Oh, Your Ass, Jen. Your Ass Is Gonna Get Reamed.

hi im rachel.

[intheheartofautumn]

Not today by Martlet

[phobso]

Frames form “7 sons: Jaikarn”, my current comics

[phobso]

[boorno]

off sick

[lunablivion]

Can anyone else not wait until Fall so they can return to dressing in clothes that they actually like?

[pietriarchy]

[keepyourfedoraaway]

new blog

my new main blog will be an inspiration blog under the url laced-milk so if u want to follow me there u can

[thepartysatmels]

I think the saddest moment is the crack you hear in someone’s voice when they are talking about something very upsetting but trying to be strong. Courage is underrated.

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[evilfgt]

[raduyev-deactivated20150601]

[bluecohosh]

we totally startled each other; i said a bad word and he hissed at me. then both chilled and observed for a while, i said i was sorry and he posed for the camera before we calmly went our separate ways.

[blackgirlsvevo]

friend: yeah I have a healthy and happy relationship w/ my dad

me: okay… that sounds fake but okay

[keepyourfedoraaway]

Douchey boy on train: So, you’re heading into Manhattan?

Me: Yes…?

Him: Cool, cool. If you want I could give you my number, take you on a tour?

Me: I am actually from the city, so I’m good.

Him: Nice, nice. I go to COLUMBIA.

Me: That’s great.

Him: Columbia is an Ivy League.

Me: I’m aware.

Him: So where you go to school? I bet you’re a women’s college type of gal, am I right?

Me: Nope.

Him: Aww, too bad. I wish we had girls like you at Columbia, but I guess you can’t be pretty AND smart.

Me: …

Him: …

Me: I go to Harvard.

[awesomequacker-deactivated20151]

there are asexuals who are entirely disgusted by sex

there are asexuals who are fine talking about sex but aren’t willing to have it themselves

there are asexuals who like sex in theory but not in practice

there are asexuals who dont really care for it but are happy to do it for someone they love

there are asexuals who enjoy or even love the stimulation of sex but have no actual need or craving for it; its just like any other activity to do with someone and can easily be replaced with literally anything else

there are asexuals who do have a sexdrive but its only triggered by a strong emotional attachment rather than physical factors

there are a whole bunch of asexuals and if i hear “lol so ur like a plant” one more time i swear to fucking god

[ultrafacts]

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[snowvic]

[mitchmajor]

This is it. This is the whole show.

[strangeasanjles-deactivated2019]

I’ve been laughing for years.