/lɪŋgwɪstnəs/

• langblr & lingblr • 26 • (they/he) • 🇩🇪 (native), 🇬🇧 (C1/2), 🇸🇪 (B1/2), 🇫🇷 (B1), 🇨🇿 (A1), 🇳🇱 (beginner) • BA in anglistics, now studying tourism • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️•

[linguistness]

Hello there!

My name is Espen and on this blog i post about langblr and lingblr stuff!

I'm a native German 🇩🇪 with a bachelor's degree in anglistics & currently studying tourism

I'm currently learning:

English 🇬🇧 (C1/2)

Swedish 🇸🇪 (B1/2)

French 🇫🇷 (B1)

Czech 🇨🇿 (A1)

Dutch 🇳🇱 (beginner)

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My Masterlists:

-> My Linguistics Masterpost

-> Masterlist for learning languages

-> My German 🇩🇪 Masterlist

-> My English 🇬🇧 Masterlist

-> My Swedish 🇸🇪 Masterlist

-> My French 🇫🇷 Masterlist

-> My Czech 🇨🇿 Masterlist

.

Also, you can always send me asks or requests about anything! My answered asks can be found by searching for #ask, #ask response or #request

[byjove]

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

[byjove]

[agardenintheshire]

i present to all you german speaking demon blood sam stannies:

monsta by culcha candela!sammy

idea by @sitttinginmytincan + i obv neither own the song or clips, just the bad editing is mine xoxo

!!!sam haters do not interact!!!

[what-even-is-thiss]

What they don’t tell you about speaking multiple languages is that your brain does not in fact have a box labeled Spanish and another one labeled German. Instead it has a box labeled “Not English” and sometimes when you’re talking or writing in one of the languages you speak it will just start pulling random words from that box.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I just wrote down “Tengo eine Katze” and then put my head in my hands

[treibholz-des-universums]

fuck this

*entwackels your pudding*

[treibholz-des-universums]

You get it

[crowsaresongbirds]

Die Schweden waren wirklich on to something als sie sich entschieden haben nicht niveau sonder nivå zu schreiben

[swordi001]

My blog isn't a safe space btw. It failed the last TÜV inspection due to lack of handrails and Notausgangschilder

[linguistness]

War is over

(i finally got my Indikationsschreiben to get top surgery)

[kuhjungewieduu]

fick jkr und fick die neue harry potter show, der einzige hp content der 2026 noch konsumiert wird ist harry podcast & die synchros

[daemadness]

die ärzte are up to something but no one knows what exactly. This is their website atm:

The eyes are blinking and random colours flash there at the background, and it looks like on April 1st it was 10 blinks, and today on April 2nd it's 9 blinks. So, a countdown to something perhaps? 👀

[linguistness]

Gods i fucking hope so, i wanna see them live SO MUCH

[stadt-wien]

Nur die Homosexualität kann uns jetzt noch retten.

[tessabennet]

Er: Junge,

Ich, ohne Ausbildung, ohne Auto, ohne Festanstellung, ohne eigene Praxis, mit Löchern in der Hose und Nase, mit lauter Musik und mit Freunden, die alle Drogen nehmen: 😶

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

My friend just sent this in the group chat, we got the new gay or European 2026 update

A rigorous diagnostic. 15 questions. One uncomfortable truth.

[german-enthusiast]

checks out i guess?

[linguistness]

Well well well...

[single-nachtmahr-in-your-area]

Bringt mich ins Altersheim, die Jungspunde auf Reddit lassen sich von ihren Omas erklären, wie man aus dem Katalog bestellt.

[einloukrativesangebot]

this is very funny to me

[calebwittebane]

very fond of the usamerican ideas of what their nation is known for which are completely incorrect. "apples! our true national fruit! and apple pie!" nobody associates apples with the united states. all of asia and europe has apples and i believe most of south america as well. everywhere that has apples also has some sort of cake/pie/pastry with apples in it. i cant stress enough just how much nobody in this world associates apples or apple pie with the united states of america. "universities! science!" look, man, the reason america has so many extremely prestige schools and science research centers is because it is an absurdly wealthy country. with like a completely insane gargantuan military budget--funneling a lot of money into research that is relevant to the military and weapons technology, and a lot of it is. and college fees are insane too. so like hey man if the university of garbaggio bumfuck slovakia had that kinda cash and resources i bet theyd discover a couple new elements. like whatever man. "sweets! snacks you can't buy anywhere else!" dont make me laugh. you and your crispy pop crunch crisps crunchy corn crisp pop crunch crunchy sweet crisp candied crispy pops

[calebwittebane]

i will tell you right now what the united states of america is the land of. listen close. it is the land of crazy cults, and imperialism

[pupucino]

racism, capitalism, and hamburger

[official-german-gaming]

Laugengebäck my beloved

LAUGENGEBÄCK MY BELOVED