[kenobi]

You’re not the first Jedi to come through here.

[thelibrarybat]

[freezeframe]

You may be wondering how I got into this situation. That's good. Keep wondering. If you pay close attention to the rest of this movie and employ your critical thinking skills, you may find that the answer unfolds as it goes along. Sometimes it's good not to know yet, and to wonder. Sometimes that's the entire point.

[unfreezeframe]

[onion-souls]

Slenderman is a tall good boy and there’s nothing wrong with tormenting and killing amateur filmmakers

[arbor-viridanus]

What did amateur filmmakers ever do to you

[onion-souls]

I live in New York City

[transpotato5]

sometimes i forget that i need to talk to my friends in order to talk to my friends

[uwillneverknowwho]

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

[kenobi]

every now and then i’ll check on the star wars ao3 tag and there’ll be a new glup shitto people are writing about. who the fuck is jaster mereel

[natalieironside]

We are the daughters of ppl who had kids

[more-than-ideas]

Molly Malone Cook. Helping the Traveler, 1965

[playburo]

Julia Fernandez

[deliverancefromfear]

[shittyidea]

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

[lamignonette]

[srdcovka]

[thememedaddy]

[not100bees]

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

[nixpunk]

[pokeballvictimized]

hey there welcome to superpower school, where we teach you to use your dangerous superpowers in a school-like environment. here's your syllabus. as you can see, this class will consistent entirely of occasional world building lectures of no use to anyone who has actually lived in this world for more than a day, and unsupervised practical assignments that place your life and the lives of everyone near you at risk. also we have a tournament arc in around 50 chapters that will inevitably be rife with cheating and will be infiltrated by people who actually for real want to kill you. grading will be on a curve.

[dogpuppy]

[the-meest-me-ill-ever-be]