Nerdy Bullshit

Amy. Bi. She/Her. Older than you. Avatar courtesy of @lgbtqia-aesthetics.

[pileofknives]

"I bet it doesn't hurt that bad, I don't have time for this shit."

[ampersandvich]

"at least one"

[sexhaver]

now this is a gender binary i can get behind

[carnival-phantasm]

Very generous of them to describe it as the "Thinking Period"

[retiredmahoushoujo]

They correctly excluded the outlier Electroshocks Georg

[natalieironside]

There's a lot of discourse about what the label "bisexual" really means so I'd like to clarify that "bisexual" means that it occurs twice per sexual, NOT once every other sexual.

[cheddar-baby]

[cheddar-baby]

[predawnchloroform]

[raevenlywrites]

Not to be confused with Lawful Chaotic, which is creating as much chaos as possible by following the letter of the law, usually to ridiculous extremes.

[link-the-feral-anon]

They’re best friends too

[whataboutthefish]

just saying…

[veliseraptor]

being an adult is a weird combination of wanting to sleep all the time but also reacting to it being your bedtime a little like a toddler who doesn’t want to take a nap

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

So Army of the Dead fired Chris d'Elia for being a fucking sexual predator. The problem is they had already shot the whole movie. So how did they move forward? They edited out the whole man and instead threw TIG NOTARO in the whole movie via green screen and special effects. Oh, and her promo images? A gift to the gays.

[owlschemes]

What a beautiful time to be a queer woman

[spiroandthelacktones]

elon musk vs jeff bezos death match, winner also dies

[lookninjas]

[daakureisaiko]

[moony-meavys]

Yet another series 4 recap, honestly the amount of gina linetti quotes you could recast with donna is staggering.

[pissvortex]

wtf do you mean adult content this is completely platonic male bonding

[kelspots]

It says friendship right in the title!

[thebootydiaries]

trying to understand this note I left myself 5 years ago

[hanorganaas]

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

[loopedgifs]

Otter Slide 

[flirting-with-psychology]

Hello from the

[marvel-lous-things]

Me, in tears, halfway through writing a 300 word essay: I can’t do this anymore

Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:

[sanerontheinside]

Inconvenient Truth: these are the same person

[elfwreck]

Yeah, well, I can’t stretch out that review of 16th century economics by adding a gratuitous hand job.

[aryashi]

#not with that attitude you can’t

[danielkanhai]

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

[sassy-spoon]

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst

[thatsthat24]

The Annual Valentine’s Day Excuse 💘