The Dumbass

I’m a dumbass but I like turtles and coffee. I’m also Gen Z and will 100% throw hands with racist homophobic asses

[kermitsbae]

Sometimes I like to stare at people and giggle under my breath.

My family doesn’t appreciate it.

[kermitsbae]

That moment,,, when u text ur new mutual,,, and they be like ‘I know where you live’,,, so I’m like,,, creepy,,, but then,,, I look at the account,,, and it’s actually,,, ur mean sister

[kermitsbae]

So I just learnt that the day after tomorrow is called ‘overmorrow’????? Why do we not use that word????

[kermitsbae]

As a proud asexual I have two moods: “what does ‘horny’ feel like” and “why do sloths get to sit around all day while I have to do shit???”

[kultklassic]

I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realized’

[kermitsbae]

Did all y’all spend hours dipping your fingers in candle wax or are you normal???