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it/its (3pp preferred) | https://keilar.pet | mir is a fallen angel

[hemipenal-system]

there are a lot of things about suspension bondage that are cool but one of the best ones is how entirely vulnerable it makes you if you can’t reach anything to grab or push off of

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you

[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

[nyanletnest]

bwaow

[creepymutelilbugger]

"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"

"prosper stupid poultry"

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

[thedogeveryonehates]

new fav video just dropped

[end0skeletal]

Lily Moth (Polytela gloriosae) and Caterpillar (x x x x)

[gallusrostromegalus]

I love nature. Look at this animal. It’s made of bowling alley carpet. Beautiful!

[creepymutelilbugger]

fearsome fangs friday!!!!!!!!!! bite everyone

[nyanletnest]

bwaow

[michaelnordeman]

Western jackdaws/kajor busy gathering nesting material. Värmland, Sweden (11 April 2026).

[alteredpanel]

weaponized thought projection

[creepymutelilbugger]

i can't imagine a world in which i haven't put this video on my page

[inkary]

"it's time to surface, (unintelligible, possibly "back to people), the vacation is over. oh blyat, a grenade. what sort of moron keeps the...-boom-"

[spainy-spoon]

Can't help but appreciate how well the body language translates through VR.

The frantic head turning while looking for a place to stash the grenade, the double take as they realize the drawer they chose was FULL of grenades, and the "WTF" hand gesture as they point in disbelief at the drawer full of grenades? Chef's kiss.

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

POV you’re Wile E Coyote

[ophilosoraptoro]

No translation neccessary

[memeuplift]

[facelessurgeons]

zoh shia aimless design nonsense

[blurds]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

[luxshine]

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

[falconratesbirds]

14/10 doing his best

[littleguysdaily]

[ootori0704]

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