kelpysaturn @kelpysaturn - Tumblr Blog

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

myspace

Xbox (2001)

lindleland

i should fuck my xbox

nevercure

Honey, put your glasses on

You've been washing the dishes with quilava again

jaybler

Live action remake

blue0909

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

literally my dad

Having ADHD is so stupid I feel like Dora the Explorer asking my friends where I put my phone even though it is literally right behind me

depressedcryptographer

Asking for touch as an aspec is so weird like “hey, please touch me, but not in a sex/romance way, just in a human contact way. Interact with my body’s touchscreens. Punch me in the face or something. Please. I’ll take anything at this point.”

Edit: of course everyone here has blanket permission to tag this as Blorbo from their Shows. We love seeing representation, implicit or explicit.

mousegirlheart

STOP DOING REMAKES AND SEQUELS TO VIDEOGAMES NOBODY ASKED FOR

I'M SICK OF IT

MAKE SOMETHING NEW AND INTERESTING

humormehorny

Can I make one exception?

mousegirlheart

CHOOSE WISELY

humormehorny

Skyrim

mousegirlheart

EXCEPTION REVOKED WITH PREJUDICE

phantomrose96

Personally? I would never deny Hiromu Arakawa her right to a short bratty braided blond character in a kickass red coat

phantomrose96

Invent a look this iconic and I think you should get to use it in every series.

phantomrose96

mousegirlheart

finger your local mousegirl today!

salamanding

this comic was originally meant to be a metaphor about my current depressive slump, but o was ironically too depressed to do more than 7 pages. i also didn't realize that it's kind of just Kafka's Metamorphosis but ✨for girls✨

contemptible-scoundrel

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

contemptible-scoundrel

I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants

pukicho

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.