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This blog is dedicated to putting that dopey embarrassing grin on your face in public. Smile dangit!

[morgology]

don’t fret, bongo cats will annihilate bad vibes

[prideprejudce]

she weaponized her gag gift im crying

[leorioismydad-deactivated201809]

i cant control myself bc of that picture of the ugly little horse its quiet in my classroom and im rlly about to die in here i cant laugh

[leorioismydad-deactivated201809]

I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM IM CRYING IN CLASS

[leorioismydad-deactivated201809]

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[fuckinginfrontofmysalad]

oh my god

[shencomix]

[esichovequechova]

[wanderingtycho]

This is what Kurt Cobain wanted.

[catbountry]

He would fucking love this.

[pro-gay]

WHERE’S THE FULL VERSION OP

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Not use collective punishment as it is not fair on the many people who did nothing and under the 1949 Geneva Conventions it is a war crime.”

[nu11-pointer]

Wait it’s a fucking WAR CRIME?!?! I mean that might not be 100% accurate but now I gotta know

[tlitookilakin]

holy crap, collective punishment is a war crime.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Geneva_Convention#Collective_punishments

and according to the exact legal phrasing-

No protected person may be punished for an offense he or she has not personally committed. Collective penalties and likewise all measures of intimidation or of terrorism are prohibited.

This technically counts, as students are civilians, and thus considered a “protected person”. So yes, collective classroom punishment breaks the fourth Geneva Convention, and she should be rewarded for standing up for human rights and doing her research.

[squided]

Power-move: accuse your teacher of a war crime using knowledge they supplied you with

[woke-butt-deactivated20181011]

[pokephotographr]

I laughed at this too much

[incorrect-overwatch-quotations]

Reaper: You got the stuff?

Brigitte: -opens jacket to reveal seven cats-

Reaper: The deal was eight.

Brigitte: I’m just the delivery girl -hat meows softly-

Submitted by hewwo

[peteneems]

[weeniebagel]

Happy mothers day

[unrestricteddeimos]

Luigi did you lay this egg

[taylortut]

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

[taylortut]

i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)

anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”

and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything 

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

You pleased a mad fae trickster

[lewdteddy3-deactivated20181129]

[grymmoires]

[inexplicably-gaining-followers]

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

[daglout]

This text thread brought us into a new age

[emrakul-flying-spaghetti-monster]

The year is 1 ATP (After Then Perish)

[dimetrodone]

Most of our perception of what Goblin sharks looks like comes from dead specimines where they are all mangled and shrivelled, and are always positioned with their jaws protruding out.

When while alive they only ever extend their jaw for feeding, and arnt half as creepy looking

[zahnegott]

they do look like goblins

[dietmountainmadewka-deactivated]

this also disregards the fact that they can still propel their jaws forward like an aquatic xenomorph from hell

[dimetrodone]

So can many other fish, I’m just not judging them for their beautiful smile.

[despazito]

personal favourite

[praazlwurm]

why is the ocean like this

[trilllizard666]

it just be like that

[akamxru]

im Waking Up,

to Ash and dust

i wipe my

ASS

and i

slAp my nUtS

[sizvideos]

[nopizza]

He committed to how pissed off he was

[cocochineal]

I love how petty this is

[quiet--batpeople]

I hope he brought the video to traffic court to contest the ticket lol

[doing-talking]

I love the poetry that this gifset ends with him running into a police car.

[gjallarmoth]

This is a tactic called Uncivil Obedience: where you follow the law so stringently that it exposes the injustice the law causes.

[blazepress]

[zoomine]

A floating dome to let fish take a look outside the pond.

[aklhf939u3-deactivated20150730]

[capacity]

Stop

[animalmusicthemes]

Visit Original Link

[puffier]

This doesn’t sound like it was composed by a human

[sebi-kruna-deactivated20200316]

That’s ‘cause it was composed by the spider wizard