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I once watched an anime. I was scared, confused, and a little turned on. I screamed, the end. (Mobile Banner by: sansurperdesi)

[kershkabob]

me @ Matt Watson

[gaming-punk]

Life is Strange (2015)

Happy 5th Anniversary, 30 January 2015.

[anexperimentallife]

If you're a man, and a woman friend confides in you about how shitty men are, it's because she considers you one of the good ones--someone it's safe to vent to. Don't ruin that vibe with some "not all men" crap. She knows. That's why she's talking to you. You don't have to say it; she's already telling you, just not in so many words. If you were one of the ones she was talking about, she wouldn't be confiding in you about it, so instead of getting offended, you should feel honored, my droogie.

[shittymoviedetails]

Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone

[orgyporgy]

The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander.

[foxyclock]

FINALLY we’ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse

[the-last-page]

The dream sequence in season 1... the key... it makes sense now

[skiplo-wave]

Anytime Mr robot starts off with a flashback

Sam Esmail:

[deanky]

Really like that angry beavers episode where their cousin visits and it is real beaver

[deanky]

and they jsut keep calling him a freak

[goblin-sovereign]

[yoda-official]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[senatorgana]

[didyouknowmagic]

The slow surrender of his hand is everything. 

[becks-tea-blog]

This video gave me life

[ekjohnston]

Here are fifteen of my favourite seconds from the internet.

[thegrayship]

tiny padme: *reaches for darth fucking vader’s hand and kisses it like nothing’s unusual*

vader: *looks into the camera like he’s in the office*

[ampervadasz]

Best game

[cloudfreed]

I LOVE this game because it’s like 7-8 people all participating in a game to entertain ONE big dog and that’s amazing

[sharky-g-deactivated20200216]

[xian-in-april]

[bitchstew-deactivated20240821]

give’em whiplash

[fuckyeah-animalcrossing]

[frenchifries]

he is a FROG he must be kept MOIST

[kameik0]

Enjoy some Classic StarWars Bloopers.

[takineko]

Harrison Ford eating his mic is still my fav

[angelrinisadork]

The fact that Hayden Christiansen is such an absolute klutz is my favorite

[lvlnarrative]

I love the stormtroopers. That just could have been left in the film.

[apprenticenerd]

AHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAAHA

[shensis]

let’s abolish all clocks, the concept of time itself. live by sunlight. primal instincts and internal clocks ONLY

[steveandbucky]

when is the next bus getting here? its a surprise :)

[grouchythefish]

That’s no different from how buses already operate (:

[awkwordalex]

The opposite facing smilies is a really specific energy that I don’t know how to describe but am definitely afraid of

[the-awkward-turt]

There are more species of ladybug than mammals. There are more species of weevil than fish. The average animal is a beetle.

Show me an “animal-lover” who hates insects and I’ll show you a hypocrite.

[mooncustafer]

There’s a saying that goes something like “If you attempt to understand God through His creation, you will soon be forced to conclude He has an inordinate fondness for beetles.”

[ink-the-shitposter]

“the average animal is a beetle” is so profound it opened my fourth eye WOW

[revretch]

I will continue to reblog this to remind people that beetles are just the insect order that has the most species most readily distinguished by the human eye, on account of many being relatively large and having distinct colors and patterns. There are far, far many more parasitoid wasps, but they can be so small as to be microscopic, and many species can be distinguished only by examining their genitalia.

[doctorguilty]

[angelsaxis]

But reylo really is the most heterosexual ship out there because the man’s violence and anger and general immaturity are taken to be romantic and the woman’s clear feelings of disgust/hatred/fear of the man are completely ignored.

[petropascal]