keke's moustache is my spirit animal

late 20s | 🇭🇺 | any pronouns

[subcas]

[shrike-artist]

«Just don't hang your hopes on me».

The Canadian race weekend is just absolutely exhausting for me.

[probablily]

I just love it when things are earnest like everyone get more earnest now

[feketeribizli]

[isengard]

messy femlew to start the morning :3

[sebchalesbian]

Can someone write a fic where George Russell does this

[lukedjarinsblog]

wasn't able to do a fic but I did do an edit

[dearreader22]

yes the race was amazing unless my favorite didn’t get the result they wanted, then it was horrible

[eightyonefour]

landoscar²

[estebanbicon]

[george-russells-lawyer]

just started a peaky blinders fanfiction where my author's notes, alongside ranting about my own work, will also be used as a shameless George Russell awareness campaign.

[brasilando]

the comparison between kimi antonelli and ayrton senna is starting to feel like propaganda

[saintcedes]

[grbambi63]

🥹🥹🥹🥹

[thespiresleeps]

moots are sick of me bringing up the time Max teared up after George said he wasn't sure if he'd trust him again after Spain :3 so I must torture the dash with it

[thespiresleeps]

i know the target audience here is very reduced but do you ever think about max giving george flash tutorials on how to get successfully dommed by his gf

like actually in the most hetero way possible (just the usual amount of UST between them but wcyd) george really wants to be straddled and maybe talked down to and maybe used and demeaned and maybe cradled softly and kind of patronizingly but he's too balls-deep in heteronormativity to see this as a legitimate option until the one day he just so happens to spot kelly grabbing max's face Like That with just the tips of her fingers in that way where you can tell her nails must be stinging a little on his cheeks (which are getting squished) and max is just all boneless and puppy wagging tail like :3 while still managing to give off hostage situation vibes and it kind of rewires george's brain entirely you know. and he's like wait why do i keep looking things up on google (am i a worthy man quiz) when i've got the source material right here. so he goes up to max like hey uh so like how exactly did that- i mean, how does one end up in your situation. max obviously is like well after you win your first wdc you of course get a lot more bargaining power in your team and if they still don't listen to you then you can go somewhere else that does- and george is like no (you moron) how does one acquire your, uh, girlfriend situation. to which max is like well first of all she is my girlfriend so you simply don't second of all i'm telling carmen third of all you are an idiot. at which point george clobbers him on the head with a hammer maybe and tries to wipe his memory of any of that happening ever - but instead of doing that and because he is george he starts babbling nonsensically about manhood and wanting to be taken care of and knowing how to pleasure a woman and toxic masculinity and all that bullshit that goes into one ear and out the other but he's being pathetic enough about it that max understands what he means like on a soul level and takes pity on him and he's like bro you've got to stop being a pussy and spread cheek. you have got to get so much more pathetic than this. you have got to be willing to put carmen's shoes in your mouth and chew and say mrrrrrghh yummy but what if she thinks it's weird and offputti- okay man doesn't that make your dick like super hard though. think about it. to which george has no answer because it's true and it does and he thinks about it and his dick is hard. so max goes on like dude you have got to stop thinking of your dignity as an asset. it's a resource and it's replenishable which means you can exhaust it. and if you are a stupid puppy like me then you exhaust it all the time okay. does it make you any less of a man? yes no you do not care because your brain is empty and you are a stupid dog okay george. and george is like woof. the end. they don't fuck about it because an rpf universe exists where millionaire athletes find the thought of cheating on their partners very painful and it's this one. kelly is like max maybe you should let this guy plow you if he doesn't mind me watching telling him if he's doing it wrong. you're kinda obsessed with him get it out of your system okay. and max is like no i mean he's like way worse of a stupid puppydog than me you can't screw two bolts together kelly i just wanna help him get a proper leash. rrruf. the end. again.

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[aina-txt]

now that kimi’s leading the championship everyone’s comparing george to nico from the brocedes era, but where it really gets good is when you look at nico early into his career. everyone calling george a little bitch would absolutely HATE williams nico