My Favorite People Wear Green

Teen Wolf. Hockey. The Dallas Stars are both the best and worst thing in my life.

[insomniac-arrest]

why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳

[thedogeveryonehates]

kind of a milf. reblog

[asharomi]

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

[avatardoggo]

oh

GROOVE WITH ME BABY

[lizluvscupcakes]

Ya gotta have

✨⭐️ SOUL ⭐️✨

[voidgremlinguege]

DONT STOP ME NOW!

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[serenity-bitty]

reminds me of

the shellfish allergy NO NO FUCKING S HRIMP OR HE D IE post

[p1netre3s]

reminded me of this

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[warandpeas]

Are you reading this on the toilet? Nice!

Are you reading this on the toilet AT WORK? You're a legend.

Are you reading this on the toilet AT WORK, WHILE CRYING, and the comic is the ONLY thing that has CHEERED YOU UP ALL DAY? You are precious and the reason we're doing this!

PS: If you're on the toilet at work and you're the CEO:

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[chronicallyhomoerotic]

this is a poem. To me.

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[eventually--darling]

The zipper merge requires a level of cooperation and goodwill that the citizens of this great country have never once displayed

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[yorkshirearthurdent]

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

[beyond-a-name]

they should make chatgpt automatically redirect to coolmathgames so you can actually fucking learn something

[captain-price-returns]

[sailor-arashi]

[connorwyndham]

MODERN FAMILY (2009–2020) 1X02 « The Bicycle Thief »

[hucklerobby0bsessed]

This is so S1 Whitaker-coded

[necromancelena]

found a tail that's looks just like mine and it's pissing me off... might just catch it and show it a thing or two....

[necromancelena]

dizzy 😵💫

[depsidase]

[eptck]

you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.

you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.

you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.

you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.

you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.

you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.

you have to be kind. you have to be kind.