Honestly, as a German I can not quite understand the obsession of the English speaking world with the question whether a word exists or not. If you have to express something for which there is no word, you have to make a new one, preferably by combining well-known words, and in the very same moment it starts to exist. Agree?
Deutsche Freunde, could you please create for me a word for the extreme depression I feel when I bend down to pick up a piece of litter and discover two more pieces of litter?
um = around
die Welt = world
die Umwelt = environment
ver = prefix to indicate something difficult or negative, a change that leads to deterioration or even destruction that is difficult to reverse or to undo, or a strong negative change of the mental state of a person
der MΓΌll = garbage, trash, rubbish, litter
-ung = -ing
die VermΓΌllung = littering
ver- = see before
zweifeln = to doubt
-ung = see before
die Verzweiflung = despair, exasperation, desperation
die UmweltvermΓΌllungsverzweiflung = β¦
This is a german compound on the spot master class and I am LIVING
#my german is still too basic for this but I desperately want a compound word for how much these compound words piss me off
das Monster = monster
das Wort = word
der Groll = grudge, anger, malice, rancor
der Monsterwortgroll = β¦
MonsterwortbildungsimitationsunfΓ€higkeitsverzweiflungsgroll
die Bildung = formation
die Imitation = imitation
un- = un-, in-
fΓ€hig = able
-keit = -ility
die UnfΓ€higkeit = inability
der MonsterwortbildungsimitationsunfΓ€higkeitsverzweiflungsgroll = anger about the inability to imitate the formation of monster words
Linguistikfehdenhandschuhwurf
die Linguistik = linguistics
die Fehde = feud
der Handschuh = glove
der Fehdehandschuh = gauntlet
der Wurf = throw
der Linguistikfehdenhandschuhwurf = throwing down the linguistic gauntlet
*slowly backs in fear*
@shiplocks-of-love, @thatswhywelovegermany
MonsterwortbildungsunfΓ€higkeitsangstverzweiflungsrΓΌckzugsecke
Monster=monster // wort=word // bildung(s)=formation
unfΓ€higkeit (s)=incababilityΒ // angst=anxiety
verzweiflung(s)=desperationΒ // rΓΌckzug(s)=retreat // ecke=corner
=the corner in which you retreat when youΒ΄re desperate because of your fear when being unable to form monster words
*eye twitch*
But what I want to see now is two germans arguing over the construction of one of these monster words.
@shiplocks-of-love I donβt think that will happen. The words make perfect sense. I think if German is your mother tongue you get a feeling for combining words, like aΒ
MonsterwortbildungsgespΓΌr
Monster = monsterΒ
Wort = wordΒ
Bildung(s) = formation
GespΓΌr = intuition
;-)
Sprachirrgartenbelustigungsbeitrag
die Sprache = language
β’ irren = to become lost (also: to err, to be mistaken; to wander, to stray)
β’ der Garten = garden
der Irrgarten = maze, knot garden
β’ be- = prefix with a variety of functions: ΒΉas part of a compound word, it denotes a processing or change of state; Β²as part of a compound word, it denotes a touch; Β³as part of a compound word, it denotes a more intensive preoccupation with or thematization of something; β΄it forms from a noun an adjective with a pseudo-participle form because the corresponding verb does not exist; β΅as a prefix, it forms aΒ transitiveΒ verb from a previously intransitive verb; βΆas a prefix of a verb, it shifts the focus and thus changes the sentence structure
β’ lustig = funny
β’ -ung = suffix turning an adjective/adverb into a noun
die Belustigung = amusement, entertainment, merriment
der Beitrag = contribution, article in a newspaper or magazine, posting on social media, input to a discussion
Bloody love this language <3<3<3
The thing is, since in German you have to decline/conjugate many words in relation to the noun they are refering to those monster words actually serve a purpose of making the language simpler. A common example is a (as in any) red wine (ein roter Wein) as compaired to the compound a red wine (ein Rotwein). If rot is an adjective it has to be conjugated: der rote Wein - des roten Weins - die roten Weine - and many more. But it if rot is part of the noun you only have to decline Wein: der Rotwein - des Rotweins - die Rotweine. So, die Verzweiflung ΓΌber die VermΓΌllung der Umwelt is way longer than UmweltvermΓΌllungsverzweiflung and you would have to know three grammatical genders and the wordsβ respective declinations. Whereas for UmweltvermΓΌllungsverzweiflung you only need to know that Verzweiflung is grammatically feminine (die) and its deklinations.
English could have monsterwordforming if it werenβt a fucking coward
(you could totally have a monsterwordformationlinguisticgauntletthrowdown in English but you tend to separate the clunky words out with spaces or at the very least dashes so it would be monsterword-formation linguistic gauntlet-throwdown)
Also note that the paraphrase die Verzweiflung ΓΌber die VermΓΌllung der Umwelt needs a preposition. And all of this, the need for prepositions, articles and finally declension, makes Germans feel hacking a concept into many small words more awkward than naming it in one big composite word.
@talesofsorrowandofruin
