Who else will take my white ass to Six Flags?

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[kenkurogue-999]

🎨🚨!!!Commission Page Update!!! 🚨🎨

Hi all, I gave my commission guide a fresh new update, since it's been about a year since my last one. If you have time/money to help an artist pay bills, please be sure to check this out! So, without further ado:

And as always, if you have any particular questions about my art or any specific information, please feel free to reach out!

[hecateisalesbian]

GUYS HOLY SHIT

[ismenes]

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[kenkurogue-999]

July 23rd can't come soon enough omg

[crabussy]

when a man and a woman in a piece of fiction get to keep having a delightful friendship dynamic instead of losing all their interesting traits to become the 580000th het couple ever

[kenkurogue-999]

Hey so uhhh since TLLK is supposed to center around death and grief…

And the plot follows King helping recover Luz’s memories…

…This means there’s a nonzero chance she’ll end up reliving her father’s death.

[moringmark]

[itssjanedoe]

[s-h-a-s-e]

[goodfriendo]

i wonder what they're gossiping about

[jmawork]

had to draw them

[sarakipin]

Hello, Avatar Pavi!

Made this little print in preparation for SDCC 💜 every day that goes by brings everyone closer to meeting her! I'm so excited 😭

[pipindus]

[obligatorymorningfart]

Hi Joe, I'm trying to find the drawing you did of Roxas saying "but who will take my white ass to Six Flags" to xion. Do u still have it

MIGGS!!!!! But of course

[mgs5]

[hamlettheedane]

imagine u meet louis de pointe du lac at the club and u offer him a sip of ur white monster and he says No thanks I already have one of those

[nihilisticlinguistics]

adulthood notes:

The Rodeo Rule: you only have to do it for the first time once.

The Rohan Rule: if you are at a social function full of new people and you want to be liked, find someone doing important work like setup or food prep and offer to help.

The Tutorial Mode Rule: to navigate an unfamiliar situation where you fear you will mess up an interaction, preface the interaction by mentioning that you've never done this before, and let them know if you have a specific concern or question.

The Rocket Science Rule: most new things you want to try seem very complicated but are simple when taken step by step.

The [X] Will Remember That Rule: if you need to make small talk with the same person on a regular basis, try to save one fact or current event in their life from a given conversation and bring it up next time you talk.

The Cool Binder Rule: by wearing clothes and accessories that are to your taste instead of trying to blend in, people will be more likely to compliment you and show interest in you as a person.

[obligatorymorningfart]

comic for #makeaterriblecomicday2024

[kenkurogue-999]

Idk how much it’s been said already but after seeing the finale I think everyone owes Ragatha an apology