[kendr-a-nne]

giving this blog a theme doesn't really work when it consists of whatever word vomit is in our short-term memory, so let's keep it (kinda) short:

kendra - cosmere lover, book reader

anne - the gremlin, the worm, the amoeba that plinkos around my skull like an erratic game of pong

nova - dreamer, rememeberer, pattern screamer

misc. facts about us:

- won our high schools mario kart tournament back in '72. shit was wild

- conservation bio student (we are so fucked)

- proud blahåj & estradiol enjoyer

- we can do a surprisingly good knocked loose impression

lightning flashes in a supercell. mammatus clouds hang overhead, like boobs.

[kendr-a-nne]

Am I imagining it or does this part of The Way of Kings foreshadow Mistborn Era 3?

[r-of-the-parks]

[aro-aceattorney]

There is a really funny synergy between two deltarune theories nobody is considering

bonus:

[incorrect-quotes-of-the-cosmere]

Dalinar, writing in his diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

[kendr-a-nne]

been obsessed with a pair of conceptual pants that I want so bad but idk if they actually exist:

- sturdy (so I can wear them at work)

- high waisted

- baggy

- cargo pockets

- convertible (can be zipped off into shorts)

i have not found anything even close to what I am imagining and it's so frustrating

[kendr-a-nne]

sandersons whole "vorin ppl think left hands are sexy" thing is funny and all but I think it's really funny how this implies that gloves are underwear

[kendr-a-nne]

band merch is usually expensive but tell me who decided to make a hoodie $135 us fucking d

[draconianthorns]

maybe the real Lord Ruler was the junko enoshima we made along the way

[kendr-a-nne]

hoid monotuah

[kendr-a-nne]

never thought "zoomies" could be a side effect of a medication but here we are (zooming)

[cottoncandylesbo]

let's fucking go i just got called a "weird little freak" by a really beautiful woman . we're gonna make it out alive

[swagophile]

*makes you green for 1 frame without telling you*

[boccher]

penis poll

ball

dick

ball

Voting ended onMay 25

[kendr-a-nne]

me approximately six months ago

[eradacted]

It may not be that deep, but I have a shovel and I will make it as deep as I want.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

High key what House of Leaves is meta about

[eradacted]

I know not what House of Leaves is but I wholeheartedly trust your comparison and I shall take it as fact!

[asteroidtroglodyte]

House of Leaves is a book about a man trying to explore the inside of his new home, which proves substantially more difficult than should be possible, due to its non-Euclidean dimensions.

Except that House of Leaves is actually about a documentary about a man trying to explore the inside of his new home, which proves impossible to document properly, due to its non-Euclidean dimensions.

Except that House of Leaves is actually about an academic paper, which itself is about an alleged documentary about an alleged non-Euclidean home, but none of this can be verified.

Except that House of Leaves is just, like, this fucking stack of papers I found in this old dead guy’s apartment, and, like, I don’t even know if its his or what because like both his eyes were gone and he didn’t have any degrees or anything. I tried asking my friend from the tattoo shop about it but she was fixing up this thumper tattoo right above a girl’s pussy the whole time we were talking; like Thumper from Bambi, and I’m not gonna lie man I was pretty distracted and I just couldn’t [XXXXS XXXX XXXX. XXXX XXXX XXX X XXX XX XXXXXXX XXXXXX XX XXXX XX XXXXXX XXXX XXX]^*

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* Editor’s Note: House of Leaves is a metatextual examination of the ability for a minor inconsistency in measurement, which might have been ignored by a normal person, to cause an all-consuming obsession spiral in the sort of person who is academically trained, obsessed with documentation, or overtly pedantic, and-

“Johnny, please, I’m your Mother; I know I have a lot to apologize for but I can’t, not unless you return my letters; are you even getting my letters? I send one every week you know, but I think that nurse keeps them from you, keeps you from getting my letters, because I know, I know my sweet Johnny would never leave his poor old mother rotting away by herself in this horrible drafty ward if he was getting his mother’s letters, would you, sweet boy? I know she’s stealing my letters from you, she’s always touching my things, even though they haven’t moved I know she’s touching them I know she keeps you from me I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know [there’s a limit to what you can know. Some folks bump up against that limit and bounce right off and keep swimming, and some folks, well. Some folks SPLAT]I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know [they just gotta keep digging away at it. Even when it’s not that deep, they just… grab a shovel and keep digging. Lord knows what motivates them. A kind of Madness I suppose. Some folks find GOD in that madness. Not much of a believer myself]I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know

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I know you’ll visit me for Mother’s Day, won’t you?

🧿

*Editor’s Note: he did not

[thisislifebutthisisntliving]

This is my favorite tumblr post of all time

[official-house-posts]

Official House Post

[the-5-and-a-half-minute-hallway]

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[halimaidmf]

You think you can't be plural because there aren't any other voices in your head?

You already have one. Her name is tinnitus.

[aj-moment-deactivated20260416]

She's not nonverbal she knows how to say the letter e and loves to do it more than anything

[kneelb4kesha]

Brandon Sanderson is interesting because in the majority of his body of work (especially his main cosmere universe) he kind of sits down across from you and says,

"Listen, even if an omniscient God or a godlike being is real, most religions are built on only a bit of truth and mostly upon myths designed to keep order among the populace. This order creates, designs, and enforces rigid roles for racism, classism, sexism, and homophobia. It excuses and handwaves, if not outright encourages, colonialism and oppression."

and you're like "Mr. Sanderson, aren't you a card carrying member of the Church of Jesus Christ and the Latter Day Saints?"

and he's like "don't worry about that"

[kendr-a-nne]

patiently waiting for my new antipsychotics prescription to be filled like a dog waiting for its owner to get home