DragonQueen

my name is pumpkin, but not really. i like fandom things. my life is an eternal quest to find more food. come to my bosom. here are some links to things i write: Dollhouse Banesgate also, i cross stitch a lot and my grandmother thinks that's awesome. why yes, my username does mean "boy whore" in Aurenfaie, thanks for asking.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

when Junkrat kills an enemy Roadhog and it triggers the “who’s on top now?” voice line. there’s no heterosexual explanation for that

[iwilleatyourenglish]

this voice line was deemed inappropriate and not included in the Russian translation of the game

[cheaphalloweencostume]

there is no heterosexual explanation for that

[thefreemanmd-deactivated2018120]

Yes there is. Kill count, like Legolas and Gimli.

[nintendodirectaction]

ah, the heterosexual friends, Legolas and Gimli.

[paper-mario-wiki]

Visit Original Link

And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe

I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus

[inquirens]

dragon age 2 is just a tumblr gothic post turned into a game

the family mansion is beautiful, even if the cellars still smell faintly of blood.

the church is dirty and the sewers hold salvation.

you prefer to think that you never get lost in caves because of your unerring sense of direction. that’s definitely it.

all things considered, you’re really quite uncertain who deserves the title of demon these days.

you can no longer stand the scent of lilies.

[james-winston]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Rob Beckett

[suigintou]

the fucked up thing about job interviews is that everybody Knows that youre just there because you need money to stay alive, everyone Knows that the companys interests are in your mind secondary at best to you having a home and not starving, but they still need to hear you beg and tell them how much The Company means to you and how great an opportunity it is to work for them its so masturbatory 

[kemenios]

As someone who performs interviews regularly, I am here to assure you that I do NOT want to hear you wax poetic about how great the company is, nor am I interested in hearing you beg for a job. All I want to know is if your skills and personality are a good fit for the position, and provide you with expectations for the job.

That’s it. That’s literally the extent of the interview process. And it’s a very important part of hiring new staff, because I have no intention of wasting your time OR mine if you’re going to be a poor fit anyway. I don’t expect you to kiss my ass, I expect you to be honest about what you can do and who you are, and understand what you’re getting into so you can decline the offer if it’s not gonna suit your needs.

I really don’t think any of us care about anything more than a steady paycheck, and I have literally never been party to an interview where I had to circle jerk the company in order to accurately represent myself. Be real during your interview. Be genuine. Represent yourself honestly and accurately. Show SOME knowledge of the company or field. That’s all any interviewer wants.

[treasuresofrule]

I’ve been asked in several interviews why i wanted to work for their company, and then had to explain “oh well you see, uh, i’ve always longed to work at a chain book store ever since i was 6, etc”.

[kemenios]

Again, that's a question of you being a good fit. They're not asking you to kiss their ass. They genuinely want to know if you have an interest to work there. Are you going to be a good fit for a retail bookstore if you're not an avid reader? Probably not. Doesn't mean you won't get hired there without an interest, but they need to gauge where your skills are best suited.

Don't read much? Okay, maybe we'll need to reserve you for stockroom because some customers want to get book reccs from floor staff. Or maybe we can use you in the Cafe. Or perhaps you genuinely would not be a good fit for the hiring position, and they would rather hire someone who is passionate about books, because you would be miserable trying to feign interest in something you're just plodding through to make a buck.

There is a reason for every question asked. And again, if you represent yourself honestly rather than just giving them answers you think they want to hear, you'll probably have an easier time of it overall.

"What made you apply for a position with Books Are Noble? Why do you think you'd be a good fit here?"

"Well reading has always been one of my hobbies. I enjoy fantasy novels most, but I tend to hop around genres. So since you're looking for someone who can give great recommendations and bond with customers on a personal level, that's an area I'll exceed in."

[suigintou]

the fucked up thing about job interviews is that everybody Knows that youre just there because you need money to stay alive, everyone Knows that the companys interests are in your mind secondary at best to you having a home and not starving, but they still need to hear you beg and tell them how much The Company means to you and how great an opportunity it is to work for them its so masturbatory 

[kemenios]

As someone who performs interviews regularly, I am here to assure you that I do NOT want to hear you wax poetic about how great the company is, nor am I interested in hearing you beg for a job. All I want to know is if your skills and personality are a good fit for the position, and provide you with expectations for the job.

That's it. That's literally the extent of the interview process. And it's a very important part of hiring new staff, because I have no intention of wasting your time OR mine if you're going to be a poor fit anyway. I don't expect you to kiss my ass, I expect you to be honest about what you can do and who you are, and understand what you're getting into so you can decline the offer if it's not gonna suit your needs.

I really don't think any of us care about anything more than a steady paycheck, and I have literally never been party to an interview where I had to circle jerk the company in order to accurately represent myself. Be real during your interview. Be genuine. Represent yourself honestly and accurately. Show SOME knowledge of the company or field. That's all any interviewer wants.

[mysharona1987]

[theartofanimation]

Exellero  -  http://exellero.tumblr.com  -  https://www.artstation.com/artist/exellero  -  https://vk.com/exellero  -  https://twitter.com/exellero  -  http://cghell.com/images/16504

[b-illustrations]

some marauders sketches ~ something I’ve always wanted to do xD

I just adore them and I want a series about them.

[incorrectmarauders]

Sirius: It seems like bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Remus: Padfoot, you don’t have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.

[gyullim-deactivated20200224]

nier;nekomata

[theatsthetic]

when your furry friend is a coward

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

whats agriculture

[xtec]

THIS

[musterniillustrates]

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The Shitty Horoscopes Anthology is now funding on Kickstarter

shitty horoscopes book xi: illuminate

amrit brar | musterni | 2016

website | instagram | read the whole series

[paperwaspnest]

[thyrell]

a necromancer is just a really late healer

[thyrell]

“you’re too late, doc, he’s…he’s already dead…”

*cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing

[anonymouscrane]

growing up is watching your younger sibling get taller and taller until they finally surpass you until you’re left a diminished pride and  memories of when you were the supreme sibling