behind me as i slowly bleed out

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Peter Solarz
we're not kids anymore.
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@keepitintime
i am the fastest draw in the wild west
they count down from ten
i pull my gun
i shoot
there is a bang, then silence
my opponent stands unharmed and confused
i have hit my foot
it takes .02 seconds
the crowd cheers behind me as i slowly bleed out
i relate to the diary of horace wimp on a personal level because i, too, want a wife
current mood: wishing I had enough confidence to rock my desired aesthetic
Infomercials are weird it’s either you’ve memorized it or you saw it once and are 98% sure it was a dream
It’s so weird how many verbs we get just by adding ed to different body parts the english language man
Me, as a freshman: why does everyone hate freshmen so much???
Me, my first day of sophomore year: oh
“There are many things I’m willing to share, but my bed is not one of them” sounds really profound until I remember that I yelled it at a bug on my pillow at three in the morning
"Knock the sucker out"
—friends don't let friends drive drunk
You: so what's your favorite band
Me: oh, BoC
You: what's that stand for
Me: I don't know actually lol
Me, internally: I never want to utter the phrase "Bump of Chicken" aloud in my entire life
Jaws: *was a scary movie about a man hunting shark*
People: sharks are scary! and terrible!
In the heart of the sea: *was a scary movie about a man hunting whale*
People:
Me:
People:
Me:
Me: but
I heard a kid say “snap like butter” in reference to girls’ bones today but like…. have you ever actually felt butter cause that shit does not snap
What if you froze it?
i don’t know lemme try
update: i have tried and failed to snap frozen butter
and now my hands are buttery
I heard a kid say “snap like butter” in reference to girls’ bones today but like…. have you ever actually felt butter cause that shit does not snap
What if you froze it?
i don’t know lemme try
My mom: stop pacing so much, go outside, take a walk!
Me: but pacing is wa-
My mom: why do you spend so much time on fanfiction? why don't you read a book or something
Me: i mean actually a lot of fanfi-
My mom: you always wear your hair in a ponytail, do something else with it, try tying it up
Me: *looks at the camera the office style*
STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters… S.T..R … My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance) They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid’s husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don’t die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this… STROKE IDENTIFICATION: A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough. RECOGNIZING A STROKE Remember the ‘3’ steps, STR . Read and Learn! Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke. Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions : S * Ask the individual to SMILE .. T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg ‘It is sunny out today’). R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS . If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher. NOTE : Another ‘sign’ of a stroke is 1. Ask the person to ‘stick’ out their tongue. 2. If the tongue is ‘crooked’, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke. A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved. And it could be your own.
First reblog post that actually saves a life.
This is a life-saving post.
the more you know
yeah don’t think that this can’t happen to you or someone you know if they’re young. my cousin’s wife is 33 and she had a stroke last year
I’ve had a stroke. It happens to people, and the more you know about this kind of stuff, the better.Because it could be important to know.
LIVE SAVING. WOOOAHH. REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG
Had a family member almost die of one, so signal boosting because you never know when you could save a life.
Because I feel bad if I don’t reblog…
My mother died after being paralyzed by a stroke. Please read this^
I remember a while ago here in UK there were stroke-identifying adverts. Their catchphrase was FAST:
F- Face: is their face fallen on one side?
A- Arms: can they raise both their arms up and hold them there?
S- Speech: is their speech slurred? Can they speak a full sentence?
T- Time: if all the signs show a stroke, call 999.
We managed to save my nana with this information when she had her first stroke.
As someone who has had a stroke, I appreciate this
I learned FAST, too. Never forgot. Just in case.
TIMING is so important! When you see someone that might be having a stroke, tell the hospital/ambulance what time you believe the stroke started because there is a roughly 3 hour window (sometimes more or less depending on hospitals) for when clot specific medicine can be administered and for it to be effective. So once you identify I stroke, try and remain calm, but act quickly.
You: you've got something on your shirt
Me, obsessively wiping at whatever it is: I don't really care thanks though
Can white people stop rolling up random food and calling it sushi?????
I heard a kid say "snap like butter" in reference to girls' bones today but like.... have you ever actually felt butter cause that shit does not snap