Grandma This Isn't Bingo

Me, an intellectual

[officialfist]

[phoneid]

Nokia 6103

[skoomabong]

[tourfilm]

oh yeah heres my collection of 2021 headlines that i forgot to post when the year ended

[memewhore]

[prayeristheanswer1-deactivated2]

The trilogy

[snommelp]

I love that it was international backlash that kept this cat in a library in a town of less than 20,000 people, out in the suburbs of Fort Worth, Texas

[batsandboba]

oh boy i’m sleepy. surely i will go to bed at a reasonable time tonight

[batsandboba]

by talos this can’t be happening

[swordkitty]

[entishramblings]

oh.

[sidebyside-withafriend]

oh

[duckduckgryphon]

@gallusrostromegalus

[gallusrostromegalus]

That’s EXACTLY what it is, and I will henceforth be referring to recipie blogs as “in they style of Tolkien”

[cerullos]

this is still….so funny

[unknownknights-blog]

It was

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

Great thing about this episode is they blew the whole VFX budget for the season and basically the entire music budget on Tainted Love and Toxic that it resulted in cheaper effects and a cheaper score for the rest of the season and they really didn’t have to do that.

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

no, I digress, they did have to do that and aren’t we glad they did

[pissvortex]

wtf do you mean adult content this is completely platonic male bonding

[parakeet]

Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs

[deathwarlock]

you got camouflaged dude. If you were frog prey...... hoooo boy

[keeponmovingalong]

The Crown writers after the Meghan/Harry interview with Oprah

[wadey-wilson]

when ppl ask why i’m nice to the low-wage workers

[imalreadydashingthroughtheno]

[missjukebox8bit]

Most corporate social media accounts use memes to try and appear hip with the kids so they’ll buy their product but the Sparknotes twitter account is clearly just run by a literature geek who was told they could make memes about old books and is having the time of their life doing just that

[doodlemeimpressed]

Australia is going to execute a pigeon

[doodlemeimpressed]

they’re going to kill my man Joe the Pigeon

[doodlemeimpressed]

HE WAS PARDONED

[commanderfreddy]

HE WAS FRAMED IS WHAT HE WAS

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

So your blog is mainly about cats and hating men? Sounds like a cliché, old cat lady in a novel. Lonely, sad life

this is me calling the police 

[blindforlove-deactivated2017010]

me to my therapist: yeah idk I’m pretty good!

me to my tumblr followers: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. at night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

listen to me. are you listening? i’m looking directly into your eyes. pay attention. the reason baby yoda is popular is because he’s a puppet. if he was cgi nobody would even care about him. remember that.

[tahthetrickster]

[photo id: Twitter post from James L. Sutter/@jameslsutter: “I hereby propose Henson’s Law: Even the best CGI will look crude in 10 years, but awesome puppets will always look like awesome puppets.” end id]

[intensional]

using the new editing abilities on the Facebook messenger for a good cause

[trickytwitch]

me: *turns up to court in a fursuit* “hi I’m your public defurnder :3c”

[flanneldragon]

me: *tears in my eyes begging the judge* ill plead guilty if you arrest them too