~Pastel Demon Royalty~

Slytherin | 60% Exhaustion | 40% Bitterness There's copious amounts of pretty much anything here. I used to tag everything I posted but I've pretty much given up on it. Save for Recipes, Recipes for Life, those Horoscope/Signs things and the liveblogging I do on Saturday nights. -My Personal Blog-

[pocketss]

when you are just hanging out

[rocktheholygrail]

Happy Indigenous Peoples’ Day!

[dutchster]

[cfw-deactivated2011119]

don’t blame women for the fact that someone they trusted betrayed them in such an intimate way

solidarity with my ladies

[lacigreen]

for real i’m so sick of everyone blaming women when their asshole partners share their PRIVATE, CONSENSUAL pictures with the public

[acecorvid]

[x]

[matingseasonmustache]

THIS IS FOR EVERY GENDER

[carthix]

I don’t remember the name but there was a case where a woman sued her ex for sharing the nudes she send him and she won because she consented to send him the nudes, not to public them anywhere.

[mrevaunit42]

If I remember the post correctly you can sue people who leak them due to the fact while there was consent to send them, there was not consent for distribution. So sue away!

[sea-anon]

Yeah it’s called revenge porn and it’s a class 4 penalty punishable by 1-3 years of prison and a fine up to 25,000

If this happens to you don’t keep quiet about it. It’s not shameful to be a victim.

[biofomission]

Revenge porn is a crime, know your rights

[politijohn]

[bankston]

A long, but very important and on-target read!

[uesp]

Did You Know: There are usually four different spouse reactions types to houses you can live in; Arrogant, Neutral, Nord, or Orc? The reactions for a player-built house, for example:

Arrogant: “Fine, when we’re not fending off attacks by wolves. Or bears. Or giant spiders. Honestly, what were you thinking, sending us out here?”

Neutral: “Fine, love. I think the fresh air does wonders for all of us, and this house… it’s just perfect.”

Nord: “Fine, fine. Living out here on our own will take some getting used to, but I think it’ll be good for us.”

Orc: “Better than ever. Nothing like living off the land to teach you how to fight, how to survive. We’ll have a little warrior on our hands in no time.”

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

Once again, Orcs prove to be the superior option.

[sindri42]

non-orcs: the house you built for me with your own hands is fine… I guess…

orcs: this place is awesome but it’s gonna be even better once we’ve fucked on every horizontal surface

[feministism]

[crtter]

Raccoon dogs are incredibly cute creatures in general but I think one of their best traits is how different they look with their winter coats vs their summer coats

They go from “yeah that looks like a canid alright”

To “not when I shift into maximum FLUFF”

[latenights]

no offense to me or anything but what the fuck am i actually doing

[bieddiediaz]

hannah gadsy roasting the shit out of men in douglas (2020)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[official-portugal]

twitter

[belldomar]

A quick translation:

Dude: OK, guys, let’s assign the disasters. Hum, tsunami. Who wants the tsunami?

2004: Yeah, I’ll have the tsunami.

Dude: OK, 2004 has the tsunami. 2012, do you still want the asteroid?

2012: Nah, no need.

Dude: Cool, let’s schedule that for 2030. OK, 2020, I have-

2020: FIRES.

Dude: OK, we can do fires, no problem-

2020: NUCLEAR TENSION.

Dude: Fires and… nuclear tension?

2020: PANDEMIC.

Dude: 2020, you can’t just- just have EVERYTHING-

2020: KOBE BRYANT DIES IN A HELICOPTER ACCIDENT.

1986: Wh-who’s Kobe Bryant?

1347: Heli-what?

Dude: So, you’re asking for fires, nuclear tension, a pandemic AND the death of basketball legend in your year!?

2020: TILL MARCH.

Dude: C’mon. Guys, help me with this.

1986: I would say something, but… CHERNOBYL! Oops, am I right?

2014: At least you still have the twin towers.

2000: Wait, what do you mean?

1347: I agree that 2020 is pushing it-

1945: YOU’RE LITERALLY- You’re the high point of the Bubonic plague!

1347: Oh, much apologies, Sir TWO ATONIC BOMBS!

1945: It’s ATOMIC, you f*ing medieval-

1347: Who are you calling medieval, G.I. Joe. Go play with your-

1945: Here we go again-

2000: Now, seriously, what-

1: Y’all want BREAD?!

1347, with a funny accent: Look at me! I have ME.DI.CI.NE.

[weaselle]

the comedic timing really carries even when you don’t speak the language

[arsuf]

Horizon Zero Dawn: The Frozen Wilds  ▪  36/?

[yonkou]

[mayhw]

THIS is peak Levihan comedy

[nite-wing-deactivated20220418]

[savethelastdan]

me scrolling through Inuyasha episodes to find the Sango-centric ones